I remember the "obsidian" quotation pretty clearly, but I will withdraw the Loretta Swit, H.L. Mencken and Lyle Lovett questions.
DQ:
Antagonist?
IQs:
Did you play a crazy mom in a Seventies movie?
Were you a mayor who had a convention center named after him?
Did you call the U.S. Constitution "a covenant with Hell"?
Well, I'll take your Loretta Swit DQ since that seems the correct phrasing of the question and I don't see anything wrong with it. As opposed to the Frank Burns one, which was misleading. And also wrong, ahem:
As clearly as this audio clip, from s04 ep06, "The Bus" where Frank is pranked by Hawk & BJ and thinks he hears a Chinese guy on their radio (but it's actually the Korean soldier du jour played by Soon Tek-Oh)? (It's 27 seconds into the clip.)Originally posted by Elendil's Heir
Yep, I have M*A*S*H videos and I'm not afraid to use (or clip) 'em.
You see, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a M*A*S*H fangirl when a post-Season 3 quote is on the line.'"
IQs:
1. No, I am not Piper Laurie? (From Carrie?)
2. STUMPED. The only Mayor I can think of off-hand is John Lindsay, and he certainly doesn't have a convention center named after him here.
3. There is no such person who did that, or at least, I don't think it's the person you're thinking of. I did a term paper on William Lloyd Garrison and the actual quote is a "covenant with death, an agreement with hell."
DQs:
1. Not real
2. Not American
3. Male
4. Would not be alive today if real. And more's the pity.
5. Last name starts with L
6. First appeared in a novel
7. Has indeed appeared in other forms of media other than novels
8. Published since 1950
9. European
10. Did not appear in a science fiction novel
11. British
12. Not generally considered an action hero
13. Not upper-class or aristocratic
14. Not generally associated with London except perhaps once
15. Did not appear in a crime novel
16. Written after 1980
17. Was not a lead character in a movie
18. Not an antagonist except to bad guy(s)
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IQ:
1. Were you the other child who could fulfil the prophecy against a Dark Lord?
2. Did you give something its freedom with a sock
3. Are you a Werewolf who nearly killed his friend's son.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
1. No, I am not Neville Longbottom.
2. No, I am not Lucius Malfoy.
3. Hells yes, I am Remus John Lupin!
BRAVO!!!! What suddenly narrowed you down to the HP universe?
And now you see why this was so funny in your very first set of IQs:
Lupin is my favorite character in the HP books by far. To elaborate on my comment re: the action hero--that he accomplished something few others did--that refers to the fact that unassuming Remus was the only person to survive three big battles without so much as a scratch: the Battle of the Department of Mysteries (where he was the only dueler who wasn't hurt aside from Dumbledore and Harry), the Battle of the Astronimy Tower and the Battle of the Seven Potters. Lupin was hardcore and awesome but no one, especially the makers of the last three bloody movies, seemed to realize it. And I will never forgive Rowling for what she did to him in Book 7, especially since it was a last-minute decision. Damn her!
Erm, anyway, sorry, fangirling again. So congrats, CIAS. You're up!
Last edited by choie; 10 Dec 2013 at 10:49 AM.
- TBH - from the comment about not being an unexpected action hero made me think of Neville Longbottom, but he survived the final fight. I then wondered given your comments about novels and films if it wasn't a harry potter one and had to check quickly to see if Lupin had died.
PS: Rowling has a lot to answer for for everything after Book 4 or 5. I can't even remember Book 7 at all. The Lego game is much better
Hmm, who to think of next.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Previous IQs:
Did you play a crazy mom in a Seventies movie? - Yes, Piper Laurie in Carrie.
Were you a mayor who had a convention center named after him? - David L. Lawrence, mayor of Pittsburgh
Did you call the U.S. Constitution "a covenant with Hell"? - Yes, William Lloyd Garrison. Damn, you're good!
And way to go, CIAS!
Ok, new person thought of and your letter is G
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
IQs:
Were you a leader who joked about being tone-deaf?
Did you advise a teenage secret agent?
