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17 Apr 2018 03:30 AM
#601
Oliphaunt
try to inspect some of the construction details.
Giving a woman a gift is really slang for ___________________________________
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17 Apr 2018 10:56 AM
#602
Member
something so utterly filthy and repulsive I cannot bring myself to write it.
If I didn't have such a delicate disposition, I would probably _________________________________
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17 Apr 2018 01:01 PM
#603
Oliphaunt
be an excellent prison matron for delinquent girls.
The best thing about Mamie van Doren is that she never ____________________________________
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17 Apr 2018 10:42 PM
#604
Member
asks to borrow my electric dog polisher.
The last time I had to polish the dog, I ________________
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18 Apr 2018 05:18 AM
#605
Oliphaunt
was excluded from school property.
Informing your neighbors is always ____________________
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18 Apr 2018 10:35 AM
#606
Member
appreciated when you intend to invite Mamie van Doren over for tea and crumpets.
Ol' Mamie really likes her tea and crumpets, man; once I saw her ________________________________
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18 Apr 2018 12:07 PM
#607
Oliphaunt
Ingest her comestibles and potables in a most incorrect manner.
Blackface is pretty cool, if you're __________________________________
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18 Apr 2018 11:06 PM
#608
Member
Al Jolson and long dead.
Cheetahs are the coolest big cats; I love that they _______________
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20 Apr 2018 06:35 PM
#609
Oliphaunt
are lured by the scent of Natasha's piscine odor.
The best thing about fish is ______________________________________.
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20 Apr 2018 10:49 PM
#610
Member
that very few of them want to eat me, but I want to eat most of them (properly cooked, of course).
The next time I go swimming, I will definitely ________________
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21 Apr 2018 04:32 AM
#611
Oliphaunt
be bringing a Mars bar, unwrapped, in a pocket of my trunks, for unspecified use.
There was this guy named Rod Johnson, he ______________________________________
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21 Apr 2018 10:58 PM
#612
Member
was no relation to Andrew or Lyndon, as far as I know.
Andrew Johnson was the first President to be impeached by the U.S. House of Representatives, but in the Senate trial which followed, ________________
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22 Apr 2018 06:40 AM
#613
Oliphaunt
an unknown Kentucky Colonel who also was honored to represent his state in the upper house pulled out his johnson and started philandering.
The good thing about woman politicians is that _____________________________________
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22 Apr 2018 09:24 PM
#614
Member
you can be pretty sure they won't take pictures of their cocks.
Anthony Weiner would probably have been Mayor of New York, but he _______________________
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23 Apr 2018 06:23 AM
#615
Oliphaunt
pulled a Spitzer.
It would be nice buying some panties in a vending machine, except ________________________________________________
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23 Apr 2018 01:27 PM
#616
Member
they never have my colors and they almost always ride up in back.
Wearing your girlfriend's underwear is something I would __________________________________________
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23 Apr 2018 05:51 PM
#617
Oliphaunt
consider an unusual, but understandable idea, to the extent I've thought of it.
Good thing about women with ponytails, is that __________________________________________.
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24 Apr 2018 01:23 PM
#618
Member
they don't have to annoyingly keep brushing their hair out of their eyes.
If I ever grew my hair long enough to have a ponytail, I'd _____________________________________
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24 Apr 2018 01:50 PM
#619
Oliphaunt
cut it off, because that's ridiculous.
The only thing better than a WareGirl is a _____________________.
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24 Apr 2018 02:08 PM
#620
Member
dictionary to look up what a WareGirl is in the first place.
The last time I had to check the dictionary, _____________________________
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24 Apr 2018 03:01 PM
#621
Oliphaunt
I was so ashamed I almost soiled myself.
The thing about getting words wrong is that _________________________________.
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25 Apr 2018 12:08 PM
#622
Member
people can always tell when you mizzenmast.
The books about Capt. Jack Aubrey and Dr. Stephen Maturin are really _______________________________
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25 Apr 2018 01:27 PM
#623
Oliphaunt
good for making movies from, more or less.
Spinsterish lady novelists can be ______________________________.
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26 Apr 2018 10:13 AM
#624
Member
a real handful in the sack, if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
The last time I slept with a spinsterish lady novelist, I'm afraid I ________________________________
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26 Apr 2018 01:14 PM
#625
Oliphaunt
compelled her to bring out her sewing case: the dainty scissors were abominable.
The next time you sidle up to a lady, you should do _________________________________.
