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    I plunged my head into a snowdrift in an attempt to extinguish the flames.

    Once in David's royal city ______

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    Goliath had a headache.

    Come, they told me ______

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    with wide smiles and naked bodies, so I joined in the orgy with great enthusiasm.

    He's making a list and __________

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    soon, several people will ''swim wid da fishes''.

    Fall on your knees, and ____

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    put your elbows on my thighs, and show me how much you love me, Keira.

    We Three Kings of Orient are ________

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    not walking into a bar!

    He knows when you are sleeping, ______

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    so if I were you I'd stay awake as long as you possibly can.

    Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ______

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    an average of ten insects a year crawl or drop into thine open mouth.

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    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    , but not in some lyrical or semimystical way; I'm referring to decomposition, Simba, which is pretty nasty.

    Feed the birds, tuppence a ________

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    bag to go poisoning pigeons in the park.

    A spoonful of sugar helps ______________________
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    make even the nastiest medicine taste just slightly more palatable, I'm told.

    Just get me to the church _______

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    or I will doubt your credentials as a taxi driver.

    Waiter, there's a ____

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    problem with my date. It isn't covered in cream.

    What goes up, ________________
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    just might go up and up and up, reaching escape velocity and never returning to Earth.

    Fish and guests _____

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    should expect to be covered in tartar sauce when they come to my house.

    Every time a bell rings ____________________

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    someone had to stop ol' Mopey George from jumping off that bridge again.

    In many cultures, it is considered bad luck _____________
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    to make any online post ending in the numbers "66."

    Our Father, who art in Heaven, __________

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    please forgive me for what I'm about to do to this lady in front of me in the "10 items or fewer" line - she's writing a check, for God's...um...your sake.

    The sound of one hand clapping is _________
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    not as loud as 2 hands clapping, but still audible.

    Alas, my love, you do me wrong, to ____

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    Mary's lap is slee-ee-ping?

    Cigarette packaging really should ___________
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    be absolutely impenetrable - think of the lives we could save!

    The Surgeon General has determined that _______

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    House was never a real Doctor.

    Is it just me, or is Mello ____

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    more lively and fun than ever?

    Smile when you say _______

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    you're sad!

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    I asked for one, panhandling would almost be worth it.


    As Bob Costas says, ____________________________

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    "I can't believe they're paying me this much just to sit around and talk about a lot of sweaty people in London!"

    When I saw the Queen jump out of a helicopter, ______

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    I wondered why Scotland Yard were chasing her.

    As I said to the Spaniard, _____

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    yo no soy zurdo tampoco.

    Standing on the shoulders of giants ________________
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    means my chronic and especially itchy athlete's foot fungus will rub off on them, too.

    My baloney has a first name, __________

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    and it's H. O. M. E. R....

    Donuts are _____

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    yo no soy zurdo tampoco.
    Bien jugado, señor.

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    Donuts are _____
    the foundation of my revolutionary new finance system.


    Every day, I get a little bit closer to __________________

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    figuring out what's really going on between Tom Cruise's ears.

    If Tom Cruise proposed marriage to me, ___________

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    I'd punch him in his fat ugly nose (if my arm could punch low enough).

    Katie Holmes must _______

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    be sanitized in an autoclave before being allowed to re-enter the celebrity dating pool.

    With all these big-budget comic book movies over the last decade, I wish they would __________
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    make one that doesn't star a Caucasian man.

    Olympic medal podiums should ________________

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    rigged to jump and down like a Latino street gang's low-rider.

    If you can't say something nice, _______
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    then you're probably unhappy about something.

    I'm so hungry, _____

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    I could look at pictures of delicious food on Google Images all day and I'd probably still be famished.

    It's the story, of a lovely lady, ______

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    who was bringing up five dozen angora ferrets.

    Just sit right back and you'll _______
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    fall ass over teakettle, because that chair's broken, podner.

    Give a little bit, give a little bit of __________

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    your change to me.

    When I look in the mirror, all I see is ______________

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    me.

    What the world needs now ________

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    is a bottomless nacho pit.

    In the white room, with ___________________

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    pink curtains, I couldn't help but notice how dirty the carpet was.

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    is a bottomless nacho pit.
    LOL. My best laugh all day - thanks!

    The streets were jammed with _________

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    jam; the ants were eating for weeks!

    These pretzels are ____

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    soon to become part of American pop culture for the Nineties.

    They're real, and they're ________

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    heading this way! RUN!!!

    I'm Barack Obama, and I _____________________

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    am pretty sure I'm gonna beat whoever Mitt Romney is pretending to be this year.

    By picking Paul Ryan as his running mate, Romney _______
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    proved how fond he was of people with two first names.

    The Wisconsin legislature is known for their _______________

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    well-hidden aversion to dairy products of all kinds.

    The only kind of people who move to Wisconsin are ______

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