Was your creator unsure whether or not you had been reincarnated?
1. No real idea, but I'll go for Gorbachev
2. Nope - I know you asked me this last time, but I cannot remember and I'm not going to go back and look.
3. Stumped again
2 or 3 DQs straight off the bat
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
U.S. Grant joked, "I know two songs: one is 'Yankee Doodle' and the other isn't."
Ol' Golly was the beloved nanny in Harriet the Spy.
J.R.R. Tolkien wrote in his correspondence that he wasn't sure whether Glorfindel was reincarnated, or if the later Elf of that name was a new dude.
DQs:
Real?
Male?
American?
IQs:
Did you guffaw when your dog made off with an entire ham from an unwatched kitchen table?
Did Cornwallis win a pyrrhic victory over you at Guilford Court House?
Did Burt Lancaster play you, a hypocritical preacher?
DQs:
1. Not real
2. Is Male
3. Most people probably consider him American, but it is not known for certain.
IQs:
1. Umm, no idea - long shot of Garfield
2. Stumped - no idea who Cornwallis is
3. Stumped again
As always off to a great start. Have some more DQs
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Previous IQs:
Did you guffaw when your dog made off with an entire ham from an unwatched kitchen table? - George Washington.
Did Cornwallis win a pyrrhic victory over you at Guilford Court House? - This was Nathanael Greene, one of Washington's top generals. Lord Cornwallis would later lose to Washington at... Yorktown.
Did Burt Lancaster play you, a hypocritical preacher? -Elmer Gantry.
DQs:
Would be alive today, if real?
Last name start with G?
Best known for the creative arts, broadly defined?
IQs:
Did you play Grandpa Walton?
Are you buried in Lakeview Cemetery?
Were you an OSU phenom who didn't do all that well in the NFL?
1. I was never a viewer of the Waltons
2. Stumped - no idea about Lakeview cemetary, although it sounds more like somewhere Jason Vorhees would reside
3. I know that OSU is Ohio State University, but no idea who that would be in the NFL - Um RGIII as a guess?
DQs:
1. Not real
2. Is male
3. Most people probably consider him American, but it is not known for certain.
4. Would be alive today, if real
5. Last name does start with G
6. Is not best known for the creative arts, broadly defined?
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Previous IQs:
Did you play Grandpa Walton? - Will Greer
Are you buried in Lakeview Cemetery? - James A. Garfield
Were you an OSU phenom who didn't do all that well in the NFL? - Archie Griffin, whom I once met
DQs:
First appeared in print?
First appeared since 1950?
Generally considered a "good guy"?
IQs:
Were you a prostitute with a remarkable body?
Are you SpongeBob's beloved pet?
Did you repeatedly say you liked to watch?
DQs:
1. Not real
2. Is male
3. Most people probably consider him American, but it is not known for certain.
4. Would be alive today, if real
5. Last name does start with G
6. Is not best known for the creative arts, broadly defined?
7. Did first appeared in print.
8. First appeared before 1950
9. Is generally considered a "good guy"
1. Nope - Can't think of any. Stumped.
2. Spongebob is like the Waltons - unwatched. Stumped.
3. Nope - don't know the reference. Stumped
I'm going to get cleaned out at this rate.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Should there be a question mark in your answer to DQ #6?
Previous IQs:
Were you a prostitute with a remarkable body? - Eccentrica Gallumbits (sp?) of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy had three breasts.
Are you SpongeBob's beloved pet? - Gary the snail.
Did you repeatedly say you liked to watch? - Chauncey Gardiner (Peter Sellers) in Being There.
DQs:
Generally considered an action hero?
In a work of fantasy or science fiction?
One DQ reserved.
IQs:
Were you one of two Starfleet officers first said to hold the rank of "fleet captain"?
Were you Wayne's best friend?
Did Flip Wilson play you in drag?
DQs:
1. Not real
2. Is male
3. Most people probably consider him American, but it is not known for certain.
4. Would be alive today, if real
5. Last name does start with G
6. Is not best known for the creative arts, broadly defined.
7. Did first appeared in print.
8. First appeared before 1950
9. Is generally considered a "good guy"
10. Is generally considered an action hero.
11. Is not in a work of fantasy or science fiction - but does contain elements of them from time to time.
One DQ reserved.
