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    "If you'd have kicked ass in any other place but Chalkie's, Atlantic City would be dead for us. The guys never leave the street." —The Color of Money

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    Luna: "You're biting my nails."
    Miles: "It's because you're tense."

    Sleeper

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    "Straight pool is pool. This is like hand-ball, or cribbage, or something. Straight pool, you gotta be a real surgeon to get 'em, you know. It's all finesse. Now, every thing is nine-ball, 'cause it's fast, good for T.V., good for a lot of break shots." The Color of Money

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    "My God! I beat a man insensible with a strawberry!" - Sleeper

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    "Don't try to take my hand, numbnuts! I said choke yourself: lean forward and choke yourself!" —Full Metal Jacket

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    "Are there female robots? Because the possibilities are limitless." - Sleeper

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    "This baby-san looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch." —Full Metal Jacket

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    "I'm a nice person. I have healthy life drives. I'm as good as gold. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person." - Sleeper

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    "He thinks the bad bush is between mama-san's legs." FMJ

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    Luna: "Luna! Don't you remember? We were outlaws. Aliens! The police captured you, I escaped. I'm with the Underground. Remember! The Western District? Miles! I'm Luna! Luna! Remember! Luna!"
    Miles: "Your name isn't Luna, is it?"

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    "Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia? I don't like the name Lawrence. Only faggots and sailors are named Lawrence." —FMJ

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    "Many women can attest to having a loose vagina especially after going through childbirth. However, there are a few who have a naturally loose one without any issues.... However, before you dive into a deep sea of worry, you should consider...solutions such as vaginal tightening creams.... Every woman is in search of the best way to make the vagina tight."—"Do Vagina Tightening Creams Really Work?"
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    "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a nose for a nose. I don't know what the hell that means, but it sounds brilliant." - Sleeper

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    "To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." — Douglas Adams

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    " From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds, in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me! Deadpool." - Deadpool

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    "This thing emerged called Uber or Muber or whatever. But this issue is now finished. It's over now. Our Prime Minister made the announcement. We have our system of taxis." —Turkish President Erdogan

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    "I know, right? You're probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie'? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Polverine.' [in an Australian accent] And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under." - Deadpool

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    "Calmer than you." —TBL, seen on a decal of the back window of a Toyota Tacoma just now.

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    "Working in a coal mine, going down, down, down.
    Working in a coal mine, whoops! about to slip down.
    Course I make a little money.
    Hauling coal by the ton.
    But when Saturday rolls around.
    Too tired for having fun."
    —words and music, Allen Toussaint, hit for Lee Dorsey

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    "I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies. At some point, you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent." - Deadpool

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    "Team work makes the dream work." —scrawled in chalk near the back entrance of "my" warehouse. BAD QUOTE! Maybe by writing it here I can get that stupid phrase out of my head, partly.

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    "—So, what do you like to do?
    —Oh, I don't know. Play chess. Screw.
    —Let's play chess!"
    Blazing Saddles

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    "Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse. I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." - Deadpool

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    "He hit Bunny! Get him, girls!" —Blazing Saddles

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    "A fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break? That's, like, sixteen walls." - Deadpool

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    "I asked for a spaghetti with marinara. What did I get? Egg noodles with ketchup." —Goodfellas

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    "You're probably thinking, 'My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!' Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex." - Deadpool

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    "Excuse me, while I whip this out." —Blazing Saddles

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