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    "mmmm...Nice! Not the Daffodil Daydream, the girl." —Deadpool

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    "Daddy needs to express some rage." - Deadpool

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    "God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters." —Deadpool

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    (In the midst of a car crash) "Shit. Did I leave the stove on?" - Deadpool

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    "They say the smog's....bunch of fucking bullshit." —Get Shorty

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    "You, go be a Big Brother to someone! And tell Beast to stop shitting on my lawn!" - Deadpool

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    "—I saw three of these dusters a short time ago: they were waiting for three men. Inside the dusters there were three men.
    —So?
    —Inside the men there were three bullets.
    —Ta-ha-ha. That's a crazy story, Harmonica."
    Once Upon A Time In the West

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    "Keep him warm for me. If he give you any trouble, hit him. Not in the mouth: he got to talk. And plenty."
    Once Upon A Time In the West

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    "I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero." - Deadpool

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    "The rules come first no matter what. Can be merciless or unwittingly cruel. Often a little colorless in their personal appearance. Many Ones with this wing are plain dressers, preferring functional clothing that is appropriate to context but not flashy. The emphasis on function may extend to their general lifestyle. Practicality is highly valued." "The Enneagram Blogspot Type 1", supposedly attributed ab ibid. ad some other page
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    "I've always known I'll die alone <in a yellow wife-beater with a bottle of Four Roses in my hand>"
    —TJ Hooker, to supporting actor of Night of the Lepus, in Star Trek V with commentary added by Rifftrax.

    Not just awful.

    It's gawd-awful.

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    "Some people have heard the story that I went to Bob's Big Boy for seven years, every day, at 2:30, and had the same thing. That was my longest habit pattern. But, I like habitual behavior, because it's, it's a known factor, and then your mind is free to think about other things."
    —David Lynch, interview with Jay Leno (I excised some of the "um"s and and "er"s). I don't know what year it was, probably the very late 1980s, just a Youtube clip, for which I do not have a link. ETA Oh, he's plugging his and that other guy's show On the Air, which was not that good, but it was about right for that era. So that would be, like early 1990s, after TP ended, I guess.

    INTERESTING is that Lynch is sitting next to Mac Rebennack AKA "Dr. John," and Lynch seems visibly uncomfortable being in his chair next to him. I think Dr. John had cut out the smack by this time, but he probably smelled kind of bad, and he had on his whole stage persona costume. For all I know, Mac was nodding off discreetly in his chair. Could be an interesting thing to ask Jay Leno about, should one feel like kidnapping him and tying him to a chair, la King of Comedy. Well, we can't all be Sandra Bernhard.
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    "How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van. " - Deadpool

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    "The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays." — Fast Times At Ridgemont High

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    "Look! I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! So what's it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick." - Deadpool

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    "Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and AIDS jokes." —Heathers

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    "You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!" - Deadpool

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    "You're an asset. An expendable asset. And I used you to get the job done, got it?" —Predator

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    "Okay, guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you're all going to have to share!" - Deadpool

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    "A universal language is great since it can do anything, but it also is subject to what Alan Perlis used to call the “Turing tar-pit.” Beware of the Turing tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy." —RJ Lipton,"Stating P=NP Without Turing Machines"

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    "You're really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil. Besides... nobody's getting hurt. [a dead body falls off an overhead traffic sign]. That guy was already up there when I got here." - Deadpool

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    "In a lot of cases, Te is the protector function of the FiNe. When one of their values comes under attack, they have no problem using a direct, matter-of-fact Te communication style to defend what they feel is right." — some shithead's blog about some crap

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    "No, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it's going to be attached to." —The Advs. of Buckr. Banzai Across the 8th Dimens.

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    "That's the shit emoji. You know, the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long." - Deadpool

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    "To you, Mr. Pool. Deadpool. That sounds like a fucking franchise." - Deadpool

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    "Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair shit-show. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. I want you to remember me, not the Ghost of Christmas Me." - Deadpool

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    "My God, one giant came into my room and without so much as a how-do-you-do started putting on a rubber glove the size of a catcher's mitt. He would have torn me apart if I hadn't been awake and strong enough to do some shouting." —McGoorty. A Pool Room Hustler

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