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15 Oct 2021 01:25 AM
#801
Oliphaunt
I was thoroughly satisfied.
When one knows the town bicycle, when one sees someone else riding it, one is ___________________________.
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15 Oct 2021 10:39 AM
#802
Member
tempted to push him off it and into the mill pond, whether or not the vicar is watching one.
Our last vicar was over eight feet tall and weighed close to 40 stone. Naturally, _______________________
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15 Oct 2021 11:58 PM
#803
Oliphaunt
he disposed of the consecrated body and blood of christ in a brisk manner.
People who don't make an effort to return one's belongings, no matter how small, are nothing more than ______________________________________
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18 Oct 2021 01:21 PM
#804
Member
pond scum unworthy of my time, attention or thoughts.
Capt. Nemo had a pretty cool submarine. If I had one like that, I'd __________________________________
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27 Oct 2021 07:58 PM
#805
Oliphaunt
hire a former woman friend to work in the galley and serve me food and drink face to face on a daily basis.
The best revenge is not living well, but rather ____________________________________.
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01 Nov 2021 12:23 PM
#806
Member
seeing your foes fail, suffer and envy you while you live well.
I'm sure some ancient Greek philosopher must have said that at some point. Or maybe it was ________________________?
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04 Nov 2021 06:03 AM
#807
Oliphaunt
Anaximander's fragment, since one might cite the earliest as a matter of principle.
Recompense, regret, and modern theories of justice are several _________________________________.
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04 Nov 2021 09:26 AM
#808
Member
of the things my Great Aunt Edna will talk about by the hour, if you let her.
My Great Aunt Edna is quite large for a woman her age, and has man hands. Let me tell ya, her grip could ____________________
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04 Nov 2021 02:10 PM
#809
Oliphaunt
crush a cue ball yet hold the shaft gently.
Aunt Edna always used to have rough hands, but she always knew how to _________________________________________________.
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05 Nov 2021 08:32 AM
#810
Member
properly moisturize, even when parachuting behind enemy lines during World War II.
I refuse to buy any car, truck, van, motorcycle, personal jet or helicopter that isn't bright yellow; after all, ________________
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09 Nov 2021 02:59 PM
#811
Oliphaunt
I have difficulty remembering my colors and the lights are growing dim.
When one isn't quite sure of the gender of a person, one might in private conversation refer to it as __________________________.
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10 Nov 2021 04:53 PM
#812
Member
"Hey, you of indeterminate gender!"
Suave and sophisticated fellow that I am, I simply can't help myself, in crowded social situations, from __________________________________________
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12 Nov 2021 02:25 PM
#813
Oliphaunt
using the highest discretion when examining prospective mates: only from behind, and always from the shadows.
The nice thing about yoga pants is that _____________________.
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13 Nov 2021 11:12 AM
#814
Member
they slide off so satisfyingly easily from all the supermodels I meet.
The last time I was in breezy, sophisticated, cosmopolitan Blawnox, Pa., of course I just had to ___________________
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19 Nov 2021 10:15 AM
#815
Oliphaunt
check up on my sister-wife and see if she been doing her pilates.
Nice thing about having girl bosses is that _____________________________.
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19 Nov 2021 03:53 PM
#816
Member
most of them - not all, mind you - is good folks.
I don't know about you, but when I saw that enormous meteor screaming down towards Boise last week, I just about _____________________
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20 Nov 2021 04:25 AM
#817
Oliphaunt
crapped in my hands and rubbed it in my face.
One isn't really sure if wrapping one's car around a stop sign and damaging it really needs to report oneself to the city, but one is sure that ______________________________.
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20 Nov 2021 06:28 PM
#818
Member
if one doesn't, someone else just might, even in Boise with that enormous meteor screaming down towards it.
The last time I went to a wedding, afterwards I kissed the bride, shook the groom's hand and then naturally ___________________
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21 Nov 2021 09:47 PM
#819
Oliphaunt
started to gobble down on that turkey neck, because that is a ridiculous sentence.
I was glad to see a good missing bartender today first time in a month or so because she had some great __________________.
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22 Nov 2021 03:29 PM
#820
Member
thoughts on 14th-century agriculture, about which we had barely scratched the surface before she jetted off to Singapore.
Sure, you can say that you want to buy that $8 million Rochefoucauld wristwatch, but really, let's be honest, ______________________
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22 Nov 2021 07:38 PM
#821
Oliphaunt
a Casio or a Citizen with a slide rule bezel and a chronograph is really all one needs.
Only problem with the Swiss is that they ____________________________.
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22 Nov 2021 07:55 PM
#822
Member
may say they don't recognize the Rochefoucauld movie reference, but you just know that, with a little Googling, they'd get it right away.
I have eighteen black staplers, eight red and three green ones, and I think if I get another one I'll probably __________________
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22 Nov 2021 09:16 PM
#823
Oliphaunt
recreate the Stations of the Cross, using plenty of metal fasteners AKA staples.
M. de La Rochefoucauld was a pretty sharp dude, but kids these days __________________________________________.
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23 Nov 2021 10:05 AM
#824
Member
are just gonna look at their phones anyway, and they can easily Google it if they ever need to know the times in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad.
I think the town of Gstaad either needs another vowel, or just has one out of place, but as my Great Aunt Edna always says, ______________________________
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24 Nov 2021 07:09 AM
#825
Oliphaunt
it's free to those who can afford it, but very expensive to those who cannot.
The best thing about chatting with a lovely woman and making plans to meet up in ten minutes for a quick bite to eat is when she __________________________________________.
