pop stars would be forced to perform without auto-tune.
If music be the food of love, __________________
pop stars would be forced to perform without auto-tune.
If music be the food of love, __________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
every starry-eyed romantic is gonna starve to death.
A big steak with a pile of garlic mashed potatoes is ________
like a box of chocolates. Hold the gravy, ma'am.
Antares Auto-Tune which was named after a star had a big problem starting out, the damned engineers kept___________________________________________
arguing which pop starlet would embarrass herself with it first.
If only Jessica Simpson would _________
remain in those Daisy Dukes.
If you mix the Dukes of Hazzard and the A-Team, ____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
you've got a movie with twice as many reasons not to see it.
Movie mashups inevitably ___________
suck unless your director is Joss Whedon.
Those who think cartoons are for kids ___________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
are missing out on a lot of great entertainment.
If they ever get around to making a Wonder Woman movie, ________
they had better remember that above all, she is a woman, not a stick insect.
Hawkeye really deserves his own movie because, _____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
nobody wants to see Trapper John or B.J. again.
Army surgeons should know never to _______
amputate the penis, because not only will it not grow back, history of penis amputation is disqualifying.
And the armies will make them right, for_________________________
if they don't they will invade until the make it right anyway.
Hearts and minds can win wars, ________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Blood and brain can make a sausage.
Franny's apple pie smelled sweet, ______________________
but not as sweet as her lingering kisses tasted on my lips.
Girls named Franny really ought to consider ________
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dividing their time between horseback riding and writing checks.
Franny didn't cotton to book learning, but what she did was ____________________
learn the hard lesson that when the Iron Bank demanded repayment of its loan, you pay it.
Game of Thrones references should _______
not mix memes and try to walk into Mordor.
The best pizza topping should not contain ______________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
anything of which His Holiness the Pope would disapprove.
I really think Pope Francis is _________
an okay guy, for a bishop.
But his pants are a little _______________________
baggy in back, for an old Argentine dude.
The next time I go to Buenos Aires, I'm definitely gonna ________
invest heavily in cattle futures, using the Argentine peso.
Wheeling-dealing is the best way to catch__________________________.
the best possible wheels for your budget.
When I need to buy new tires for my car, I __________
roll the dice, because
Bling is fucking _________________________
cool if you can afford the really good stuff.
Sentence fragments and omitted punctuation really ____________________
rocks teh house as long as you learned the rules first.
How to possibly explain to a regular person why waste a bunch of time _______________________________________
hanging around Mellophant? It's quite impossible, my friends.
If there were eight million Mellophant members, ____________
crowdsourcing would not be for a bunch of douchebag hippie hipsters.
The day the last beatnik died is the time _______________________.
I try to find where Amelia Earhart really ended up.
Nobody expected the Spanish abdication, but ________
the people of Spain are being gifted comfy cushions.
The rain in Spain falls mainly ________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
in the non-arid parts of that European constitutional monarchy.
As forms of government go, constitutional monarchy is ____________
offensive, somehow, to amateurs of egality and non-admirers of tribal warlord states such as found in the Pelopponesus back in the day.
But, also, probably there is some dignity in not really caring about ________________________________.
whatever the heck "egality" is.
Country music and I just _______________________
get along real well, like kissing cousins.
Steel guitar players are best known for having _____________________________________.
egality is totally a word, I think
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eight sexy but exhausted groupies back in the hotel room.
If I had groupies, especially sexy ones, I'd probably ___________________
be wondering who changed my glasses.
Raindrops keep falling on my head, _________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
but Burt Bacharach has very kindly agreed to hold an umbrella for me.
I always seem to lose umbrellas, so ______
I've moved to the Sahara to avoid the problem
If there is one thing to say about meatballs, ____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
it's that most Italian restaurants don't give you enough.
When I open my own Italian restaurant, I'll definitely _______
serve Italian food there.
Sitting on the beach, drinking wine - ________________
that's not a bad way to spend the summer, eh?
The cops always hassle me for having booze on the beach, so ________
now I only drink in the ocean.
A handful of cherries, ____________
a well-baked crust, and you got yourself a pie, my friend!
Cherry pies are clearly better than apple pies because _______
Warrant ain't made no song 'bout apple pies.
An apple a day ___________
will make no difference to your doctor, but will certainly gratify your local apple grower.
My favorite apple grower is Bob Henderson, because _______
he's not snooty like that Johnny Appleseed.
When I drink Kool-Aid, _____________
I want it poisoned, and I want to drink it with 10,000 of my fellow cultists.
The folks at Jonestown were really just ________
mad for cyanide (I just googled Jonestown. Wow).
When Fred Phelps died, ____________
the legions of Hell smiled and got out their whips, flaming swords and spiky anal probes.
If I ever go to Hell, ___________________
go fuck yourself, you Hindu-hating mongo.
If you don't like it here then ______________________________
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perhaps I can offer you a one-way plane ticket to Blawnox?
The best thing about settling down for good in Blawnox is __________________
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