I plunged my head into a snowdrift in an attempt to extinguish the flames.
Once in David's royal city ______
I plunged my head into a snowdrift in an attempt to extinguish the flames.
Once in David's royal city ______
Goliath had a headache.
Come, they told me ______
with wide smiles and naked bodies, so I joined in the orgy with great enthusiasm.
He's making a list and __________
soon, several people will ''swim wid da fishes''.
Fall on your knees, and ____
put your elbows on my thighs, and show me how much you love me, Keira.
We Three Kings of Orient are ________
not walking into a bar!
He knows when you are sleeping, ______
so if I were you I'd stay awake as long as you possibly can.
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ______
an average of ten insects a year crawl or drop into thine open mouth.
When we die, our bodies become the grass ________________
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"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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, but not in some lyrical or semimystical way; I'm referring to decomposition, Simba, which is pretty nasty.
Feed the birds, tuppence a ________
bag to go poisoning pigeons in the park.
A spoonful of sugar helps ______________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
make even the nastiest medicine taste just slightly more palatable, I'm told.
Just get me to the church _______
or I will doubt your credentials as a taxi driver.
Waiter, there's a ____
problem with my date. It isn't covered in cream.
What goes up, ________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
just might go up and up and up, reaching escape velocity and never returning to Earth.
Fish and guests _____
should expect to be covered in tartar sauce when they come to my house.
Every time a bell rings ____________________
someone had to stop ol' Mopey George from jumping off that bridge again.
In many cultures, it is considered bad luck _____________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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to make any online post ending in the numbers "66."
Our Father, who art in Heaven, __________
please forgive me for what I'm about to do to this lady in front of me in the "10 items or fewer" line - she's writing a check, for God's...um...your sake.
The sound of one hand clapping is _________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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not as loud as 2 hands clapping, but still audible.
Alas, my love, you do me wrong, to ____
Mary's lap is slee-ee-ping?
Cigarette packaging really should ___________
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be absolutely impenetrable - think of the lives we could save!
The Surgeon General has determined that _______
House was never a real Doctor.
Is it just me, or is Mello ____
more lively and fun than ever?
Smile when you say _______
you're sad!
If I had a dollar every time _____
I asked for one, panhandling would almost be worth it.
As Bob Costas says, ____________________________
"I can't believe they're paying me this much just to sit around and talk about a lot of sweaty people in London!"
When I saw the Queen jump out of a helicopter, ______
I wondered why Scotland Yard were chasing her.
As I said to the Spaniard, _____
yo no soy zurdo tampoco.
Standing on the shoulders of giants ________________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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means my chronic and especially itchy athlete's foot fungus will rub off on them, too.
My baloney has a first name, __________
and it's H. O. M. E. R....
Donuts are _____
figuring out what's really going on between Tom Cruise's ears.
If Tom Cruise proposed marriage to me, ___________
I'd punch him in his fat ugly nose (if my arm could punch low enough).
Katie Holmes must _______
be sanitized in an autoclave before being allowed to re-enter the celebrity dating pool.
With all these big-budget comic book movies over the last decade, I wish they would __________
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make one that doesn't star a Caucasian man.
Olympic medal podiums should ________________
rigged to jump and down like a Latino street gang's low-rider.
If you can't say something nice, _______
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then you're probably unhappy about something.
I'm so hungry, _____
I could look at pictures of delicious food on Google Images all day and I'd probably still be famished.
It's the story, of a lovely lady, ______
who was bringing up five dozen angora ferrets.
Just sit right back and you'll _______
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
fall ass over teakettle, because that chair's broken, podner.
Give a little bit, give a little bit of __________
your change to me.
When I look in the mirror, all I see is ______________
is a bottomless nacho pit.
In the white room, with ___________________
jam; the ants were eating for weeks!
These pretzels are ____
soon to become part of American pop culture for the Nineties.
They're real, and they're ________
heading this way! RUN!!!
I'm Barack Obama, and I _____________________
am pretty sure I'm gonna beat whoever Mitt Romney is pretending to be this year.
By picking Paul Ryan as his running mate, Romney _______
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proved how fond he was of people with two first names.
The Wisconsin legislature is known for their _______________
well-hidden aversion to dairy products of all kinds.
The only kind of people who move to Wisconsin are ______