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24 Nov 2021 12:48 PM
#826
Member
says, "And later, perhaps, depending on how our meal goes, we can go back to my place for a night of mind-blowing Scrabble."
The last time that happened to me, let me tell you, pal, I couldn't believe ______________________________
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24 Nov 2021 04:40 PM
#827
Oliphaunt
that this woman ditched me after a good hour of pleasant conversation while I went to the men's room to do some stuff.
The thing about a man's ego is that it's _______________________.
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26 Nov 2021 05:31 PM
#828
Member
always in danger of being bruised if not broken by the next pretty girl.
I've never met a woman named Wilfreda, pretty or otherwise, but if I did, I bet that _______________________
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28 Nov 2021 07:32 PM
#829
Oliphaunt
she probably would have had the right stuff: just a guess!
When a bartender invites you to a pretty swanky Italian restaurant, drives you there herself, and insists on paying for everything, for some inscrutable reason, the only thing is __________________________________.
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29 Nov 2021 04:13 PM
#830
Member
... I have to wonder, of course, as to whether there'll be enough grated Parmesan cheese on hand.
I watched the new Peter Jackson documentary The Beatles: Get Back over the weekend, and unlike most people, I was thinking ________________________
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29 Nov 2021 10:24 PM
#831
Oliphaunt
this movie is not nearly long enough!
Deciding to actively despise every aspect of another person can lead to positive _______________________________________.
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01 Dec 2021 11:37 PM
#832
Member
energy when you decide to finally just take the plunge and become a supervillain (especially if that other person is a superhero).
My favorite supervillain is probably The Underminer, although there's something to be said for ___________________
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03 Dec 2021 11:08 AM
#833
Oliphaunt
He Who Openly Mocks And Shames (not a very wieldy name, but that's why he's a supervillain, although not very well known).
The nice thing about meeting desirable, intelligent women is that there's always another ________________________________.
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03 Dec 2021 11:29 AM
#834
Member
beer or three in the fridge if things are going well.
The last time I was in Beirut, I met a really nice girl, but after talking for more than two hours in an oceanside cafe she ______________________________
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04 Dec 2021 05:43 PM
#835
Oliphaunt
revealed herself.....as an amateur astrology fanatic.
The greatest gift space cadets gave to we [ed. yes, but "give" is a copulative verb, AFAIK, and besides, it's idiomatic] mere earthlings was ____________________________________
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05 Dec 2021 01:36 PM
#836
Member
a better appreciation of humanity's relative lack of importance in the greater cosmos.
The last time I visited Proxima Centauri IV, I forgot to pack my _________________________
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06 Dec 2021 07:38 PM
#837
Oliphaunt
towel.
The odd thing about women is that they can and do change their ________________________________.
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06 Dec 2021 10:02 PM
#838
Member
minds, about fjords and babelfish and towels and leaders with two heads and even Vogon poetry, and yet remain hoopy froods.
Of course I recognize that reference; I wasn't born on Proxima Centauri IV yesterday, or even ___________________
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08 Dec 2021 08:16 AM
#839
Oliphaunt
that other place I can't recall.
The weird thing about astrology is that it _____________________.
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08 Dec 2021 05:15 PM
#840
Member
sometimes (only once in awhile, mind you), has nothing at all to do with who you are or what you'll do in life.
"On the other hand," Alan Greenspan once told me, "reading your horoscope before making high-stakes investing decisions can really ________________________________."
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09 Dec 2021 07:20 AM
#841
Oliphaunt
put you in the big league company of Nancy Davis."
When a bartender is being a superbitch to you and complains about the music you put on the jukebox, only thing to do is ___________________________________.
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09 Dec 2021 12:54 PM
#842
Member
feed in as many quarters as you have, punch in the same song over and over and over again, and leave.
A friend of mine actually did that once. No, really, he did! No fooling. Pretty funny, except for ____________________________________________
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10 Dec 2021 01:39 AM
#843
Oliphaunt
that the bartender was a super-mega-ulttra bitch and just shut thre whole thing down while being a super-mega-ultra bitch about it.
Nice thing about exhanging phone numbers with a non-bitch who is easy on the eyes is that ______________________________________
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11 Dec 2021 10:58 PM
#844
Member
you never know when she might ask you to pick the next song on the jukebox.
When you see the newest James Bond movie, No Time to Die, be sure to ________________
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14 Dec 2021 12:18 AM
#845
Oliphaunt
not see it, because one is tired.
When setting up a first date with a gal, be sure to __________________________
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14 Dec 2021 05:44 PM
#846
Member
confirm that she has no STDs, asking, of course, for written confirmation on a doctor's letterhead. Chicks dig that magical little bit of romance.
The last time I did that, it will not surprise you to learn, ______________________________________
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14 Dec 2021 08:47 PM
#847
Oliphaunt
that I got slapped in the face and a box of prophylactics thrown at my dick.
Having dates outdoors when it's cold as hell is sure to lead to _________________________________
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15 Dec 2021 11:51 PM
#848
Member
(if you're lucky) prolonged snuggling under blankets and occasional giggles, to which I have no objection at all.
The last time I was in Singapore, I met a man who tried to convince me not only that the Moon was made of green cheese, but that _________________________
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17 Dec 2021 01:54 AM
#849
Oliphaunt
paled in comparison to the time this former lady friend and a current interest spent who knows how many minutes chatting without my supervision.
Worse than a sewing circle it is, when a few ________________________________
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19 Dec 2021 05:57 PM
#850
Member
gibbons decide to tie you down and give you an involuntary manicure without anesthesia.
The last time that happened to me, I naturally called my Great Aunt Edna and shouted, "_________________________"
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