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    Says it all, motherfuckers! I can't really start this by myself, but it seems amusing enough. At least more than this Frodo Donolvan shit I don't know anything about, to me.

    Truth or dare motherfuckers!
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    Truth: Have you ever spent a night in jail?
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    Truth.

    Hey, wait, there have to be some rules here!

    All right fine, I have spent a day in civil hold, so truth.

    You next:

    truth or dare?

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    yeah well still waiting, darling.

    it doesn't have to be RET -- anyone can take the truth or dare challenge.

    But they have to play honest-like!

    ETA OK, so the rules are like this: truth or dare, and whoever panties-up and answers the challenge gets the next question. Namely, "Truth or dare?" The question/dare is done accordingly to real-life rules.

    Only difference is, anyone can jump in and take a dare or truth.

    Seems less complicated to me than Botticelli -- I know you guys like that, but there's too many rules for me to follow there. Obviously, I can understand it, I just don't want to.

    This seems like more fun.

    etaa it's a slow burn, so wait for it.
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    Truth or Dare, EricTB?

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    oh, ericTB you are on my shitlist now. you play that fucking botticelli but you don't have the balls to play fucking truth or dare? you are fucking dead meat on a candlestick, you stupid hillbilly.

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    I'm in, but I won't do any Dare that's illegal or dangerous.

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    You don't have to do a RL dare -- I was more thinking like "go insult somebody online" or "say something outrageous," not "drop a brick on that guy's head," or "cross the center line in front of a truck" or "push that lady in front of the train."

    So? Truth or dare!

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    Truth.

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    Have you ever made a poopie in your pants?

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    Yes, but it was a long time ago.

    Truth or dare?

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    "Truth, always" </ed norton from *Birdman*>

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    Have you ever hurt someone bad enough, on purpose or otherwise, that he or she had to go to the hospital?

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    Not that I'm aware of. Wait a minute -- when my sister and I were young I accidentally stubbed her toe opening a door and she got her toenail removed. Pretty sure that was a hospital-worthy trick.

    Truth or dare motherfuckers!

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    What the hell... Dare.

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    I dare you to make a sock at the gwiffBo and tell Eleanor Rigsby that her womb should have been excised at birth.

    eta you asked for it, motherfucker! that's a dare, and if you don't do it, ur a chickenshit.
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    Send me a link to "gwiffBo," and I'll look into it.

    Truth or Dare?

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    http://giraffeboards.com/

    You didn't do your dare!

    Fine, I'll take dare.

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    I dare you to tell Eleanor Rigsby what to expect from me.

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    Yeah, well, I will, but you didn't do your dare yet.

    You ain't playing the game right, son! Ain't yo momma teach you nothing?

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    I found

    Eleanor of Aquitaine
    EleanorA22
    eleanorigby
    Saint Eleanor of the Giraffes


    over there, but no Eleanor Rigsby. Did you mean the third?

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    Yes. I can't keep track of some similar handles on a commercial board, but, yes, the third.

    My own mnemonic for her is "scumbag", but I'm not too creative.

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    Wow. You actually stepped with my idiotic dare.

    You've got balls!

    I'll still take "dare," because, hey, it might be somewhat amsing.

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    Oh wait, I can't take my dare -- my handle at GwiffBo, viz., "Alexandre Koyre," has had all his posts erased.
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    So, for my dare, I substitute:

    "Hey Tardenor: the reason you should have been given a hysterectomy at birth [do you know that word, Smellenor? I know it has to do with science and medicine, but you can probably look it up in a dictionary or ask a nurse or doctor, I'm sure they'll know] is that retards like you shouldn't be allowed to breed."

    Yep. Illiterate mongoloids forfeit their mongoloid tendencies at birth.

    Next time around, try studying something like medicine, unless you're born again as a stinkbug or a mosquito.

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    My Dare to you, then, is to create a sock just to apologize to eleanorigby (in a PM, if you wish) for your earlier Dare to me.

    Wow. How meta.

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    All right, fine. When we and my bud get a bungalow with reliable wifi at the coast, I will "apologize" to "her" for whatever.A

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    Actually, I did apologize/explain in my last post here -- what's the difference?

