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    he showed zero interest in my feminine charms, and what other possible explanation is there?

    Look, if I'm boring you, you can always ____________________

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    troll on Mellophant.

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    there might be two people here!

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    that you can sometimes find naked pictures!

    The last time I drank a margarita __________________

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    I had eight, and remember nothing else about the occasion.

    Drinking too much is ______

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    going to make you pee several times a night.

    When the sun goes down, _____

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    I'm strongly tempted to jump naked into the nearest swimming pool, although the cold usually discourages me from carrying through.

    The last time I had a massage _____________

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    John Travolta kept barging in and offering the guy money for... "other services."

    I, for one, would be just as happy if John Travolta never ___________

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    criticized my cooking again.

    A recently published study found that 4 out of 5 Americans _______________

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    build their lives around meaningless statistics.

    Sometimes when I'm alone, ____

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    I devise meaningless statistics about solitude.

    When my kid sister is alone, she invariably ______

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    smokes cigars, gulps whiskey, frets about her muffin tops, and paces through the house cursing her ex-husband.

    For me, the one deal-breaker in a relationship is __________

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    thinking that Yoda could beat Gandalf in a fight.

    The next time I go to the movies, _____________________________

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    I'll throw Jaffas down the isles, coz no one's ever done that before...

    Love is ____

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    bittersweet, when it occurs between a struggling Ukrainian fishmonger and a happy-go-lucky Californian surfer.

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    Psst. You need to give us a new sentence fragment.

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    I said "oops!" when I ______________

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    forgot to.... um... oh crap!

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    its kith and kin swore equine vengeance upon me, unto the seventh generation.

    The interesting thing about flying first class is ______________
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    ... you're still stuck in a metal tube, thousands of feet in the air.

    It never ceases to amaze me, how the beach is full of ____________________

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    teeming masses of pudgy sunburned people with bad attitudes.

    If I ever get sunburned again, I'll _______

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    abstain from eating lobster, as it would feel like cannibalism.

    Kingdoms rise, and kingdoms fall, but ____

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    not the Kingdom of Viagra; it rose and stayed that way.

    The fossil record would seem to indicate ______________
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    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    that Joan Rivers is, if a mammal, the oldest thus far known to science.

    I want to know what love is; I want ______

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    this rash to go away.

    I'm so tired I could ___

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    fall asleep using the naked stomach of a sweaty and hairy overweight stranger as a pillow, and just not care.

    The only way to get that image out of my mind is if I _________

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    immediately give all my money to Elendil's Heir.

    On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, _______

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    I forgot all the lyrics, lah-lah-lah, I don't care.

    I think personal grooming is _______________

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    lacking on a lot of public transport.

    If I won a million dollars, ______

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    I would promptly invest it in U.S. Treasury Savings Bonds, just like my grandma would have wanted.

    The best thing about the Sunday paper is ____________
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    pointing and laughing at the dumb "letters to the editor" section.

    If you keep making a face like that ________________

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    you'll become an internet meme in no time!

    Every day, I open my email to find ________________________

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    worlds of D15C0UNT V14GR4!!!! ready to greet me.

    The wonderful thing about Tiggers is ________________
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    there's just a single, solitary, mind-bendingly annoying example of the critter.

    Some people call me the Space Cowboy; some people ________

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    look at me and wonder how I manage to walk around unsupervised without causing chaos in my wake.

    When I wake up tomorrow I won't be drunk anymore, but _________

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    I'll still have this facial tattoo ...


    Today is the first day of __________

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    the invasion of the merciless reptiloids from Galaxy MT-000079a; jeez, don't you even read the headlines?

    The streets were jammed with broken heroes on ______

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    those little electric Wal-Mart scooters that always seem to be occupied by people with no apparent disability other than being really fat.

    Tramps like us, baby, we were born to _______________
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    walk sedately to the restroom at the back of the restaurant.

    What a peculiar little black spot, it ___________________

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    can't possibly be a black hole, Captain, or we would surely :: ship instantly crushed ::

    Out on the road today, I saw a Dead Head sticker on ___________

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    top of a Black Flag sticker on a cadillac.

    My feet smell so bad, __

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    I coated them in VapoRub to see if that would help.

    VapoRub is a handy substance, it ________________________

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    is what I gave all 73 if my bridesmaids last time.

    All the waiters in your new hotel _________

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    are waiting for you, so hurry up!

    Happiness is ____

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    elusive, but my money's on this brand-new Max-O-Vibrator to help me find it.

    If you are hungry, you should ________________

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    probably eat at least nine cheeseburgers if you're looking for an early heart attack.

    Darling, only the good die _________

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    virgins; the rest of us make damn sure we get around as much as possible before death takes us.

    Drinking only leads to ________

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    chronic liver malfunction, or so my no-fun doctor told me years and years ago.

    Hold me now, hold my heart, stay with _________

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    that diet that makes you fart.

    It's raining again, and ___

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    that always makes me want to play Parcheesi.

    Well if you don't like Parcheesi, then just __________________

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