Yeah, so this is like how I wake up in the AM and go to sleep at night. Not trying to find anything, but I like to think of funny things to say.
Don't try very hard or at all, they just kind of are part of my inner monologue.
Don't have anything for the first sally, but some expressions I thought were good:
strong as a tranny's twat.
vigorously stimulate that split-tail.
insult:
put a diaper on you, give a cordless electric knife, and put you in a backyard swimming pool filled with sharks.
pick-up lines:
I think about licking your little box dry.
As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.
This is going to be like uncle's day at a whorehouse.
Can't wait to see what you juveniles come up with.
Oh yeah, those last three and this line aren't things, that's just me talking or whatever.ETA those first two of the last three are quotes from stuff.still just me talking.