    New dare! New dare! I already did the dare!

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    Fine, I'll compromise -- you make a sock, post publicly here the login and password, and I'll lick her disgusting clit after I force myself to vomit first.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    Actually, I did apologize/explain in my last post here -- what's the difference?
    How do we know she's seen that?

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    "I'm so sorry, Tardenor, that you flunked out of nursing school, and are also a retarded, fat, ugly cunt with several failed abortions under your belt.

    Being reborn as a stinkbug will be a great improvement."

    That's my dare, if you don't like it, suck my dick.

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    Quote Originally posted by Elendil's Heir View post
    How do we know she's seen that?
    "These people never leave the street!" </paul newman in *color of money*>

    That's how!

    Fine, I'll sack up when I have a more reliable connection.

    As a matter of fact, I'll just use my own account, Alexandre Koyre, or Tymeniecka. You couldn't well blame me if you can't see it.

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    OK, fair is fair.

    It's too dark out here for me to do the Captcha but I will do it -- suggestions for user name? Like I said, I'm not all that imaginative.

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    Goddammit -- the recaptcha at GweefBo is just not doing shit for me. I literally cannot read those things, after umpteen tries, and the audio option is even worse. It's not an IP ban -- I am way the hell out at the coast using my neighbor's wifi.

    I did make a sock at the DerpBo, though -- will that be good enough?

    Username = smellers Password = fuckhead

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    FINALLY got a decent recaptcha

    http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthr...10#post1190810

    Dare completed! If they erase the post, let me know and I'll send a screenshot instead. Well, I mean, it was a KIND of an apology. I did say it wasn't your fault, but I think they already knew that.

    Who's next, you old buzzard chickenhawks? Truth or dare, bitches!!!!
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    And how about I not make any completely idiotic dares for my part -- maybe just partly or mostly idiotic.

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    Suits me. And next...

    Truth or Dare?

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    Dare. It's only fair. eta you are obviously allowed to make the stupidest, most juvenile dare you want -- I was just advertising that I won't make any completely idiotic dares for my part.

    I gotta say, you stepped up to the plate. Did you check those ridiculous butthurt tags to your OP?
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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    ...I gotta say, you stepped up to the plate. Did you check those ridiculous butthurt tags to your OP?
    Yeah, I did. They don't know me. I explained what it was about, did it, and apologized. Life goes on. :: shrugs ::

    Your Dare: Offer food from your plate five times to the next person you share a meal with, at least one minute apart each time. You can't explain it's a Dare until after the fifth time. Then come back and tell us how it went.

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    I will try! No guarantees, but I will tryl

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    Wait just one damned minute -- that's not a dare!

    Maybe I run in different circles, but that's just ordinary stuff -- "Hey, zomg you have to try this!" repeated ad nauseum. (heh)

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    OMG you simply HAVE to try this potato chip!

    Well, I only eat one meal a day, and this cat is one of those freaks who eats three meals a day.

    Can we substitute a sip of whiskey or beer for part of the dare?

    Anyway, I'll obviously do the dare, but I'm just saying it might take a while. And, no, I won't violate the conditions. I may be a lot of things, but I follow through with promises.

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    Yes, you can substitute a sip of whiskey or beer for the Dare. The point is you have to keep offering, at least a minute apart each time, thus crossing the line from generous to annoying.

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    This dare is going to take me fucking forever -- mainly because I just don't eat very much and have very few friends IRL.

    I will get it done, because I don't Welsh on shit, but be warned, it might be until next fucking year until I can cram that dare up your stupid ass with success.

    So, dealer's choice.

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    Well, invite one of 'em out for drinks this week and just make it happen!

    Truth.
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    Have you ever pissed your pants more than once in your life?

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    Yes, but again, it was a long time ago.

    Truth or Dare?

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    Truth. and by "pants" I meant the kind an adult wears

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    Truth. and by "pants" I meant the kind an adult wears
    Yes, I knew that's what you meant, and that's how I answered.

    Truth, eh?

    Have you ever thrown up on a girlfriend?

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    No but an ex-wife and I used to spit on one another and alternately slap each other on the face. Not real mature, but that's how we amused ourselves.

    TNP has had more than one wife.

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