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    And no, it wasn't a sex thing, just walking around the neighborhood screwing around. And I have only had that one fat fucking pig of a wife -- didn't mean to imply otherwise. One and done.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    ...TNP has had more than one wife.
    This isn't the TNP thread, but I'll take it as a "Truth" question and answer: no, I am still with my first wife (25 years next month).

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    Truth, always. Yes, I know about TNP -- I just mistyped. Simmer down, child! eta Congratulations! 25 is a big one. What's the traditional gift? You're well out of paper and silk and all that and into stuff like PEARL NECKLACE...all right, I couldn't resist that one. Oh shit -- you're going to spending some gold on SILVER! Just looked it up. Hardcore. Woman love that shit.

    eeta I take "truth" because my capacities for doing a RL dare are limited, however innocuous. I just sit around, read, solve idiotic logic/CS puzzles, and if I had my druthers, I'd just be alone doing my shit, not hanging around with "genius friends."
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    Truth, then: Do you have more than five porn magazines in your home right now?

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    Absolutely. If I were at home right now.

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    Truth.

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    Have you ever felt like murdering someone IRL who is close to you?

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    Yes. I have two older sisters, one of whom is a wonderful person and the other of whom... isn't. Or wasn't. We fought a lot when we were kids (we're better now), and she was very snippy, bullying, condescending and/or controlling. There were times when, if you'd put a loaded gun in my hand, I would have shot her without hesitation. Fortunately, that was a loooong time ago.

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    Truth, no question.

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    What is the closest you've ever come to following through on murderous thoughts?

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    Not close at all, not even in the slightest.

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    Truth.

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    Have you ever made-out/fingered/whatever with a girl you'd known for fewer than a half-hour?

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    No. I was never in that much of a hurry, and it's always taken longer than that. Maybe the shortest was... hmm, over several days, so... a cumulative six hours?

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    dare. And I completed my earlier dare -- it just wasn't that satisfying. But I felt proud and good, like a young man strong enough to conquer the world.

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    Good for you. How did your meal or drinking companion react?

    Dare: Sing "Yankee Doodle" loudly the next time you walk down the street.

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    Erm, actually I did this one just now, before reading your dare a few hours ago. Just drunkenly staggering around trying to impersonate Cagney with my uncle -- no idea why. Some might say that's an odd coincidence, but you don't know my uncle and I. That's a regular occurrence with us.

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    Again, how did your meal or drinking companion react to your earlier dare?

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    Oh, I'll take dare. I did it with my little buddy, but he didn't remember the rules, or even that I did a dare, so I call that close enough.

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    But how did he react when you kept offering the drink or bite of food (posts 39 and 43)?

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    He was like, "oh hey, that's pretty good!" try a bite of mine! Nothing too exciting.

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    OK, thanks.

    Dare: Make a paper airplane and send it out of the highest window that you can find and open in the next 24 hours.

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    Someone else is going to have to do this dare -- littering is illegal and immoral and I would never do that. Plus, I just wouldn't. Someone TAKE THE DARE!

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    Well, you could always go down and get the plane afterwards - or ask a friend to do so.

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    OK I did it. But because of the wind, it just kind of fluttered and fell. Not my best airplane, but I'm an internet screw-off, not an aerodynamics engineer. And no, I'm not going to pick it up. I enjoy littering. I was an hour or so late in doing it, but that's fine. Don't worry about it.

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    How many stories up were you?

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    Just two stories, but it dropped into some brambles into the same property which I will own someday. Two good reasons for me not to retrieve my shitty paper airplane that will likely turn into deer food in a few days. Dioxin is good for animals.

    Yeah, truth, so: have you ever told the same person closely related to you how much you wish they were dead? Bonus points if multiple times, on different occasions or not.

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    I might've told my aforementioned sister that when we were young, but I don't clearly remember having done so. She really was pretty awful to me.

    (Two stories was "the highest window that you can find and open in the next 24 hours"?)

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    I'll take truth. And yes, absolutely -- I was at the coast. Not a lot of buildings of any kind there, really, except houses and little shops.

