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09 Mar 2019 01:25 AM
#1051
Member
Jack Walsh: "I know my rights. You owe me phone calls
FBI Special Agent Alonzo Mosely: "What should be of paramount importance to you right now is not the phone calls. It's the fact that you're gonna spend ten years for impersonating a Federal agent."
Walsh: "Ten years for impersonating a Fed, huh?"
Mosely: "Ten years."
Walsh: "How comes no one's after you?"
Midnight Run
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09 Mar 2019 12:41 PM
#1052
Oliphaunt
"Black milk of dawn, we drink it in the evening
We drink it mid-days and in the morning, we drink it at night."
—Paul Celan, Todesfuge
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09 Mar 2019 11:18 PM
#1053
Member
"Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a fuckin' word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head." - Midnight Run
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10 Mar 2019 11:21 PM
#1054
Oliphaunt
"Back in the 1600s, Paulaner monks moved from Southern Italy to the Cloister Neudeck ob der Au in Bavaria. “Being a strict order, they were not allowed to consume solid food during Lent,” the braumeister and beer sommelier of Paulaner Brewery Martin Zuber explained in a video on the company’s website.
They needed something other than water to sustain them, so the monks turned to a common staple of the time of their region – beer. They concocted an “unusually strong” brew, full of carbohydrates and nutrients, because “liquid bread wouldn’t break the fast,” Zuber noted."
—These Seventeeth-Century Monks Did a Beer Fast for Lent
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11 Mar 2019 02:16 PM
#1055
Member
"Sidney, siddown, relax, have a sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some fuckin' thing." - Midnight Run
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11 Mar 2019 10:18 PM
#1056
Oliphaunt
"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few."
—Shunryu Suzuki
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12 Mar 2019 10:52 AM
#1057
Member
Alonzo Mosely: "Let me tell you something, asshole. I've been working on this Jimmy Serrano thing for about six years; Mardukas is my shot. I'm gonna bring him into federal court, and I don't want any third-rate rent-a-thug who couldn't cut it as a cop in Chicago bringing him to LA on some bullshit local charge. Do I make myself understood?"
Jack Walsh: "Can I ask you something? These sunglasses, they're really nice: are they government-issued, or all you guys go to the same store to get them?"
Midnight Run
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31 Mar 2019 01:34 PM
#1058
Oliphaunt
"The challenge to the surgeon is to re-attach the muscle to the bone in a way that glides smoothly within the pulley system of the hand. Flexor tendon injuries to the index and long finger tend to impede tasks that require fine motor skills; injuries to the flexor tendons of the ring or small fingers usually have a greater impact on grip strength." — Anon., Wiki, "Musculoskeletal Medicine For Medical Students": "Flexor Tendon Injury."
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31 Mar 2019 08:15 PM
#1059
Member
Jack Walsh: "Eddie, Eddie, I swear to God, don't start with me or so help me, I will shoot him and dump him in a fuckin' swamp!" [Mardukas looks frightened, but Jack frowns and shakes his head at him as if to say, "Not really"]
Midnight Run
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08 Apr 2019 10:13 PM
#1060
Oliphaunt
"You know what they say: if they're old enough to sit at the table, they're old enough to eat." — coworker's response to my suggestion that Jerry Lee Lewis's cousin bride was pretty good looking.
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08 Apr 2019 11:59 PM
#1061
Member
"You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fuckin' pencil. Do you understand me?" - Midnight Run
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12 Apr 2019 12:31 PM
#1062
Oliphaunt
"Gimme water. Give me somebody's daughter." — The Who
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15 Apr 2019 12:36 PM
#1063
Member
"Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like ya." - Midnight Run
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19 Apr 2019 09:26 AM
#1064
Oliphaunt
"Cruelty, it's to extirpate by blood including the divine blood, the beastly randomness of the unconscious, human animality, wherever one might meet it." — Artaud, "To have finished with the judgment of God:
=="La cruauté, c’est d’extirper par le sang et jusqu’au sang dieu, le hasard bestial de l’animalité inconsciente humaine, partout où on peut le rencontrer."