1. ...and now my lack of Star trek knowledge is showing. Stumped
2. Yay, I finally got one. Garth.
3. ...and back to no idea again. Stumped
Have a couple more DQs.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Previous IQs:
Were you one of two Starfleet officers first said to hold the rank of "fleet captain"? - Garth of Izar (the other was Christopher Pike).
Were you Wayne's best friend? - Yes, Garth, of Wayne's World.
Did Flip Wilson play you in drag? - Geraldine.
DQs:
Appears in a TV show or a movie first aired or released since 2000?
Created by an American?
IQs:
Did you write about George Washington and the Enlightenment?
Did Dave Barry joke that a song about you was ridiculously easy to play?
Did you design a small apartment for yourself in your most famous structure?
DQs:
1. Not real
2. Is male
3. Most people probably consider him American, but it is not known for certain.
4. Would be alive today, if real
5. Last name does start with G
6. Is not best known for the creative arts, broadly defined.
7. Did first appeared in print.
8. First appeared before 1950
9. Is generally considered a "good guy"
10. Is generally considered an action hero.
11. Is not in a work of fantasy or science fiction - but does contain elements of them from time to time.
12. First appeared in a TV show or a movie released before 2000.
13. Was created by an American
1. This is an illuminati question isn't itSpoiler (mouseover to read):
fnord
2. Stumped - don't know who Dave Barry is
3. Gustav Eiffel. I believe he did in the Eiffel tower.
Take another couple DQs to go with the one you have stashed away.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Previous IQs:
Did you write about George Washington and the Enlightenment? - Historian and essayist Garry Wills (nothing to do with... that word).
Did Dave Barry joke that a song about you was ridiculously easy to play? - Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor writer, as well as an amateur guitar player. He once wrote that the song "Gloria" is so easy to play that, if you threw a guitar down a flight of stairs, it would play "Gloria" all by itself as it fell.
Did you design a small apartment for yourself in your most famous structure? - Yes, Gustave Eiffel, at the top of his famous Parisian tower.
DQs:
In his first screen appearance, appeared on TV?
Is a law enforcement officer of some kind?
Has been known to use a gun?
IQs:
Were you a prominent early pro wrestler?
Were you Archie and Edith's only child?
Did you draft but not sign a resignation letter when a key policy of yours failed?
All right, sorry to have left you boys alone to play with yourselves. Ummmmmm so to speak. It's been super busy for me.
1. Are you the author of a famous family saga, filmed twice for the British television (and its original US showing basically created the audience for Masterpiece Theatre)?
2. Did you hold so true to your morals that you would have rather gone back out into a storm than participate in light S&M and then fellatio with a bunch of nubile women?
3. Is your most famous work most often sung at Christmas, even though it's really more appropriate for Easter?
Last edited by choie; 19 Dec 2013 at 11:56 AM. Reason: Once, just ONCE, I would like to avoid having to edit. Bloody hell.
Great second question. Heheheheheh.
DQs:
1. Not real
2. Is male
3. Most people probably consider him American, but it is not known for certain.
4. Would be alive today, if real
5. Last name does start with G
6. Is not best known for the creative arts, broadly defined.
7. Did first appeared in print.
8. First appeared before 1950
9. Is generally considered a "good guy"
10. Is generally considered an action hero.
11. Is not in a work of fantasy or science fiction - but does contain elements of them from time to time.
12. First appeared in a TV show or a movie released before 2000.
13. Was created by an American
14. In his first screen appearance, did not appear on TV.
15. Is a law enforcement officer of some kind.
16. Has not been known to use a gun
1. Verne Gagne
2. Nope - stumped
3. And Ditto again
1. I have a feeling I'm going to kick myself but I cannot remember
2. IIRC its Sir Galahad rescuing King Arthur from the Castle of the Holy grail and the naughty ladies who all need a good punishing.
