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17 May 2018 02:22 PM
#751
Oliphaunt
"You fucking fascist!" TBL
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18 May 2018 12:03 PM
#752
Member
"Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up." - TBL
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18 May 2018 01:39 PM
#753
Oliphaunt
"Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, You don't draw shit Lebowski. Now we got a nice quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet." TBL
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18 May 2018 11:31 PM
#754
Member
"I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man." - TBL
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19 May 2018 05:10 AM
#755
Oliphaunt
"So, he's like pretty cool, racially, man?" TBL
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20 May 2018 04:35 PM
#756
Member
"Not so fast, Yakomoto." (trumpeters play a fanfare) "Shut up!" (fanfare stops) "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Inspector Leopard of Scotland Yard, Special Fraud Film Director Squad." - Monty Python's Flying Circus
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20 May 2018 05:00 PM
#757
Oliphaunt
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me." --Predator
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21 May 2018 02:35 PM
#758
Member
"Dinsdale was a gentleman, and what's more, he knew how to treat a female impersonator." - MPFC
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21 May 2018 02:48 PM
#759
Oliphaunt
"Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have them. Walter Kurtz has reached his, and very obviously, he has gone insane." Apocalypse Now
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22 May 2018 12:05 PM
#760
Member
"I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey." - Woody Allen, Sleeper
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22 May 2018 02:34 PM
#761
Oliphaunt
"At least you find out here more about yourself than working in some factory in Ohio." Apocalypse Now
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23 May 2018 10:42 AM
#762
Member
"So then, what do you believe in?"
"Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death, you're not nauseous."
Sleeper
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23 May 2018 06:35 PM
#763
Oliphaunt
"Is that how you like it, Captain? Hot and hairy?" Apocalypse Now
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24 May 2018 12:25 PM
#764
Member
"When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said 'rabies.' She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane."
Sleeper
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24 May 2018 01:09 PM
#765
Oliphaunt
"Not Miss December, Miss May!" Apocalypse Now Redux
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25 May 2018 01:13 PM
#766
Member
"It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years."
"204, if you count my marriage."
Sleeper
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25 May 2018 07:57 PM
#767
Oliphaunt
"They were just kids. Rock and rollers with one foot in their graves." Apocalypse Now
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25 May 2018 11:43 PM
#768
Member
"I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now."
Sleeper
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26 May 2018 05:15 AM
#769
Oliphaunt
"Come on, Captain: you still have a few hours to get cleaned up." Apocalypse Now
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26 May 2018 04:44 PM
#770
Member
(While looking at historical pictures) "This was Josef Stalin. He was a Communist, I was not too crazy about him, had a bad moustache, lot of bad habits. This is Bela Lugosi. He was, he was the mayor of New York City for awhile, you can see what it did to him there, you know. This is, uhm, this is, uh, Charles DeGaulle, he, he was a very famous French chef, had his own television show, showed you how to make souffles and omelets and everything. This is Scott Fitzgerald over here. A very romantic writer. Big with English majors, college girls, you know, nymphomaniacs...."
Sleeper
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26 May 2018 08:13 PM
#771
Oliphaunt
"I traded that fuel for all of us, chief. --No thanks, Captain, I'll stay with the boat." Apocalypse Now Redux
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27 May 2018 11:34 AM
#772
Member
"This is Billy Graham. He was very big in the religion business, you know. He knew God personally. Got him his complete wardrobe to go out on double dates together. It was a very big thing. They were romantically linked for awhile. This is some girls burning a brassiere. You notice it's a very small fire. This I don't know what that is. It's a photograph of Norman Mailer. He was a very great writer. He donated his ego to the Harvard Medical school for study."
