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    Default This Place is Dead; DAFUQ

    So what's the deal, more life in a fucking morgue.
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    Quote Originally posted by Rango View post
    So what's the deal, more life in a fucking morgue.
    Deader than the Grease Monkeys granny and like the Grease Monkey and his beloved granny, we still like to give it an oul poke

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    Spoken like a true puss.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    Spoken like a true puss.
    There's life, who knew.

    Did they have you locked up, gagged, bound and defiled?

    The bastards.
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    Quote Originally posted by 4 ten and angry View post
    Quote Originally posted by Rango View post
    So what's the deal, more life in a fucking morgue.
    Deader than the Grease Monkeys granny and like the Grease Monkey and his beloved granny, we still like to give it an oul poke
    He's busy with his stuffed collie atm, the filthy fucker.

    Anyway off topic stumpy, why's this kip so dead.
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    I defiled your mom and your multiple cats just now. They're not doing so hot in the ER.

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    Quote Originally posted by Rango View post
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    Quote Originally posted by Rango View post
    So what's the deal, more life in a fucking morgue.
    Deader than the Grease Monkeys granny and like the Grease Monkey and his beloved granny, we still like to give it an oul poke
    He's busy with his stuffed collie atm, the filthy fucker.

    Anyway off topic stumpy, why's this kip so dead.
    Suckle on my left one Rango, Rango the fucking mango. As in goes in on men. That makes sense




    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    I defiled your mom and your multiple cats just now. They're not doing so hot in the ER.
    Yeah, go back to defiling the pillow on the bed, Ted

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    BECAUSE NO BODY FUCKING LIKES YOU!!!

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    Quote Originally posted by 4 ten and angry View post
    Yeah, go back to defiling the pillow on the bed, Ted
    No. I use my hand like a boss.

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    and also your stupid animals.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    I defiled your mom and your multiple cats just now. They're not doing so hot in the ER.
    Wow you're really good at this aren't you, dumb fuck.

    How badly retarded are you?
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    A lot. So fucking what?

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    A lot. So fucking what?
    Were you dropped on your head a lot as a child or just born thick.

    Anyway we are digressing again, why is this place so dead, surely there's someone around here that can answer a simple fucking question,
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    Both. The amount of brain damage I have is awesome. And I was born with grandly thick penis, that pleased the shit of your whore mother.

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    Quote Originally posted by Rango View post
    Anyway we are digressing again, why is this place so dead, surely there's someone around here that can answer a simple fucking question,
    So start a thread about it, you stupid faggot.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    Quote Originally posted by Rango View post
    Anyway we are digressing again, why is this place so dead, surely there's someone around here that can answer a simple fucking question,
    So start a thread about it, you stupid faggot.
    Check the thread title you mouth breathing downy cunt.
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    Quote Originally posted by Rango View post
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    A lot. So fucking what?
    Were you dropped on your head a lot as a child or just born thick.

    Anyway we are digressing again, why is this place so dead, surely there's someone around here that can answer a simple fucking question,
    Here you bully. Just the big kids stole your sweets doesn't mean you should throw your girls toys out of the pram and take it out on jizz bin over there!
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    A lot. So fucking what?
    Were you dropped on your head a lot as a child or just born thick.

    Anyway we are digressing again, why is this place so dead, surely there's someone around here that can answer a simple fucking question,
    Here you bully. Just the big kids stole your sweets doesn't mean you should throw your girls toys out of the pram and take it out on jizz bin over there!
    Fuck off gummy, go find your own chew toy.
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    Still dead, tools.

    Sad.
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    This thread should be renamed: "My father's dick tasted great when I was seven."

    Hint: for a real thread, try not to paraphrase the sentence, "Fuck, I don't like it here, and I prefer the rich pagentry of life evinced by reddit or some other general-interest board"

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    This thread should be renamed: "My father's dick tasted great when I was seven."

    Hint: for a real thread, try not to paraphrase the sentence, "Fuck, I don't like it here, and I prefer the rich pagentry of life evinced by reddit or some other general-interest board"
    STFU you wizzened wank pot. Piss off back to your trailer park home and pull the stump off yourself to midget porn.

    Wanker.
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    I see the level of vitreol in the Thunderdome hasn't improved much. I've seen better cussing and cat-fighting at an OAP's knitting fund-raiser.


    ps. OP is dead right, if you'll pardon the lame pun. I've seen more action in a Keanu Reeves facial expression. What happened to this place? It wasn't exactly kicking at the best of times, but this forum now is like a 98 yr old dementia sufferer clinging to their last breath, but not knowing why.





    Come at me. I'll show you what vitriol is, as opposed to that other stuff I mentioned originally.
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    Ivan - good to see you again
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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    Come at me. I'll show you what vitriol is, as opposed to that other stuff I mentioned originally.
    Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    Come at me. I'll show you what vitriol is, as opposed to that other stuff I mentioned originally.
    Your mother sucks cocks in hell.
    Not true. I've just left her home and last I saw of her, she was sucking a ginger biscuit she'd just dunked in her tea, bless her.

