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12 Jun 2012 06:51 PM
#151
Clueless but well-meaning
he showed zero interest in my feminine charms, and what other possible explanation is there?
Look, if I'm boring you, you can always ____________________
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12 Jun 2012 11:06 PM
#152
Member
troll on Mellophant.
If this place were any more crowded, _________
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13 Jun 2012 04:06 AM
#153
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
there might be two people here!
I hear there's rumors on the Internets _____
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13 Jun 2012 10:22 PM
#154
that you can sometimes find naked pictures!
The last time I drank a margarita __________________
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13 Jun 2012 11:02 PM
#155
Member
I had eight, and remember nothing else about the occasion.
Drinking too much is ______
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14 Jun 2012 07:19 AM
#156
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
going to make you pee several times a night.
When the sun goes down, _____
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14 Jun 2012 08:26 AM
#157
Clueless but well-meaning
I'm strongly tempted to jump naked into the nearest swimming pool, although the cold usually discourages me from carrying through.
The last time I had a massage _____________
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14 Jun 2012 05:07 PM
#158
Member
John Travolta kept barging in and offering the guy money for... "other services."
I, for one, would be just as happy if John Travolta never ___________
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14 Jun 2012 09:13 PM
#159
Clueless but well-meaning
criticized my cooking again.
A recently published study found that 4 out of 5 Americans _______________
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15 Jun 2012 05:42 AM
#160
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
build their lives around meaningless statistics.
Sometimes when I'm alone, ____
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15 Jun 2012 09:28 PM
#161
Member
I devise meaningless statistics about solitude.
When my kid sister is alone, she invariably ______
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15 Jun 2012 11:47 PM
#162
Clueless but well-meaning
smokes cigars, gulps whiskey, frets about her muffin tops, and paces through the house cursing her ex-husband.
For me, the one deal-breaker in a relationship is __________
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15 Jun 2012 11:58 PM
#163
thinking that Yoda could beat Gandalf in a fight.
The next time I go to the movies, _____________________________
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16 Jun 2012 04:08 AM
#164
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
I'll throw Jaffas down the isles, coz no one's ever done that before...
Love is ____
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16 Jun 2012 07:12 PM
#165
Clueless but well-meaning
bittersweet, when it occurs between a struggling Ukrainian fishmonger and a happy-go-lucky Californian surfer.
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16 Jun 2012 09:53 PM
#166
Member
Psst. You need to give us a new sentence fragment.
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17 Jun 2012 01:51 AM
#167
Clueless but well-meaning
I said "oops!" when I ______________
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17 Jun 2012 03:27 AM
#168
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
forgot to.... um... oh crap!
Last time I ate a horse, ____
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17 Jun 2012 07:53 AM
#169
my god, he's full of stars...
its kith and kin swore equine vengeance upon me, unto the seventh generation.
The interesting thing about flying first class is ______________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
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17 Jun 2012 03:46 PM
#170
... you're still stuck in a metal tube, thousands of feet in the air.
It never ceases to amaze me, how the beach is full of ____________________
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17 Jun 2012 08:52 PM
#171
Member
teeming masses of pudgy sunburned people with bad attitudes.
If I ever get sunburned again, I'll _______
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18 Jun 2012 01:24 AM
#172
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
abstain from eating lobster, as it would feel like cannibalism.
Kingdoms rise, and kingdoms fall, but ____
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18 Jun 2012 11:10 AM
#173
my god, he's full of stars...
not the Kingdom of Viagra; it rose and stayed that way.
The fossil record would seem to indicate ______________
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"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
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18 Jun 2012 11:48 PM
#174
Member
that Joan Rivers is, if a mammal, the oldest thus far known to science.
I want to know what love is; I want ______
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19 Jun 2012 01:12 AM
#175
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
this rash to go away.
I'm so tired I could ___
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19 Jun 2012 04:29 AM
#176
Clueless but well-meaning
fall asleep using the naked stomach of a sweaty and hairy overweight stranger as a pillow, and just not care.
