those whose love of beer and dairy products outweighs their fear of batshit legislators.
Throw me the idol, I'll ___________________
those whose love of beer and dairy products outweighs their fear of batshit legislators.
Throw me the idol, I'll ___________________
hurl it with all my might at Ryan Secrest.
Snakes! Why'd it have to ______
be a category for judging at a porn convention.
The wrong guy in the wrong place ________________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
can hurt, so better to have a lot of lube available.
I can see you, your brown hair ________
is like a bees nest stuck up above the hedge.
When running across the road, _________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
remember that you are impervious to anything bigger than a tricycle.
Romney was talking about 47% of the American population, but _______.
he only cares about the 1%.
There is nothing love cannot fix, other than _____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
a 1962 Dodge Dart that's actually on fire.
My advice to the candidates just before the debate would be ________
to do everything completely different to how you normally prepare for these things...
If I had one minute alone with Mitt, ......
I would congratulate him on doing pretty well in the first debate, but assure him I still won't be voting for him.
If I had one minute alone with Barack, _______
I would ask him what the hell he was doing in that first debate...
If I alone controlled American politics, .....
I would abolish the filibuster in the U.S. Senate and repeal Citizens United.
Politics this time of year can really _______
take a long walk off a short pier.
When Romney becomes POTUS, ......
I'm imploding.
How often have you said to yourself...
"I really, really hope Romney doesn't win"?
If Obama wins, __________
Romney will probably cry.
If Romney moved in next to me, .......
I would be polite but not seek out his company.
If Obama moved in next to me after leaving the White House, ______
he would have to evict the current neighbours and I don't think they would be too happy.
One for sorrow, two for joy,___________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
three to change my name to Foy.
Now that autumn is here, _____
its dark when I get home from work
Sticks and stones may break my bones, ___________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
but whoever threw them will eventually have to face my lawyer.
I'm not gonna pay a lot for _______
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this fake Rolex.
This little piggy went to _____
the stock exchange, bought gold and made a million, before putting out a contract on a Mr B.B. Wolf.
You put your left foot in, ____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Genghis Khan chops it off. Poor you.
If there's one thing I like about Genghis Khan, it's ________
...his deep and abiding passion for pedicures.
There are thousands of people in bright orange clothing roaming ________
a much bigger Guantanamo in some alternate universe.
I don't look good in orange; I'd much rather wear ________
...purple tie dye with white splatters, because it looks like I'm wearing the cosmos.
People are bound to talk, but I _______
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
...just can't stop wearing kittens.
If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who _______
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
you gonna call? Not the Ghostbusters; that would be cliched.
I get a kick ________
...in the face every time I steal Oreos from my grandmother.
When I open a new jar of peanut butter, I _______
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
...spend the next few minutes shaking out my sore hand.
I'm up far too late, but it's_______
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
...time for a thirty second dance party.
I have never seen such a juicy ______
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
and tempting melons outside of a Benny Hill sketch.
Whenever I see Benny Hill as the toymaker in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I invariably __________
...wonder why I'm watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
I fell asleep last Saturday, under __________
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
a beautiful woman to whom I don't think I was ever formally introduced.
In this casual age, formal introductions are ______
best handled through a penguin and his interpreter.
Young women of this generation have no ______
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
idea how attractive I find far too many of them.
Stroll around any campus these days and ______
...you're bound to find someone who makes political ideas you generally agree with sound crazy.
When I find myself with a bright light shining in my eyes, I just want_______
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
to tell the Border Patrol agents to go bother someone else for a change.
If you want to live in the good ol' U.S.A., you'd better ______
have continuous residence in the country for at least five years.
The most embarrassing part of it all was ______
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
when I forgot that I was wearing three hats, two of which weren't even mine.
A well-dressed gentleman should always _____
keep a clockwork squid in his breast-pocket for emergencies.
The key to a good Hanukkah is _______
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
convincing yourself that the holiday really means anything.
The key to a great Christmas is ______
brandy, brandy, brandy.
Come all ye faithful, ________
and buy, buy, BUY to help end this damned recession!
I'll bet Mitt Romney these days is ______
quarreling with Rafalca.
The best treatment for frost bite _______
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
slowly warming yourself while looking up who - or what - Rafalca is.
In 2013, the Romneys' dressage horse at least can ________
look forward to avoiding that pesky White House press corps.
For this thread to succeed, __________
it needs people playing along
Fool me once, shame on you. ____________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Fool me sixteen times, I must really be an idjit.
Threads that were dormant for a long time just _______.