1. Oh now, see, if you hadn't used Edward Fitzgerald I might not have remembered this one! No, I am not Edmund Fitzgerald.
2. Er.... No, I am not Emma Thompson? Was she in that? It's a Roald Dahl story but I feel like it was an American movie. Total WAG.
3. No, I am not Edward Ferrars in the gay porno "Lust in Austen," based on Lost in Austen where all the characters are in the same universe. JUST KIDDING. No, sadly, I am not Elizabeth Bennet.
1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name does not begin with E
4. Not living