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19 Apr 2019 12:10 PM
#1065
Member
"Jack, nothing personal, but fuck off." - Midnight Run
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19 Apr 2019 03:56 PM
#1066
Oliphaunt
"The company told sellers on Thursday that it will no longer operate its third-party online marketplace or provide seller services on its Chinese website." — Julie Wernau and Yoko Kubota, "Amazon Quits Chinese Business," in WSJ 19-Apr-2019
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19 Apr 2019 07:03 PM
#1067
Oliphaunt
"Hey! Hey, Robert, what you're doing? —He's mine, Jack, get lost. — Fuck you he's yours, he's mine, what the [unintelligble] you doing. — Well then go straighten it out with Eddie, I collect the money. —I almost got killed too trying to get this guy, he shot at me. — BACK OFF! I said I'm taking him, all right? *— All right. I'm worth twelve-hundred. — All right, Marvin, we're friends, what thet hell we fightin' for?" —MN R
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19 Apr 2019 07:29 PM
#1068
Oliphaunt
"—I got money, you know. —I'm sure you do. —I'll give you whatever you want. —Start by shutting up. I know you of two minutes and already I don't like you." —MN R
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19 Apr 2019 09:36 PM
#1069
Oliphaunt
"Whydn't you get yourself a new watch? —Tell you when I know you better. —When you know me better? When you going to know me better? You better? You're not going to know me better. —Shut. Up. —That's what I mean." —MN R
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19 Apr 2019 09:51 PM
#1070
Oliphaunt
"I can say 'Hello' in a lot of different languages. Not yours, but a lot of them." MN R
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19 Apr 2019 11:54 PM
#1071
Member
"You put Marvin on this case, you fuckin' piece of shit? You fucking, deceptive - you VERMIN! You SLIMEBALL in a SEA of PUS!" - Midnight Run
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21 Apr 2019 11:51 AM
#1072
Oliphaunt
"All right, it's fucking zero. You happy now, you crazy fuck?" —TBL
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21 Apr 2019 03:33 PM
#1073
Member
Jonathan Mardukas: [impersonating an FBI agent] "Would you describe exactly what the last man who passed a $20 bill to you looked like?"
Bar Cashier: "Thirty, tall...."
Mardukas: "About 6 feet?"
Cashier: [shakes head] "Six-five."
Mardukas: "Dark hair?"
Cashier: "Light-colored."
Mardukas: [looks at Jack] "Sounds like our man."
Midnight Run
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21 Apr 2019 10:12 PM
#1074
Oliphaunt
"That's bad. This one? Yeah, that's bad too. You'll get a receipt." (or something like that). MN R
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22 Apr 2019 12:37 PM
#1075
Member
" You get it started, and I'll run you over. That's the best plan I can think of." - Midnight Run
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24 Apr 2019 10:32 PM
#1076
Oliphaunt
"—Wha, what the fuck's going on? You guys ain't cops! —Nah, we're ballet dancers." —MN R
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24 Apr 2019 11:14 PM
#1077
Oliphaunt
"[Y]ou're a fucking criminal and you deserve to go where you're going, and I'm going to take you there, and if I hear any more shit out of you, I'm going to fucking bust your head and I'm going to put you back in that fucking hole, and I'm going to stick your head in the fucking toilet bowl, and I'm going to make it stay there. —Well. I have to tell you, a restaurant is a very tricky investment." —MN R
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25 Apr 2019 09:13 AM
#1078
Member
Jonathan Mardukas: "You can't steal a truck!"
Jack Walsh: "You were stealing a plane!"
Midnight Run
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25 Apr 2019 08:30 PM
#1079
Oliphaunt
"My name is Special Agent Mosley.....Jack Walsh....of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. —That's not the name it says on the badge. Do you want me to call the FBI, or do you want to pay cash?" —MN R
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26 Apr 2019 12:02 AM
#1080
Member
Jack Walsh: "That whole fuckin' department was corrupt!"
Jonathan Mardukas: "There's good and bad everywhere, don't you think?"
Walsh: "Eh, well, I'd say there's bad everywhere. Good I don't know about."
Midnight Run
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26 Apr 2019 01:37 PM
#1081
Oliphaunt
"—Did you ever have sex with an animal, Jack? Remember those chickens around the Indian reservation? There were some good-looking chickens there, Jack. You know, between us. —Yeah, a couple I wouldn't have minded taking a shot at." —MN R
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26 Apr 2019 10:17 PM
#1082
Member
"Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department?" - Midnight Run
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27 Apr 2019 11:53 PM
#1083
Oliphaunt
"‘Remember that I wrote a pavane for a dead princess and not a dead pavane for a princess!" —Maurice Ravel, cited in Angela Hewitt (Canadian pianist, probably best known for her interpretations of Bach and "French" post-Romantic keyboard works), liner notes to Ravel The Complete Solo Piano Music, on the Hyperion label, 2002.
