need someone to be stupid enough to bump them.
The hardest words to say are ______________________
need someone to be stupid enough to bump them.
The hardest words to say are ______________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
"Good Lord, are we on the eighth page already?"
Online invocations to the Almighty are _______
both frequent and common when dealing with idiots.
Wearing spandex should not be attempted by _____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
anyone fat or over the age of 25.
Weightism and ageism ought to be ____________
obsolete if everyone is fat and old.
The sun has got his hat on, _________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
but the moon is bald as can be.
Baldness really never _______
grew on some people
T-shirts and flip flops should be ______________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
required beachwear around here.
If I could go to any beach in the world, ___________
I wouldn't choose the one just outside of Sellafield.
Driving along in my automobile, ______________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
I had to dodge to avoid hitting a harp seal.
The thing I hate about harp seals is _______
that I have no idea what a harp seal is.
Someone who knows the price of everything, ___________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
would be useful to take shopping if you're blind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harp_seal
I now realize that harp seals ______________
are not as cool as a Walrus
Photoshop has its uses, but ____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
mostses walruses refuses to uses it.
That last sentence almost ________
passed for 14-yr-old's Harry Potter fan-fiction excerpt.
The strangest things happen __________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
while writing Harry Potter fan-fiction excerpts.
J.K. Rowling really needs to work on __________
keeping secrets
The only one who doesn't know a secret is __________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
my Great Aunt Tilly, who's been dead for, jeez, thirty years now.
Great Aunt Tilly really ought to ________
mention where she left the proper will.
Its not the heat in the kitchen, ___________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
it's knowing when to use apostrophes.
Spelling purists should really ________
remember we dont all now how too spel korrektly.
It's raining, its pouring, ______________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
it's still better to use apostrophes the rite wey.
If I drank one more glass of lemonade, __________
I wouldn't be able to eat that wafer-thin mint...
Its raining, its pouring, _______________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
I guess I should just give up.
Whenever I hear a clock chime, _____________
I wonder what happened to the cuckoo.
When running down a steep slope, one should always _________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
be sure there's not a cliff ahead.
Whenever I hear the William Tell overture, I _______________
duck. Just in case.
High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd, ____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
but the Nazis soon killed him.
Why did the Nazis always _______?
fail to follow the evil overlord rules.
When tampering with the supernatural, ________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
make sure there's a camera crew nearby.
Mulder and Scully always ____________
did like Catatonia.
The sound of the valleys ________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
isn't as nice as the view from the mountaintop.
Whenever I go mountain-climbing, I make sure _____________
the goats don't eat me.
Whenever I see a goat, _______
I make sure I'm not crossing a bridge.
Sheep are about as intelligent as ____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
they need to be under the circumstances, or so Darwin might say.
Darwin never quite understood that _________________
the platypus was God's way of having a joke.
Award ceremonies are just an excuse ______________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
for the rich and famous to be envied by everyone else.
If I got an Academy Award, I'd _______________
still wonder whether all those bribes I paid out were worth it.
Putting up a shelf is easy, ______________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
if you hire someone else to do it for you.
If I were any good as a handyman, I'd ________________
still hire someone else to do it
I wandered lonely as a cloud _________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
then I realised it my subconscious telling me my bladder was full.
When I wake up, _____________
I have to tell all the supermodels it's time to go.
If all these supermodels would just leave me alone, ___________
it would be easier to enjoy a bag of twiglets.
Just because you can't hear it, ___________________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
doesn't mean the termites aren't eating your house.
If I ever met a 40-foot-tall termite, I would most likely _______________
apologise about the incident with the Raid and his cousins.
When they said to try walking in a straight line, _________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
I said, "You're not my supervisor!"
Anyone who doesn't like Cheryl Tunt on Archer is __________
obviously missing the pun?
When it rains, it pours, when it shines, ____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
I get out my sunglasses.
With springtime just around the corner, _________
people were constantly surprised when it kept jumping out and going Boo!
If you are driving on the left, ______________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
you better not be in Blawnox, Penna.
If it were up to me, all __________
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