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15 Dec 2017 05:14 PM
#551
Oliphaunt
Planted it in the neighbor's backyard already.
I suspect when the Western Hemlock matures in about a hundred years, the ____________________.
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16 Dec 2017 10:01 PM
#552
Member
roots will mess up my septic system.
(D'oh! I was thinking this was the TNP game. Sorry).
You've got to pay attention as to which thread you're posting in, or you just might __________
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16 Dec 2017 10:23 PM
#553
Oliphaunt
auger it in and buy the farm.
(Funny, I didn't even notice the "TNP" -- maybe I'm just getting too old!)
Don't smoke marijuana cigarettes in bed with your woman, because ___________________________.
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17 Dec 2017 11:42 PM
#554
Member
she just might be a DEA agent.
The last time I met a DEA agent, she immediately ________________________
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18 Dec 2017 12:41 AM
#555
Oliphaunt
mistook me for George Clooney and started gobbling my knob.
Unfortunately, that particular DEA agent happened to be ____________________.
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19 Dec 2017 02:22 PM
#556
Member
almost 70, badly unskilled at fellatio, ugly as sin and the carrier of too many diseases to count.
The DEA really ought to do a better job _________________________________
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05 Feb 2018 04:08 PM
#557
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
forcing drugs into people.
A nectarine in the fridge is __________________________________________________ ___________
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05 Feb 2018 10:20 PM
#558
Oliphaunt
like a pickle in the peach.
Fermenting fruits never ______________________________________________.
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06 Feb 2018 01:06 AM
#559
Member
got into Harvard, let alone graduated.
When I applied to Harvard, they wrote back right away and said _____________________
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06 Feb 2018 10:39 PM
#560
Oliphaunt
"Your application has been forwarded to the Selective Service."
The best thing about a headless horseman is ________________________________.
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06 Feb 2018 11:35 PM
#561
Member
he eats and drinks very little.
(LOL re: Harvard and the draft)
If I were a vengeful decapitated undead Hessian soldier, I'd probably _________________________
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09 Feb 2018 09:12 PM
#562
Oliphaunt
give it the Voight-Kampff test, just to be sure.
A little boy shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar, and I _______________________________
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09 Feb 2018 11:37 PM
#563
Member
wonder if you really ought to be working here at Tyrell Corp. after all.
The lady was nude but for an artificial snake draped over her, so of course I _________________
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20 Mar 2018 08:21 PM
#564
Oliphaunt
intromitted like a motherfuck into that raven-haired cotton-picker until there wasn't nothing left.
Yeah, it was not good to hear about, but at least ___________________________.
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21 Mar 2018 01:04 PM
#565
Member
I didn't have to work at Tyrell Corp. anymore. That place sucked.
If I could pick my next boss, he or she would be __________________________
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21 Mar 2018 06:47 PM
#566
Oliphaunt
a real cool customer who never heard the words "work to rule" in a foul sense.
Tyrell's a real cool customer, but those eyeglasses, just ______________________________________________.
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22 Mar 2018 01:57 PM
#567
Member
those eyeglasses alone, told you he had no fashion sense at all.
The fact that the same actor appeared in both Blade Runner and The Shining is __________________________
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22 Mar 2018 03:42 PM
#568
Oliphaunt
so shocking I have to think about it, and come up shooting blanks.
The best thing about hand-loading handgun cartridges is __________________________________.
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23 Mar 2018 12:17 PM
#569
Member
that the damn gummint can't bother with you with taxes and regulations and suchlike.
I give you Joe Turkel:
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1982_...Turkel_001.jpg
http://www.movpins.com/big/MV5BMTM0N...ge-picture.jpg
Holy crap, he's 90!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Turkel
If I could meet Joe Turkel tomorrow, I'd probably ______________________________
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23 Mar 2018 08:55 PM
#570
Oliphaunt
say, "I always liked ya. You were always the best of 'em. Best god-damn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine - or Portland, Oregon for that matter.
If I met Stephen King in his prime, I'd definitely _______________________________.
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24 Mar 2018 03:28 PM
#571
Member
ask him to give me a million dollars since I need it more than him.
Asking famous people for money is __________________
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24 Mar 2018 05:55 PM
#572
Oliphaunt
Like pissing into the wind -- you might get it back in your face.
Knowing famous people for the sake of their being celebutards isn't __________________________________________________
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25 Mar 2018 01:26 PM
#573
Member
going to earn you a Nobel Peace Prize anytime soon.
If I walk right out my door this very minute, I'm sure to _____________________
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25 Mar 2018 01:59 PM
#574
Oliphaunt
be extremely unhappy.
