Post brief quotes from fiction/narrative/whatever

[Jizzelbin]

"You fucking fascist!" TBL

[Elendil's Heir]

"Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up." - TBL

[Jizzelbin]

"Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, You don't draw shit Lebowski. Now we got a nice quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet." TBL

[Elendil's Heir]

"I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man." - TBL

[Jizzelbin]

"So, he's like pretty cool, racially, man?" TBL

[Elendil's Heir]

"Not so fast, Yakomoto." (trumpeters play a fanfare) "Shut up!" (fanfare stops) "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Inspector Leopard of Scotland Yard, Special Fraud Film Director Squad." - Monty Python's Flying Circus

[Jizzelbin]

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me." --Predator

[Elendil's Heir]

"Dinsdale was a gentleman, and what's more, he knew how to treat a female impersonator." - MPFC

[Jizzelbin]

"Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have them. Walter Kurtz has reached his, and very obviously, he has gone insane." Apocalypse Now

[Elendil's Heir]

"I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey." - Woody Allen, Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"At least you find out here more about yourself than working in some factory in Ohio." Apocalypse Now

[Elendil's Heir]

"So then, what do you believe in?"
"Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death, you're not nauseous."

Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"Is that how you like it, Captain? Hot and hairy?" Apocalypse Now

[Elendil's Heir]

"When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said 'rabies.' She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane."

Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"Not Miss December, Miss May!" Apocalypse Now Redux

[Elendil's Heir]

"It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years."
"204, if you count my marriage."

Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"They were just kids. Rock and rollers with one foot in their graves." Apocalypse Now

[Elendil's Heir]

"I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now."

Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"Come on, Captain: you still have a few hours to get cleaned up." Apocalypse Now

[Elendil's Heir]

(While looking at historical pictures) "This was Josef Stalin. He was a Communist, I was not too crazy about him, had a bad moustache, lot of bad habits. This is Bela Lugosi. He was, he was the mayor of New York City for awhile, you can see what it did to him there, you know. This is, uhm, this is, uh, Charles DeGaulle, he, he was a very famous French chef, had his own television show, showed you how to make souffles and omelets and everything. This is Scott Fitzgerald over here. A very romantic writer. Big with English majors, college girls, you know, nymphomaniacs...."

Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"I traded that fuel for all of us, chief. --No thanks, Captain, I'll stay with the boat." Apocalypse Now Redux

[Elendil's Heir]

"This is Billy Graham. He was very big in the religion business, you know. He knew God personally. Got him his complete wardrobe to go out on double dates together. It was a very big thing. They were romantically linked for awhile. This is some girls burning a brassiere. You notice it's a very small fire. This I don't know what that is. It's a photograph of Norman Mailer. He was a very great writer. He donated his ego to the Harvard Medical school for study."

Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"Hey! You gonna close the door, or what?" Apocalypse Now

[Elendil's Heir]

"I'm not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers." - Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"And the Colonel was a good man, a humanitarian man." Apocalyps. Now

[Elendil's Heir]

(Upon seeing his new robot dog) "Is he housebroken, or is he going to leave batteries all over the floor?" - Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"Zap 'em with the siren, man: zap 'em with the siren!" Apocalypse Now

[Elendil's Heir]

"I think we should have had sex, but there weren't enough people." - Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"The man's gone away, man, he's gone away to be with his people." Apocalypse Now

[Elendil's Heir]

"What kind of government you guys got here? This is worse than California!" - Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"Terminate...the Colonel? --With extreme prejudice." Apocl. N.

[Elendil's Heir]

"My brain? It's my second favorite organ!" - Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"Yeah, I use Wagner. Scares the hell out of the slopes. My boys love it!" AN

[Elendil's Heir]

"This stuff tastes awful. I could make a fortune selling it in my health food store." - Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"Never get off the boat. Absolutely goddamned right. Never get off the boat, unless you were going all the way." AN

[Elendil's Heir]

Luna: "What's it feel like to be dead for 200 years?"
Miles: "Like spending a weekend in Beverly Hills."

Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"As long as cold beer, hot food, rock 'n' roll, and all the other amenities remain expected norm, our conduct of the war will only gain impotence." AN

[Elendil's Heir]

"I wanna go back to sleep! If I don't get at least 600 years, I'm grouchy all day." - Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"You can't lie to a nun!" - The Blues Brothers

[Froody Blue Gem]

"Sometimes your biggest threat is right under your nose."

~Toffee from "Star vs. the Forces of Evil."

[Jizzelbin]

"Saigon. Shit. I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. " —Apocalypse Now

[Froody Blue Gem]

(grabbing Zuko’s arm): “I’m going with Zuko!”

(Everyone stares)

“What? Everyone else went on a life-changing field trip with Zuko. Now it’s my turn.”

~Toph from "Avatar: TLA"

[Jizzelbin]

"I'm here a week now, waiting for a mission. Getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter." —Apocalypse Now

[Elendil's Heir]

"I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old! I should be collecting Social Security." - Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat." —AN

[Froody Blue Gem]

"I am their fury, I am their patience, I am a conversation."

~Garnet from "Steven Universe" singing song "Stronger Than You."

[Jizzelbin]

"I didn't get out of the goddamn eighth grade for this kinda shit! All I wanted to do was fucking cook! I just wanted to learn to fucking cook, man!" —AN

[Elendil's Heir]

"You remind me of Lisa Sorenson.... An old girlfriend from the village. A Trotskyite, who became a Jesus freak, and was arrested for selling pornographic connect-the-dot books." - Sleeper

[Jizzelbin]

"We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army" —Apocalypse Now, Col. Kurtz speaking of rock hos soccer moms who drive automobiles.

[Elendil's Heir]

"That's a big chicken." - Sleeper