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    any decent person tells them to fuck off, or makes a threatening, but legal, gesture.

    The reason people are angry is ___________________-

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    a lack of appreciation for just how good they have it, compared to those living in any Third World hellhole.

    A healthy sense of perspective is _______________

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    difficult to maintain, but important to strive for.

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    that people are angry, so that I can tell them to fuck off.

    Raining isn't like pissing, it's _______________________

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    actually drinkable, unless you live somewhere with bad air pollution.

    I think all stinky factories should be _______________

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    built beside places of government.

    If Trump becomes President, _______________

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    I would be both very surprised and very uneasy.

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    we'll still have Jeb Bush and other dipsticks to worry about.

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    America is fucked.

    Asking a cop to _____________________

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    recommend a good donut shop is probably a bad idea.

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    drop it on the pavement in front of a cop, then pick it up, because littering is no laughing matter.

    I saw a lady, thirty-something was her age, driving a big fat __________________

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    gas-guzzler and laughing maniacally as she smeared lipstick all over her face; of course I stayed well out of her way.

    My favorite color of lipstick is ___________

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    gibbon-ass red, like a cherry.

    People who desire to go to Cuba ________________________

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    usually like warm weather, sandy beaches and cheap lodging more than Castro and communism.

    It would be best if Fidel Castro just ___________

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    spoke for twenty hours straight on modern mechanized farming equipment, using a Stephen Hawking voice robot.

    Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't _______________________

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    brought to trial for the murders of President John F. Kennedy and Dallas Police Officer J.D. Tippit, which is a shame, as it might have quashed a lot of dopey conspiracy theories since.

    Next time I'm in Dallas, I'll definitely _________

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    wear a giant novelty hat and a belt buckle that shines good.

    First thing to do at the Alamo is _______________________

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    declare loudly, "That Santa Anna had a good idea; he just stopped too damn soon!"

    Angry Texans will probably _____________

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    grab a bull's horn and get some nachos for the border.

    The nice thing about the Western territories is that during the Civil War _________________________

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    they largely occupied themselves with bison-grooming and amateur musicals.

    Wyoming bison-grooming is generally ______________

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    appreciated by bison: this lady I was shacked up with definitely liked being groomed.

    The nicest thing about Xmas is that it's __________________

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    actually about three months long these days.

    I swear, if the Christmas songs start on the radio any sooner next year, I'll _______________

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    stop listening to the radio and wear earplugs/earbuds+good jams everywhere appropriate.

    Everytime I get an actual coupon for free or deep-discount desirable stuff in the mail, it's __________________________________

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    for a mall in Nairobi and expired a week ago.

    The last time I was in Nairobi, of course I _________________

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    traded a white elephant for a satchel of grass.

    It turns out that elephants, while easy to ___________________________

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    see on the plains of Africa, are quite adept at hiding on the tundra.

    My favorite thing about the tundra is _________

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    I won't have to replace my lawnmower for decades.

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    that I never went on to master multivariate shrew-taming.

    The best thing about drinking a cup of coffee is _______________________________.

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    my 64 ounce coffee mug.

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    Long John Silver's commemorative birthday basket.

    Mr. Dingle, the Strong, lifted twelve or _____________

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    thirteen antiperspirant sticks from the store shelf without getting caught.

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    would've said right away, "Wow, almost two years later, this thread has come back to life!"

    Another thread that deserves resurrection is ______________________________

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    the one about that thing those people were talking about...you know-the thing.


    She never thought in a million years that it could possibly fit, as she_____________
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    had worn the chastity belt so long her labia were fused together.

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    fence-sitting.


    Maybe taking the red pill and the blue pill together was a bad idea, Neo thought, as____________

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    he remembered that drinking a bunch of Robitussin was next on his list, not taking more pills.

    To acquire a strong taste one must ________________.

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    never bathe.

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    Trump Second Inaugural tickets.

    The next Presidential tweet will probably be about _______________

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    mail-order brides, Christmas magic, and loose stool.

    "Jingle Bells" played on the speakers as Dirk got ready to put his fist _______________________

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    through the surprised face of the Christmas-party DJ.

    The last time our office had a holiday party, I must admit I ________________________________

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    said to my boss that Elon Bezos deserves to be raped by Louis CK while sucking on Kevin Spacey's root.

    The next day I drove _____________________.

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    very dutifully to corporate HQ, as ordered, to submit my letter of immediate resignation and waiver of all pension benefits.

    In my next job, if I ever get hired again, I hope to ___________________

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    surreptitiously compile.

    "Wait, which Sugar Ray is the _______________________________"

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    boxer, which is the rapper, and which is the alien who has been secretly studying human society for decades in order to pave the way for an invasion?

    When the aliens finally invade, ___________________

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    they will choose human representatives from the childless elite.

    Milking and feeding machines are always dressed _____________________________.

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    very oddly aboard all the alien starships I've visited.

    Speaking of aliens, my Great Aunt Edna is firmly convinced that _______________________

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    ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS ZOMG!!! built, like, pretty much the world and stuff.

    Drinking sixteen beers in a sitting is not that great, because ________________________.

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    then you really, really have to pee but can barely stand up.

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    the one that burns with the fire of a thousand suns.

    Feeling the warm fuzzies is ___________________

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    particularly nice this time of year.

    TNP has a Christmas tree already.

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