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    Do you ever cry while watching movies?

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    Yes maybe not full-on bawling, but an old-man tear in the corner of the eye. VERY occasionally, and only for awesome movies like *Five Easy Pieces,* *Faces of Death*, *The Alamo*, and *Gone in 60 Seconds*.

    tod

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    Truth.

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    Have you ever been shamed, privately, by a sibling.

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    Yes, my next-oldest sister really knew how to push my buttons when we were kids. Not at all nice to me sometimes... still some very unpleasant memories.

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    Fine, i'll do a dare, but it has to be a dare I can actually do. I just spend my life sitting in one place, and my place is in a boring suburb. Paper airplanes, fine. Getting drunk and laughing with somebody about eating some bullshit, fine. I don't know what other stuff I can possibly be dared to do. Jerk off ten times? Yeah, well it's not even ten o'clock PDT.

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    I Dare you to buy food of his or her choice for a homeless person you see sometime in the next week.

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    Sure, I'll do that. They can have whatever they want, so long as it's black. Consider it done.

    T/D

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    Truth.

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    Are you angry at this moment? Not necessarily with veins popping out on the head and neck, but could be just simmering beneath the surface. Why or why not?

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    No, I have various annoyances in my life right now (money, house, health) but nothing's making me angry. I'm a pretty happy, calm, even-keeled guy most of the time anyway.

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    Fine, truth -- I'll be boring and say, "truth." Since I haven't left this chair I'm sitting on since Sunday, I still owe a dare, but I have the better part of a week to complete it.

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    Wait a minute -- how do I know if someone's homeless? There are an awful lot of vagrants around in my town -- and while I enjoy talking with people, if I have a few minutes to kill waiting on a park bench, I'd never ask somebody about their situation. So, to compromise, I'll give a nosh to somebody who seems a little chucky (Danny McGoorty's 1920s slang for "hungry") and not worry too much if they actually have a place to sleep under a roof or not. More than likely it's going to take the form of me just randomly talking to somebody, like I do, and saying, 'let's go get something to eat -- I'm buying.' IOW, just kind of regular.

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    Use your best judgment as to whether or not they're homeless. The more grungy/hungry/desperate-looking, the better.

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    Hell no. Well, except for those ones where I'm wearing a man-cheetah costume and my mother is holding out a stick with a feather attached to the end and I wet my pants and wake up hungry and thirsty with my right arm tired.

    I'm not getting out much these days -- I found a McDonald's gift card at my place, so I'm going to have to pass it along. I know it's not "whatever they want," but the deadline is approaching, so it's going to have to be like that.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    ...the deadline is approaching....
    It was just two days ago, and you have a week.

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    You're not my supervisor!

    Truth: Have you made it a fundamental argument-ending strategy to observe the weaknesses of your opponent and attack those same weaknesses. Whenever possible, in a way that, while some might call it passive-aggressive, is merely aggressive and untainted by vulgar speech.
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    I don't think so. I try to keep arguments - or vigorous debates - on a higher plane when I can.

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    Truth. I'm boring, and so I choose truth. I gave some 40-something hobo-looking guy a McDonald's gift card with about eight bucks on it, and said "knock yourself out -- just swipe it in the machine and get whatever you want." That was sometime recently, so I think I made the deadline.

    *T*|*D*
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    Yep, that'll do.

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    Fucking A hells to the yes. I used to get self-conscious because the way my khakis scrunched down at the bench kind of made it look like a was pitching a tent. De**se van Le*ven nee Bern**d. Later on I took some lessons from a couple of dudes -- a black and a white -- not quite the same thing. I was older and more mature. I only had one band-mate who was a woman for a short time (I mean we only played together a fairly short time), but I still think she's fine, and smart and cool. Kind of looks like a young Madeleine Kahn in *High Anxiety*. But that's different -- I think that's a rite of passage.

    (T*)|(D*) One of these days I'll remember how to use the Kleene Star and string union correctly in regular expressions with order of precedence.

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