3. Nope- Stumped - and its going to be obvious isn't it.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
1. The only kicking might be done would be because I included half the title of the novel/serial in the question. John Galsworthy, author of The Forsyte Saga.
2. Yes! He was entering the Castle Anthrax in search of the Grail, because naughty Zoot had lit up their beacon, which just happens to be grail-shaped. Arthur was nowhere near by, and it was Galahad who ended up needing to be "saved" from the "peril" of the young ladies from Launcelot.
3. George Friedrich Handel, and the piece I was referring to was "Messiah" and in particular, the "Halleujah" chorus, the latter of which refers to the Passion and upcoming Resurrection -- and really, that's Easter's domain, not Christmas. (Says the Jewish chick.)
Note how generous I am in that all references are British? I want that noted.
DQs:
1. Did he first appear in a primarily drawn format?
2. Does he have any noteworthy female relationships?
IQs:
1. Did you develop a fairly pathetic imaginary relationship with a colleague before you ever met her face to face?
2. Do any of your children have names of inanimate objects?
3. Were you a strong financial supporter of a performance group that was often considered the equivalent to your own group, albeit in a different field?
Last edited by choie; 20 Dec 2013 at 08:07 AM.
Lancelot was "rescuing" Galahad from Castle Anthrax in MPATHG, as I remember; King Arthur wasn't there.
Previous IQs:
Were you a prominent early pro wrestler? - I'd never heard of Verne Gagne before, so I'll rephrase.
Were you Archie and Edith's only child? - Gloria Bunker, on All in the Family.
Did you draft but not sign a resignation letter when a key policy of yours failed? - King George III, after losing the American Revolution.
Two DQs reserved to see the answers to choie's.
IQs:
Were you a prominent early pro wrestler who wasn't Verne Gagne?
Are you an Olympic athlete who injured his head while diving?
Have you played a rock star, a terrorist, a fugitive and a police officer?
Last edited by Elendil's Heir; 20 Dec 2013 at 10:52 AM.
DQs:
1. Not real
2. Is male
3. Most people probably consider him American, but it is not known for certain.
4. Would be alive today, if real
5. Last name does start with G
6. Is not best known for the creative arts, broadly defined.
7. Did first appeared in print.
8. First appeared before 1950
9. Is generally considered a "good guy"
10. Is generally considered an action hero.
11. Is not in a work of fantasy or science fiction - but does contain elements of them from time to time.
12. First appeared in a TV show or a movie released before 2000.
13. Was created by an American
14. In his first screen appearance, did not appear on TV.
15. Is a law enforcement officer of some kind.
16. Has not been known to use a gun
17. He did first appear in a primarily drawn format.
18. Yes, he does have noteworthy female relationships.
So noted indeedNote how generous I am in that all references are British? I want that noted.
IQs:
1. Did you develop a fairly pathetic imaginary relationship with a colleague before you ever met her face to face?
2. Do any of your children have names of inanimate objects?
3. Were you a strong financial supporter of a performance group that was often considered the equivalent to your own group, albeit in a different field?
1. Stumped
2. Bob Geldof
3. ...and stumped again
1. Gorgeous George
2. Greg Louganis
3. But not this one. Stumped.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
IQs:
1. Geordi LaForge. Tsk tsk tsk. His 'relationship' with the hologram of Leah Brahms, the engineer who worked on the Enterprise-D back at Utopia Planitia.
2. Ha! I totally forgot about Peaches Geldof. Is it sad that there are enough people crazy enough to fit this particular clue? I'll rephrase.
3. George Harrison helped back at least two of the Monty Python films (Life of Brian and Meaning of Life. And the Pythons were often called "The Beatles of Comedy." And rightly so
DQs:
1. Is prime female relationship one of father/daughter?
Reserved the final DQ for EH.
New IQs:
1. Are you a police commissioner in a faux-version of Manhattan whose superhero daughter was once paralyzed and subsequently photographed naked by a psycho while you were forced to watch?
2. Did you ever play the guy above?
3. Were you an egotistical superstar adventurer who, despite being a pretty obviously incompetent liar, was unaccountably hired for an incredibly vital position at a school, a decision that still makes me shake my head?
