IQ: Are you a rapper whose name sounds like a work shoe?
IQ: Are you a baseball manager who just advanced in the playoffs by beating the team you lead to a LONG AWAITED championship?
IQ3: Did you just finish serving a suspension for a transgression that usually only merited a fine?
IQ4: Are you an American Idol judge who wrote the love theme for "Armaggedon", your band's 1st #1 single?