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27 Apr 2018 11:58 AM
#626
Member
as Jizz does, and put her in awe of your macho suave studly handsomeness.
All the girls say my macho suave studly handsomeness is ______________________
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27 Apr 2018 01:31 PM
#627
Oliphaunt
"the only thing I can say, no offense, but WTH? I ordered some fresh Jizz!!!!"
She said "You screwed me, you bastard," so I replied ______________________________.
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27 Apr 2018 11:43 PM
#628
Member
, "Ma'am, I did, and I'm not, respectively."
Clever wordplay always ________________________
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28 Apr 2018 03:12 PM
#629
Oliphaunt
is a sign of moderate or profound damage to the brain.
Rhyming and words, is like some verbs, except when it's ________________________________.
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28 Apr 2018 10:08 PM
#630
Member
raining men and all of your umbrellas are in Blawnox.
Visiting Blawnox is not something I ordinarily ___________________
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29 Apr 2018 09:39 AM
#631
Oliphaunt
would recommend to Auslanders.
The last time I shouted "UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!" __________________________
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30 Apr 2018 12:22 AM
#632
Member
I was taking part in a weird Biblical reenactment for my Sunday school.
I keep seeing lepers around town, and let me tell you, _____________________
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30 Apr 2018 06:43 AM
#633
Oliphaunt
their hand does not cover their moustaches, and their hair is not unkempt.
Clean bunch, those ____________________________.
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01 May 2018 12:16 AM
#634
Member
expatriate Venezuelan lepers, and they wear their caftans with a certain flair that you can't help but admire.
Whenever I jet down to Caracas, I always make it a point to _____________________
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01 May 2018 04:20 AM
#635
Oliphaunt
play the maracas.
When I visit Brazil, I brush up ____________________________
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02 May 2018 10:45 PM
#636
Member
one side and down the other, but my fur is always mussed by the time I get off the plane.
I really ought to shave three times a day, but _______________
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05 May 2018 11:48 AM
#637
Oliphaunt
it would ruin my pool-hustling persona.
When I see both coin-op pool tables in use, including at least one person with a two-piece cue, I begin to ___________________________________________.
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10 May 2018 01:00 PM
#638
Member
hum the theme from Doctor Zhivago as loudly as I can. Don't ask me why.
Julie Christie in Doctor Zhivago was ______________________________________
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10 May 2018 01:38 PM
#639
Oliphaunt
a great actress in a really boring movie.
When I get praise from my supervisors, I suck ______________________________________
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11 May 2018 10:43 AM
#640
Member
on a lollipop suggestively, tilt my head to one side and ask in the squeakiest, highest-pitched voice I can manage, "Does this mean you want to have sex with me?"
I never touch lollipops anymore; they're just too __________________________________
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12 May 2018 05:37 PM
#641
Oliphaunt
hard.
I gave my supervisor a lollipop once, but somehow I don't think _____________________________________
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12 May 2018 09:37 PM
#642
Member
she understood that I was making a sweet, sweet pass at her.
Having an affair with a supervisor is, I'm told, __________________________
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13 May 2018 07:49 AM
#643
Oliphaunt
is a zesty enterprise, if you hate your supervisor and openly desire their torture and death.
There a few good reasons for murder, but ____________________
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13 May 2018 10:18 PM
#644
Member
talking or texting on a cellphone during a movie sometimes seem like justifications.
TNP knows a judge personally.
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15 May 2018 05:01 AM
#645
Oliphaunt
so I took him out golfing and said, "Your honor, your honor."
The worst thing about being fatigued emotionally by people is ___________________________________
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15 May 2018 10:27 AM
#646
Member
when you forget the thread topic again and think it's "The Next Poster." I hate it when that happens.
The problem with Debussy's music is that he _____________________________________________
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15 May 2018 11:13 AM
#647
Oliphaunt
was too awesome for mere humans to comprehend.
A better name for a male child than "Achille" is ___________________________.
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17 May 2018 02:03 PM
#648
Member
William. Everyone knows that.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to name my next three daughters _____________________, __________________________ and _________________________________.
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17 May 2018 02:26 PM
#649
Oliphaunt
Clothilde, Agnès, [...], Anne-Marie -- because it's the right thing to do.
The worst thing about knowing a Youtube celebrity IRL is _______________________________.
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18 May 2018 11:58 AM
#650
Member
how they constantly demand oral sex as if they're entitled to it, for chrissakes.
Clothilde, Agnes and Anne-Marie Bin will, when fully grown, probably _____________________________________
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