Yeah, so someone said something about some Led Zeppelin song that I know had something to do with some nerd shit, like hobbits or whatever.
I have tried, and failed, to watch a single Harry Potter movie, even with rifftrax.
Ditto that Lord Rings thing. (I like the *Screwtape* by CS Lewis, that's like the same guy right? joke, whatever)
Also I finally saw the Star Wars, for real, like a year ago.
But I like that Jackson guy because of the thing with Melanie Lynskey and .... the skinny one who was in that horrible unwatchable movie about the Lusitania or whatever.
And I saw all the Star Treks and ST NTG and played the theme music from the piano reduction when I was old enough and tried to hide my imaginary boner from my hot old professor teacher who in retrospect was probably like 30 and I totally could have got with her.
And thanks to my ineffectual nerd father I copped his Thomas Covenant stuff and the Heinleins and the Piers Anthony and whatever. I was an illiterate child, who hadn't yet discovered jerking it in a closet 24/7, so suck it, 1980s bush.
Oh yeah, so, also that real CS Lewis guy, whatever.
ETA And, it wasn't until I "learned" the classical languages that I understood that that other nerd Burgess was probably just screwing around. Just a regular consul kind of guy. well fuck off I don't know shit and it's all in a dictionary so fuck off. also, fuck off.
I forgot what I was going to say, but also, suck my hose knob gobblers.