I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull d*kes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and
Methodists!
Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Buddy Bizarre: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: Kinky! sign here