DQs:
1. Not real
2. Is male
3. Most people probably consider him American, but it is not known for certain.
4. Would be alive today, if real
5. Last name does start with G
6. Is not best known for the creative arts, broadly defined.
7. Did first appeared in print.
8. First appeared before 1950
9. Is generally considered a "good guy"
10. Is generally considered an action hero.
11. Is not in a work of fantasy or science fiction - but does contain elements of them from time to time.
12. First appeared in a TV show or a movie released before 2000.
13. Was created by an American
14. In his first screen appearance, did not appear on TV.
15. Is a law enforcement officer of some kind.
16. Has not been known to use a gun
17. He did first appear in a primarily drawn format.
18. Yes, he does have noteworthy female relationships.
19. No the prime female relationship is not one of father/daughter
1. Jim Gordon
2. Gary Oldman
3. Gilderoy Lockheart
We do think alike on occasions.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Only on occasion?
Dang, I really really thought I was right on Gordon! The only thing--until the last DQ--that didn't fit was the "maybe American," but I thought there was something in his background that might imply he was from, I dunno, Canada or something. Ah well. We'll see where EH goes with this.
Previous IQs:
Were you a prominent early pro wrestler who wasn't Verne Gagne? - Yes, Gorgeous George
Are you an Olympic athlete who injured his head while diving? - Yes, Greg Louganis
Have you played a rock star, a terrorist, a fugitive and a police officer? - Heh - this was also Gary Oldman, in Sid and Nancy, Air Force One, The Prisoner of Azkaban and the Nolan Batman movies.
Shall I ask a DQ, or another IQ?
Heh, I had a feeling that was Oldman in your question, EH. I wasn't sure, though, and I was only throwing the question in as an extra because I was so stupidly sure of Commissioner Gordon!
We only get 20 DQs, right? I think that means we're used up on DQs if you use yours. Do you have any clues here? My comic book knowledge is fairly minimal. I'm now curious to know if he's the main character of a supporting, but that probably should've been my last DQ instead of trying to elicit Babs Gordon. Bad strategy there.
If you want I will give a clue after the next DQ. If you want to ask a couple more IQs, feel free.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
IQs:
Are you buried in Lake View Cemetery?
Did JFK particularly enjoy your memos?
IQ:
1. Did you give up the rat race of designing toys for cereal boxes in order to live off the land, raise your own food and be self-sufficient... in the suburbs?
2. Were you ever a superhero's sidekick with your own kinda goofy nickname, then became a superhero in your own right under a much cooler but related moniker while someone else got stuck with your old job, and then took on the original superhero's identity for a little while?
3. Are you someone who, in addition to being a trifle jewelry-obsessed, seems to have an inordinate amount of difficulty figuring out the difference between singular and plural nouns?
Last edited by choie; 27 Dec 2013 at 02:34 AM.
I told you we thought alike on occasion
Yes, I am Dick Grayson, better known as Robin or Nightwing.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
YES! I don't know why I thought of Gordon before Grayson. I guess it was the law enforcement officer thing that threw me. But you accurately said "some kind of LEO" so a superhero's boy sidekick counts.
The answers to my other IQs were Tom Good, of "The Good Life" (which I hope you know), and Gollum.
If EH would like, I'd be honored if he'd take my role as Chooser for me.
Congrats, choie!
Previous IQs:
Are you buried in Lake View Cemetery? - James A. Garfield
Did JFK particularly enjoy your memos? - John Kenneth Galbraith (better known as an economist and author, but was Kennedy's ambassador to India).
A very kind offer, but please, go ahead and start the next round for us.
Hmm, if choie is not going ahead, do you want to pick one EH?
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
I'll PM her. She may have forgotten.
Oh, yipe, sorry, I didn't realize EH had refused my invite, so I thought we were waiting for him to start. Okay, um, hmmm.
Ah, got one. The letter is...
B
IQs:
1. Did you build two of the biggest ships at the time they were created?
2. Are you the titular person of this game?
3. Did you have a son called Tiny Tim?
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
And we're off!
