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    Default What is up with "hobo chic"?

    God this people are making me sick with their bullshit sweatshirts and crap in their faces and ears and shit.

    Why don't they shut the fuck up, and get the fuck out of my business and off my grill.

    Dude, I want a slice, I don't want some grease-stain serving it to me, I want a real pizza guy giving it to me.

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    i had no idea this was a thing...please tell me more...

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    Milk crates for me bookcase... fuckin' ay!

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    Sorry, came expecting boho Chic. Oh well.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Well, I think I've heard the term before.

    You know, those pieces of garbage who can't be bothered to perform basic hygiene, are impolite, dress like bums, often have some scroungy little piece of trash dog. And yet they some of them have places to live and stuff like that.

    In other words, garbage. Bums.

    I'm saying I'm tired of looking at, smelling, and interacting with this people.

    They should be gassed.

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    Jizzelbin, I suspect you'll make a fine addition to the team here at Mellophant.

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    Got that right, bud.

    Pretty quiet though.

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    Not as quiet as your mom...

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    Your mom's a bag lady. Kids think she's cool and want to dress like her.

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    omg how did you know????

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    She served me the most disgusting vegan slice of pizza.

    I don't know who hires meth-heads who suck in every way, much like your mom, much less rents apartments to them.

    A neighbor of mine and I theorized their parents or relatives give them a room to sleep in, much like that dog lady, but I don't know how they manage to secure any form of employment, with all their loud voices and constant scratching their faces.

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    Your mom was ok, once I sheared her.

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    Fucking A damn right she was OK.

    That's my mom ur talking about.

    Better than OK.

    Holy shit, maybe I caught schizophrenia from one of those scumbags at the gwerp.

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    Maybe Gene Krupa is your mom.

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    Maybe Gene Krupa played paradiddles up your mom's twat, not that she'd notice.

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    This thread has a definite Alex Trebek/Sean Connery vibe.

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    No it doesn't

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    So does.

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    Yes it does. I respect your authority.

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    U bin told, homie.

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    Darn tootin'!

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