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    I was chilling with my uncle today and he had some funny old videos of me and my nephew playing piano at some Christmas, and me drunkenly playing a piano on the sidewalk.

    I didn't want to find a way to seamlessly get these from his ancient phone to my computer, so I just set up my tablet to take a picture+audio from his phone in "camera mode"

    https://vimeo.com/143704110
    https://vimeo.com/143703980

    Apparently I know only one song -- "Right Place, Wrong Time"!

    The first one, from Christmas, is pretty funny -- my uncle just screwing around with his phone, and my nephew beating a tamborine on the piano.

    Anyone else?

    Oh, I just discovered -- vimeo is pretty damned slick if you ever have need to upload videos. A lot easier to use than youtube.

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    https://vimeo.com/149838844

    WTF one day I shall figure this out and in the meantime, watch me perform elder abuse on my uncle, and I think this one is mostly me watching *Repo Man* and occasionally playing stinkfinger on the piano.
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    All right, in the long one with my uncle, I fucked up and said "this will not go public."

    Jesus fucking Christ.

    Do you know what it's like to be a liar?

    Apparently I do -- I didn't feel at the time the video was going to be "on the internet," Well, it doesn't really matter, but the camera is the voice of truth.

    I'm going to lick it, so remember you heard it here first.

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    I thought this, taken last night about 12:08 or so AM, was somehow perfect. It captures something, anyway. Not sure what.

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    How Great Thou Art (yes, I got the joke, asshole -- joke's on me I don't know how to play the tune on piano)

    https://vimeo.com/150514750
    https://vimeo.com/150514220

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    Uncle Jizz's update from this morning, in which he discovers that his broken nose is growing in crooked.

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    Neat discovery for today. To my ear, the classic "Otis Spann voicing" for a lot of his famous licks is the same used in the Pee Wee's big adventure theme. Strange.

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    Well, it appears my awesome idea of taking you "guys" on a beer-run to and through the grocery store didn't work out so well. But there are a few amusing videos, somewhat fragmented.

    https://vimeo.com/152913264
    https://vimeo.com/152914128
    https://vimeo.com/152914924
    https://vimeo.com/152914996
    https://vimeo.com/152915443

    Good luck, losers.

    It is kind of too bad my tablet went to sleep or whatever in the grocery store -- you missed the thrilling record of me, robotically walking to where I knew where the beer was, giving the high-sign to the cashier in charge of the self-checkout so he could override checking my idea, and, me seeing my favorite black employee coming on shift.

    That's not racist at all -- she just is a bit chatty, and she'll talk a blue streak if you let her. We actually shook hands, which is weird (hey, it wasn't my idea!), and when she asked "what's all that on your neck and all that?" (meaning my tablet hanging from the zipper of my coat), I got to say, "well, me and some buddies they had me do a bet."

    her: "So how you been doing?"
    me: "well, I'll be doing better once I get home and have some beer!"
    her: "you know me, as soon as I get off work"
    me noticing her staring at the tablet hanging off my jacket zipper: "no, it's just some buddies dared me to do this, it isn't any."
    her: "all right all right, well you have a good day!"

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    In case it's someone's birthday, here's me playing something from my new favorite set of pieces, Slonimsky pere's 51 Minitudes: "Happy Birthday"

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    Here's what Uncle Jizz does on a Friday night at his Uncle's apartment -- gets drunk, puts on his uncle's white shoes a` la Pee Wee Herman and tries to dance. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, maybe it's good, maybe it's bad, but it's fucking retarded.

    Pardon my French, but it is.

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