1. Um. No, I am not Bismarck? Or was he just zeppelins? (This will teach me to get my history from somewhere else but Monty Python.)
2. LOL, Nope, not Bottecelli. But that would be a good one to pick!
3. No, I am not Bob Cratchit.
Thank you for easing my way in. Now EH will hit me with questions like "Are you the under-secretary of the interior under a president who was allergic to fava beans?" or "Are you one of the members of a gang who attempted a bloodless coup in the country formerly known as Spanish Guinea?"
Surely you jest.
And yes, I will stop calling you Shirley.
IQs:
A notorious bandit of the American West, is it thought that you met your end in Bolivia?
Did you write Enemy Mine?
Did you fake an assassination attempt on yourself?
Hmm.
1. No I am not Butch Cassidy? I hope so because he's the only bandit I can think of with a "B" name.
2. STUMPED. Probably a famous sci-fi writer but I can't think fo any with a B.
3. Probably STUMPED, but no, I am not Leonid Brezhnev? (I don't think his assassination attempt was fake, though...)
Take your two of undoubtedly many direct questions.
Previous IQs:
A notorious bandit of the American West, is it thought that you met your end in Bolivia? - Yes, Butch Cassidy.
Did you write Enemy Mine? - Barry Longyear.
Did you fake an assassination attempt on yourself? - The title character in the political black comedy Bob Roberts.
DQs:
Real?
Male?
IQs:
Were you in an ad with a dog and pop star?
Were you that pop star?
Did King Henry II blame himself for your death?
IQs:
1. Um longshot but I seem to remember Bob Dole in a commercial with a certain pop star, although I don't remember if her famous dog was part of it. But no, I am not Bob Dole, maybe?
2. Assuming the above is right, I am not Britney Spears?
3. No, I am not Thomas Becket? What a WEIRD coincidence because I was just yesterday talking to my sister about the whole Gov. Christie thing and saying how unlikely it would be that there's a paper or email trail; I suspected he probably said something like "Who will rid me of this turbulet mayor?" and his underlings took it from there.
DQs:
1. Yes, I am real
2. No, I am not male
Right on all three! it was his dog, though. Here's the ad:
IQs:
Were you one of Truman Capote's "swans"?
Were you the most recent King of Westeros over the age of 20?
Was your dad named Edwin and your brother Junius?
Oh crap, I see I should have included a "Game of Thrones" reference in my sample EH questions. How could I forget?!! I will never get the better of you until I read these damn books.
1. No, I am not Babe Paley, which I know only because I researched William S. Paley when I was a fundraiser for the New York Philharmonic.
2. Everyone in Westeros can bite me. No, I am not.... ugh, all I know is one of the families is something like Bartheron. Is that it? No I am not someone Bartheron? Ugh. STUMPED probably.
3. Yay!!! No, I am not John Wilkes Booth. Why is it only the oldest references that I can get? And how come I only just now noticed that "Wilkes" is the same last name Margaret Mitchell used for Ashley Wilkes, who represented the glory and romance of the old South? I wonder if there was any dog whistling going on there, or if it was totally subconscious.
You get at least 1 DQ unless you count my stab in the dark about the Game of Freakin' Thrones question.
It's Robert of House Baratheon, but you're close enough. The other two are correct. Hmm - very good. Maybe I'll have to resort to my Under-Secretary of the Interior questions after all...?
IQs:
Were you born in London but spent time in your childhood in Cleveland?
Did you direct and star in a relatively recent film of Shakespeare's Henry V?
Did you play a barrel-chested duke in the movie?
Holy cow, wow, I didn't expect that GoT thing to be correct! Wow. Cultural osmosis for the win!
1. STUMPED because gosh it could be anyone! I dunno, Richard Burton? LOL, no. He's Welsh anyway.
2. No, I am not Kenneth Branagh, yum.
3. I have no idea if he was in this film but I so want this to be.... No, I am not Brian Blessed?
(Relatively recent... hate to break it to you but that was, like, 20 years ago! SCARY!!!)
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