    That wasn't vitriol, that was hackneyed "yo momma" shit, and not in the least bit inventive.

    Try again.

    ps. Hi there, Cat. Did you think I'd taken early retirement?
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    I just saw your momma cram an aborted fetus up her ass and rape herself with an electric knife.

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    Now we're getting somewhere you shit-chomping, pustulence-filled bag of flesh. Yo momma is so large, if she was sent into space, she'd have her own gravitational influence.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Hey Ivan, long time no see.

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    Hello Mr. Astikov. You went sparse just as I joined, so you might not know me. The place is ticking over, just not so much drama and craxy shit anymore. Now it's like sitting on a park bench, feeding the birds as one enjoys the sunset. Mind you, there are always plenty of windowlicking spacewasters lurking, hovering, with a bottle of cheap plonk still in its brown paper bag, stumbling and staggering and desperate for attention.

    Just depends which bench you sit at.

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    Back at ya, What Exit. I'm only checking in to let my fellow ex-dope reprobates know I'm still kicking.

    Spitz, I just passed a few benches with skeletons on them. I can't sit and watch the clouds go by with them lurking nearby.
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    Good to see you around again. You...retire? You'll be spitting nails at people for a long time yet.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Quote Originally posted by CatInASuit View post
    Good to see you around again. You...retire? You'll be spitting nails at people for a long time yet.
    I do that in more deserving places now.The worthy recipients were always few and far between on this forum. The Dope, otoh...
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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    Mind you, there are always plenty of windowlicking spacewasters lurking, hovering, with a bottle of cheap plonk still in its brown paper bag, stumbling and staggering and desperate for attention.
    I'll fuck your face, you dumb cunt. Fuck you.

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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    Back at ya, What Exit. I'm only checking in to let my fellow ex-dope reprobates know I'm still kicking.

    Spitz, I just passed a few benches with skeletons on them. I can't sit and watch the clouds go by with them lurking nearby.
    Skeletons are made of bones. Bones make good broth. Just sayin'.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    Mind you, there are always plenty of windowlicking spacewasters lurking, hovering, with a bottle of cheap plonk still in its brown paper bag, stumbling and staggering and desperate for attention.
    I'll fuck your face, you dumb cunt. Fuck you.
    Doesn't the homeless shelter have soap??? Fuck me, the smell coming from you would knock a buzzard off a shitcart!

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    This place is so dead wah wah wah *crying smiley*

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    Back at ya, What Exit. I'm only checking in to let my fellow ex-dope reprobates know I'm still kicking.

    Spitz, I just passed a few benches with skeletons on them. I can't sit and watch the clouds go by with them lurking nearby.
    Skeletons are made of bones. Bones make good broth. Just sayin'.
    Did you learn that out of necessity, or was it just something you always wanted to try?
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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    Back at ya, What Exit. I'm only checking in to let my fellow ex-dope reprobates know I'm still kicking.

    Spitz, I just passed a few benches with skeletons on them. I can't sit and watch the clouds go by with them lurking nearby.
    Skeletons are made of bones. Bones make good broth. Just sayin'.
    Did you learn that out of necessity, or was it just something you always wanted to try?
    Lemons from lemonade - broth from skeletal detritus. I was determined to make them useful somehow.
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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    Doesn't the homeless shelter have soap??? Fuck me, the smell coming from you would knock a buzzard off a shitcart!
    I'll fuck your skull with a homeless.

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    Why won't anyone reply to me wah wah this place is so dead wah wah

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    Exactly. Who are these little pusses in this thread anyway? I think they gathered all the butthurt in one place and watched them whimper about how words and stuff.

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    Fucking shower of pole smokers here.

    Shame the coat hangers missed you all.

    Wankers.
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    I see it's jizzbuckets birthday today the useless cunt.

    Having the lads around to pour some nut butter all over your face no doubt.
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    Pity that dopey German psycho co-pilot didn't fly his plane into this shit hole.
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    Ah FFS, there's more life in a sick note.

    If any of you pricks want a good insult forum goto www.thethunderdome.ie
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    I checked that link. What a fucking yawnfest. Why are you still here if this place is not your cup of horse semen? Why not just do us all a favour and be on your way?

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    Go fuck yourself you cock gobbling cunt.

    And you didn't visit the site either you lying prick, you need to register / login to access the forum and there's been no new regs since yesterday, and there's a million times more life there than here.

    Gobshite.
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    I find it hard to believe i missed anything worthwhile. Judging from the 'ie' at the end of the address I'd say you're one of those whining Micks. The potato famine was a hint, you know...

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    I find it hard to believe i missed anything worthwhile. Judging from the 'ie' at the end of the address I'd say you're one of those whining Micks. The potato famine was a hint, you know...
    Pop on over for a chat so, I'll save you one of those lard arse seats that we have just for fat cunt "Septics" like you.

    Lying cunt.
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    I'm not a Yank, you fucking hoser.

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