The only way to get that image out of my mind is if I _________
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19 Jun 2012 10:34 PM
#177
Member
immediately give all my money to Elendil's Heir.
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, _______
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19 Jun 2012 10:56 PM
#178
Clueless but well-meaning
I forgot all the lyrics, lah-lah-lah, I don't care.
I think personal grooming is _______________
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20 Jun 2012 01:59 AM
#179
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
lacking on a lot of public transport.
If I won a million dollars, ______
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20 Jun 2012 09:31 AM
#180
my god, he's full of stars...
I would promptly invest it in U.S. Treasury Savings Bonds, just like my grandma would have wanted.
The best thing about the Sunday paper is ____________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
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20 Jun 2012 11:05 AM
#181
Clueless but well-meaning
pointing and laughing at the dumb "letters to the editor" section.
If you keep making a face like that ________________
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20 Jun 2012 11:39 AM
#182
you'll become an internet meme in no time!
Every day, I open my email to find ________________________
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20 Jun 2012 12:12 PM
#183
my god, he's full of stars...
worlds of D15C0UNT V14GR4!!!! ready to greet me.
The wonderful thing about Tiggers is ________________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
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20 Jun 2012 10:14 PM
#184
Member
there's just a single, solitary, mind-bendingly annoying example of the critter.
Some people call me the Space Cowboy; some people ________
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21 Jun 2012 02:36 AM
#185
Clueless but well-meaning
look at me and wonder how I manage to walk around unsupervised without causing chaos in my wake.
When I wake up tomorrow I won't be drunk anymore, but _________
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21 Jun 2012 12:42 PM
#186
I'll still have this facial tattoo ...
Today is the first day of __________
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21 Jun 2012 03:03 PM
#187
Member
the invasion of the merciless reptiloids from Galaxy MT-000079a; jeez, don't you even read the headlines?
The streets were jammed with broken heroes on ______
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21 Jun 2012 03:46 PM
#188
my god, he's full of stars...
those little electric Wal-Mart scooters that always seem to be occupied by people with no apparent disability other than being really fat.
Tramps like us, baby, we were born to _______________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
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21 Jun 2012 07:04 PM
#189
Clueless but well-meaning
walk sedately to the restroom at the back of the restaurant.
What a peculiar little black spot, it ___________________
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21 Jun 2012 11:58 PM
#190
Member
can't possibly be a black hole, Captain, or we would surely :: ship instantly crushed ::
Out on the road today, I saw a Dead Head sticker on ___________
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22 Jun 2012 01:41 AM
#191
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
top of a Black Flag sticker on a cadillac.
My feet smell so bad, __
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22 Jun 2012 10:03 PM
#192
Clueless but well-meaning
I coated them in VapoRub to see if that would help.
VapoRub is a handy substance, it ________________________
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22 Jun 2012 11:30 PM
#193
Member
is what I gave all 73 if my bridesmaids last time.
All the waiters in your new hotel _________
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23 Jun 2012 04:50 AM
#194
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
are waiting for you, so hurry up!
Happiness is ____
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23 Jun 2012 08:48 AM
#195
Clueless but well-meaning
elusive, but my money's on this brand-new Max-O-Vibrator to help me find it.
If you are hungry, you should ________________
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23 Jun 2012 11:54 PM
#196
Member
probably eat at least nine cheeseburgers if you're looking for an early heart attack.
Darling, only the good die _________
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24 Jun 2012 08:44 AM
#197
Clueless but well-meaning
virgins; the rest of us make damn sure we get around as much as possible before death takes us.
Drinking only leads to ________
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24 Jun 2012 11:56 PM
#198
Member
chronic liver malfunction, or so my no-fun doctor told me years and years ago.
Hold me now, hold my heart, stay with _________
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25 Jun 2012 05:02 AM
#199
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
that diet that makes you fart.
It's raining again, and ___
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25 Jun 2012 07:53 AM
#200
Clueless but well-meaning
that always makes me want to play Parcheesi.
Well if you don't like Parcheesi, then just __________________
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