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    and really should've just stopped there.

    Call me Ishmael _________

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    and if you're at least a "C" cup, call me twice.

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    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    immortality in the Bar Joke Hall of Fame.

    The chicken crossed the damn road because ________

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    it was stapled to the chicken from the last damn chicken joke.

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    run for the hills.

    When I look in the mirror, ______

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    why does my reflection look horrified?

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    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    I'm always on the lookout for Thomas Jane and LL Cool J.

    Now that it's the weekend ___________

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    the week has ended.

    If I was a little taller, ___

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    I could look down your dress.

    You may call me a voyeur, but ________

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    you don't really need to call the cops, do you?

    I realized the gravity of the situation when ___________

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    I was plummeting to the Earth at about 800 mph.

    Orbital skydiving just doesn't appeal to me, because ________

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    there's like a 35% chance I'll land on land, man.

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    bring cookies.

    I find your lack of faith ___________

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    on the bathroom floor all the time; wouldja clean up after yourself once in a while, ya slob?

    All dogs go to __________
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    pee and poop somewhere, sometime.

    I could tell you, but then I'd have to _____

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    eat a bag of cockroaches.

    I am so drunk,_____

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    I could teg uh marl barl sumfin ortle wuzzle. Come back 'ere!

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    I turn into a classy-yet-grizzled older gentleman.

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    I light a candle to the memory of Douglas Adams.

    I know I look a trifle disheveled right now, but ______________________

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    you would too if you had my personalities

    A stitch in time ____

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    happens pretty frequently on Star Trek; how come no interesting space-time anomalies ever happen to me?

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    space-time anomalies always give me a slight rash.

    I have never been more certain in my life that ______

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    velociraptors make terrible pets.

    I can't imagine how this day could _______

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    mark the expiration of my dear grandmother AND my half-and-half.

    Trespassers shall be _______________
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    flayed alive while being forced to listen to Justin B.

    Cruel and unusual punishment is just _______

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    fine by me!

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    and nobody is there to hear it, does it make my ankles look fat?

    We hold these truths to be _____________
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    unpleasant, so we will bury them under a metric fuckton of booze and denial.

    All Gaul is divided ________

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    as to the merits of Miracle Whip versus mayonnaise.

    Take these broken wings and _______________
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    stop playing bad Christian rock.

    Ask not what your country can do for you; ask _____

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    where the hell the bathroom is at this miserable music festival.

    Two roads diverged in a wood and I ______
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    mistakenly took the one that led to the isolated cabin of a serial killer.

    If my ghost could haunt you, it would ___________

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    probably be so unnoticeable that, hell, you'd never even bother to arrange an exorcism.

    My strongest memory of seeing The Exorcist is ______

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    my head spinning 360 degrees while popcorn spewed from my mouth.

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    they're really tired of responding to surveys.

    The sign on my lawn says __________

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    BEWARE OF WIZARD! (Trespassers will be toad.)

    I never get tired of talking about ________________
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    myself.

    I'm going to assume your hasty departure is due to _______

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    the Ex-Lax brownies I served you two hours ago for this very reason.

    When in Rome, ___________
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    do whatever you damn well please. It's your city now!

    A stitch in time _______

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    strongly resembles post #70 of this thread.

    I thought I told you never to ____________

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    floss your teeth with a knife!

    I think, therefore ___

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    I'll probably blurt out an inappropriate comment any moment now.

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    those multicolored lights I see at intersections, and all the beeping and honking I always seem to hear.

    Before I ever say "I love you," I always _____

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    pass gas as silently as possible, then look at the dog in an accusing manner.

    They never again invited me to a church potluck ___________
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    because I ate all the tater-tot casserole.

    Whenever I got to the movies _________

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    in my misbegotten youth, I always went to the X-rated double feature.

    Kids these days are just _____

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    spoiled by the easy availability of internet porn, unlike when I was a kid and we had to figure out how to deviously acquire and cleverly hide Penthouse.

    This photo reminds me of _______

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    that time I saw the photographer get attacked by a tiger.

    My mama always said, "Life is like _________________

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    a box of Crunchy Frogs, just before the police arrive."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU

    People who post YouTube links to Monty Python sketches are obviously __________.

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    knights who say NI! NI!

    May your dreams ______

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