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    those whose love of beer and dairy products outweighs their fear of batshit legislators.

    Throw me the idol, I'll ___________________

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    hurl it with all my might at Ryan Secrest.

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    be a category for judging at a porn convention.

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    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    can hurt, so better to have a lot of lube available.

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    is like a bees nest stuck up above the hedge.

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    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    remember that you are impervious to anything bigger than a tricycle.

    Romney was talking about 47% of the American population, but _______.

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    he only cares about the 1%.

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    a 1962 Dodge Dart that's actually on fire.

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    to do everything completely different to how you normally prepare for these things...

    If I had one minute alone with Mitt, ......

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    I would congratulate him on doing pretty well in the first debate, but assure him I still won't be voting for him.

    If I had one minute alone with Barack, _______

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    I would ask him what the hell he was doing in that first debate...

    If I alone controlled American politics, .....

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    I would abolish the filibuster in the U.S. Senate and repeal Citizens United.

    Politics this time of year can really _______

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    take a long walk off a short pier.

    When Romney becomes POTUS, ......

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    I'm imploding.

    How often have you said to yourself...

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    "I really, really hope Romney doesn't win"?

    If Obama wins, __________

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    Romney will probably cry.

    If Romney moved in next to me, .......

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    I would be polite but not seek out his company.

    If Obama moved in next to me after leaving the White House, ______

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    he would have to evict the current neighbours and I don't think they would be too happy.

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    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    three to change my name to Foy.

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    its dark when I get home from work

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    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    but whoever threw them will eventually have to face my lawyer.

    I'm not gonna pay a lot for _______
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    this fake Rolex.

    This little piggy went to _____

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    the stock exchange, bought gold and made a million, before putting out a contract on a Mr B.B. Wolf.

    You put your left foot in, ____________________
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    Genghis Khan chops it off. Poor you.

    If there's one thing I like about Genghis Khan, it's ________

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    ...his deep and abiding passion for pedicures.

    There are thousands of people in bright orange clothing roaming ________

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    a much bigger Guantanamo in some alternate universe.

    I don't look good in orange; I'd much rather wear ________

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    ...purple tie dye with white splatters, because it looks like I'm wearing the cosmos.

    People are bound to talk, but I _______
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    ...just can't stop wearing kittens.

    If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who _______
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    you gonna call? Not the Ghostbusters; that would be cliched.

    I get a kick ________

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    ...in the face every time I steal Oreos from my grandmother.

    When I open a new jar of peanut butter, I _______
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    ...spend the next few minutes shaking out my sore hand.

    I'm up far too late, but it's_______
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    ...time for a thirty second dance party.

    I have never seen such a juicy ______
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    and tempting melons outside of a Benny Hill sketch.

    Whenever I see Benny Hill as the toymaker in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I invariably __________

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    ...wonder why I'm watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

    I fell asleep last Saturday, under __________
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    a beautiful woman to whom I don't think I was ever formally introduced.

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    best handled through a penguin and his interpreter.

    Young women of this generation have no ______
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    idea how attractive I find far too many of them.

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    ...you're bound to find someone who makes political ideas you generally agree with sound crazy.

    When I find myself with a bright light shining in my eyes, I just want_______
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    to tell the Border Patrol agents to go bother someone else for a change.

    If you want to live in the good ol' U.S.A., you'd better ______

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    have continuous residence in the country for at least five years.

    The most embarrassing part of it all was ______
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    when I forgot that I was wearing three hats, two of which weren't even mine.

    A well-dressed gentleman should always _____

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    keep a clockwork squid in his breast-pocket for emergencies.

    The key to a good Hanukkah is _______
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    convincing yourself that the holiday really means anything.

    The key to a great Christmas is ______

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    brandy, brandy, brandy.

    Come all ye faithful, ________

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    and buy, buy, BUY to help end this damned recession!

    I'll bet Mitt Romney these days is ______

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    quarreling with Rafalca.

    The best treatment for frost bite _______
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    slowly warming yourself while looking up who - or what - Rafalca is.

    In 2013, the Romneys' dressage horse at least can ________

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    look forward to avoiding that pesky White House press corps.

    For this thread to succeed, __________

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    it needs people playing along

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    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Fool me sixteen times, I must really be an idjit.

    Threads that were dormant for a long time just _______.

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