TNP likes to spend the first day off work at their job __________________________________________.
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25 Mar 2018 10:25 PM
#575
Member
thinking about how this isn't the TNP thread, but then again, what the hell?
Easter is coming soon, and that means ________________________
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26 Mar 2018 09:26 AM
#576
Oliphaunt
hipsters are going to do some hilarious antics for April 1.
The only good hipster is a ____________________.
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26 Mar 2018 03:01 PM
#577
Member
hipster who gives me a million dollars and then goes away.
Not too many hipsters have _______________________________
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27 Mar 2018 04:59 AM
#578
Oliphaunt
a non-defective view of the value of tradition to acculturation of the marginalized.
The notion of the civilizing colonialist is ______________________.
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27 Mar 2018 01:47 PM
#579
Member
abhorrent to many people in the Third World today, which should surprise nobody, really.
If I have to go out in the rain again today, I'm gonna _________________________
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27 Mar 2018 02:48 PM
#580
Oliphaunt
wear a boot that is resistant to the peasants who choose to revolt.
If Spring is Joyce's season, then __________________________.
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28 Mar 2018 12:13 PM
#581
Member
Summer must be Rick and Morty's.
I really should watch that show, so I can _____________________________
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28 Mar 2018 12:29 PM
#582
Oliphaunt
feel a strange mix of horror and revulsion, laughter at witty verbal humor, and indifference to crude cultural commentary.
But of the three emotions I____________________________________
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28 Mar 2018 11:09 PM
#583
Member
value most - love, fear and yearning for my Great Aunt Tillie's soyburgers - I love love best.
Great Aunt Tillie really ought to have ________________
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31 Mar 2018 08:46 PM
#584
Oliphaunt
not been so hateful.
What turned Great Aunt Tillie to the dark side was __________________________________
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01 Apr 2018 01:05 PM
#585
Member
the irresistible lure of roller-boogie disco.
The last time I was on roller skates, I __________________
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04 Apr 2018 08:07 PM
#586
Oliphaunt
really believed I could catch her, but I was wrong.
Nice eye-contact from a petite brunette at work is ______________________________________.
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05 Apr 2018 10:09 AM
#587
Member
the kind of thing that can make me smile even hours later.
Of all the petite brunettes I know, ______________________
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05 Apr 2018 01:34 PM
#588
Oliphaunt
I like one the best.
There was a cold vibe in the air today between _______________________.
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05 Apr 2018 11:35 PM
#589
Member
the Sun burning out and the approaching glacier.
The next time I see a glacier coming down the street, you can bet I'm gonna ___________________
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06 Apr 2018 02:57 AM
#590
Oliphaunt
run toward it and do a quick ice sculpture of Dennis Quaid, then immediately smash it, for reasons unknown.
Cynthia Nixon is not the right _____________________________
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06 Apr 2018 12:56 PM
#591
Member
celebrity candidate for Governor of New York this year; that would be RuPaul.
The last time I bumped into RuPaul down at the feed store, ______________________________
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06 Apr 2018 01:49 PM
#592
Oliphaunt
I said, "Hey girlfriend!"
The last time I addressed someone as "Mister Man," _____________________________________________.
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06 Apr 2018 09:42 PM
#593
Member
Kathy Bates broke my legs and wouldn't you know it, even won a damn Oscar for it!
When I win my second Oscar, you can bet I'll ________________
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07 Apr 2018 01:52 AM
#594
Oliphaunt
thank George C. Scott and attempt to violate a social more on stage.
The staging areas are complicated and _______________________________.
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07 Apr 2018 09:37 PM
#595
Member
Gunnery Sergeant Dietz, the bastard, keeps telling me not to take any pictures before the invasion gets underway.
If they'd asked me to help plan the invasion, I would ___________________
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15 Apr 2018 04:13 AM
#596
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
oblige. Unless I didn't want to.
For every person I meet, __________________________________________________ ________________
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15 Apr 2018 09:44 AM
#597
Oliphaunt
I think....hmmm....that one could either be or not be OK for sex purposes.
A Trojan Man is always _____________________.
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16 Apr 2018 11:12 AM
#598
Member
ready to fight off Greek invaders, and figured out that whole gift-horse thing a long time ago.
The last hoplite who knocked on my door ________________________________
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16 Apr 2018 11:46 AM
#599
Oliphaunt
ended up being a Greek woman with her tits taped down.
Best thing about the Greeks is, you know, __________________________
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17 Apr 2018 12:03 AM
#600
Member
that they hardly ever try to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.
The next time I visit the Brooklyn Bridge, I've gotta _____________________
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