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29 Apr 2019 12:41 PM
#1084
Member
Jonathan Mardukas: "Come on, cigarettes are killers."
Jack Walsh: "So are women."
Midnight Run
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29 Apr 2019 09:19 PM
#1085
Oliphaunt
"As an author and programmer, I'm faced with a dilemma: do I simply jump forward to Python 3.0 or [blah blah]." — D. Beazley, Python. Essential Reference. Fourth Edition. the only book on the Python language worth owning in physical format: legible, slim, comprehensive, with interesting insights into the development of the language, notably between 2.6 and 3.x O'Reilly, your days are numbered. Sorry to say, an otherwise loathesome publisher, Addison-Wesley, has a tremendous near-monopoloy in it's Developer's Library series.
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29 Apr 2019 10:30 PM
#1086
Member
Jonathan Mardukas: "You ever had lyonnaise potatoes? They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish. You know I could set you up with lyonnaise potatoes for the rest of your life."
Jack Walsh: "Why don't you just shut the fuck up?"
Midnight Run
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29 Apr 2019 11:00 PM
#1087
Oliphaunt
"Yeah, I know, you're going put my head in that place." —Mardukas, MN R
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30 Apr 2019 01:46 PM
#1088
Member
Jack Walsh: "How much [cash] is here?"
Jonathan Mardukas: "Neighborhood of three hundred thousand."
Walsh: "That's a, that's a... very respectable neighborhood."
Midnight Run
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30 Apr 2019 10:34 PM
#1089
Oliphaunt
"—I did the [dead] bird. —C'mon, now don't talk back. Mime is money. Let's go, come on, move it!" —This Is Spinal Tap
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01 May 2019 10:07 AM
#1090
Member
Airline Pilot: "Can I help you guys?"
Alonzo Mosely: "Special Agent Mosely, FBI."
Airline Pilot: "Are all you guys named 'Mosely'?"
Midnight Run
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01 May 2019 07:31 PM
#1091
Oliphaunt
"Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering your livestock
They know what I need."
—Spinal Tap, "Sex Farm" (one day I'll remember all the words so I can sing it at work).
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02 May 2019 01:12 PM
#1092
Member
"Are you gonna stand up there with your thumb up your ass? Or you gonna get me the fuck outta here?" - Midnight Run
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03 May 2019 06:35 PM
#1093
Oliphaunt
"And he said, 'Well, son, you won't make much money but you'll get more pussy than Frank Sinatra.'" — Robertson reporting "The Hawk" in the motion picure The Last Waltz
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04 May 2019 10:57 PM
#1094
Member
Airline Ticket Clerk: [selling a flight ticket to Marvin] "Would that be smoker or non-smoker, sir?"
Marvin Dorfler: [exhaling smoke] "Take a wild guess."
Midnight Run
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05 May 2019 06:48 PM
#1095
Oliphaunt
Don Job: "Now let's you just drop them pants."
Bobby: "Drop?"
Don Job: "Just take them right off."
—Deliverance
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06 May 2019 01:23 PM
#1096
Member
"You're OK, Jack. I think... under different circumstances you and I probably still would have hated each other!" - Midnight Run
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06 May 2019 04:52 PM
#1097
Oliphaunt
"There is [...] every reason to believe that liturgical rapport, especially right at the beginning of Mass, turns worship into an ecclesiastical version of Hello Dolly." — Th. Daly, Why Catholics Can't Sing: The Culture of Catholicism and the Triumph of Bad Taste
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07 May 2019 10:09 AM
#1098
Member
"I'm gonna tell you something. I want this guy taken out, and I want him taken out fast. You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. You get the message?"
Midnight Run
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07 May 2019 04:56 PM
#1099
Oliphaunt
"Working on a sex farm
Wolfing down some cornbread
I'm turning on the TV
Joining the grange."
—Spinal Tap, "Sex Farm"
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08 May 2019 10:13 AM
#1100
Member
"You two are the dumbest bounty hunters I have ever seen! You couldn't even deliver a bottle of milk!" - Midnight Run
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