Sleeper
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27 May 2018 01:13 PM
#773
Oliphaunt
"Hey! You gonna close the door, or what?" Apocalypse Now
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27 May 2018 10:47 PM
#774
Member
"I'm not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers." - Sleeper
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28 May 2018 03:16 PM
#775
Oliphaunt
"And the Colonel was a good man, a humanitarian man." Apocalyps. Now
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29 May 2018 10:42 AM
#776
Member
(Upon seeing his new robot dog) "Is he housebroken, or is he going to leave batteries all over the floor?" - Sleeper
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29 May 2018 01:15 PM
#777
Oliphaunt
"Zap 'em with the siren, man: zap 'em with the siren!" Apocalypse Now
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29 May 2018 11:12 PM
#778
Member
"I think we should have had sex, but there weren't enough people." - Sleeper
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30 May 2018 04:40 AM
#779
Oliphaunt
"The man's gone away, man, he's gone away to be with his people." Apocalypse Now
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30 May 2018 11:17 AM
#780
Member
"What kind of government you guys got here? This is worse than California!" - Sleeper
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30 May 2018 01:29 PM
#781
Oliphaunt
"Terminate...the Colonel? --With extreme prejudice." Apocl. N.
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31 May 2018 01:06 PM
#782
Member
"My brain? It's my second favorite organ!" - Sleeper
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31 May 2018 01:49 PM
#783
Oliphaunt
"Yeah, I use Wagner. Scares the hell out of the slopes. My boys love it!" AN
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01 Jun 2018 12:03 PM
#784
Member
"This stuff tastes awful. I could make a fortune selling it in my health food store." - Sleeper
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01 Jun 2018 12:50 PM
#785
Oliphaunt
"Never get off the boat. Absolutely goddamned right. Never get off the boat, unless you were going all the way." AN
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02 Jun 2018 11:17 AM
#786
Member
Luna: "What's it feel like to be dead for 200 years?"
Miles: "Like spending a weekend in Beverly Hills."
Sleeper
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02 Jun 2018 01:23 PM
#787
Oliphaunt
"As long as cold beer, hot food, rock 'n' roll, and all the other amenities remain expected norm, our conduct of the war will only gain impotence." AN
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04 Jun 2018 09:07 PM
#788
Member
"I wanna go back to sleep! If I don't get at least 600 years, I'm grouchy all day." - Sleeper
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04 Jun 2018 09:23 PM
#789
Oliphaunt
"You can't lie to a nun!" - The Blues Brothers
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04 Jun 2018 09:27 PM
#790
Elephant
"Sometimes your biggest threat is right under your nose."
~Toffee from "Star vs. the Forces of Evil."
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05 Jun 2018 04:59 AM
#791
Oliphaunt
"Saigon. Shit. I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. " —Apocalypse Now
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06 Jun 2018 03:00 PM
#792
Elephant
(grabbing Zuko’s arm): “I’m going with Zuko!”
(Everyone stares)
“What? Everyone else went on a life-changing field trip with Zuko. Now it’s my turn.”
~Toph from "Avatar: TLA"
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06 Jun 2018 03:42 PM
#793
Oliphaunt
"I'm here a week now, waiting for a mission. Getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter." —Apocalypse Now
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07 Jun 2018 10:57 AM
#794
Member
"I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old! I should be collecting Social Security." - Sleeper
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07 Jun 2018 01:51 PM
#795
Oliphaunt
"Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat." —AN
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07 Jun 2018 05:51 PM
#796
Elephant
"I am their fury, I am their patience, I am a conversation."
~Garnet from "Steven Universe" singing song "Stronger Than You."
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07 Jun 2018 07:45 PM
#797
Oliphaunt
"I didn't get out of the goddamn eighth grade for this kinda shit! All I wanted to do was fucking cook! I just wanted to learn to fucking cook, man!" —AN
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08 Jun 2018 11:52 AM
#798
Member
"You remind me of Lisa Sorenson.... An old girlfriend from the village. A Trotskyite, who became a Jesus freak, and was arrested for selling pornographic connect-the-dot books." - Sleeper
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09 Jun 2018 08:04 PM
#799
Oliphaunt
"We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army" —Apocalypse Now, Col. Kurtz speaking of rock hos soccer moms who drive automobiles.
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09 Jun 2018 10:32 PM
#800
Member
"That's a big chicken." - Sleeper
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