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    became unhinged upon receiving my induction haircut.

    When I participated in my first "blanket party," I dropped ___________________________

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    a line to my mom the next day saying that everything was just great at boot camp... but deep down I hated myself.

    My dog is convinced that he ______________________

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    tells me secret commands in the form of various klaxons.

    The only thing better than drinking 0.0% ABV "hop water" at a bar is ________________________________.

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    enjoying a glass of just about kind of halfway-decent hard liquor.

    As I'm listening to the klaxons for my dog's latest secret commands, naturally I'm wondering ______________

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    how long until the dog starts pulling its pud in perfect time.

    You know, a Werewolf of London may have had perfect hair, but it never did quite __________________________________

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    reach the top of the pop charts on either side of the pond.

    I'd meant to mow the lawn today, but then I hurt my finger and then it rained, so _______________

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    since it offended me, I cut it off.

    The best thing to do when one loses the top button of a wool blazer is to ______________________________

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    wail loudly, whip yourself in mortification and, of course, promptly offer up a human sacrifice to the Wool Blazer God.

    I've been looking around here for a Church of the Itchy Yet Magnificent Wool Blazer God for months, but my Great Aunt Edna just told me, "_____________________"

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    Be a man! Create your own Church of Menswear! Rub vanilla behind your ears and you'll smell like cookies all day!

    The worst part, as my beloved Pater omnipotentem said, of commuting as a passenger in someone else's car, is not minding that _____________________________.

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    the driver clips her toenails while traveling through construction zones at over 90 mph.

    Boston drivers are notoriously aggressive and inconsiderate; I would even call them ________________________________

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    Redsox fans.

    Those higher pursuits in life claimed by Deputy Marshall Sam McCloud include _____________________________________

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    competitive Parcheesi, water skiing, Tibetan sex rituals and correctly spelling "Marshal" with only one L.

    Those who insist on correct spelling on the Internet really should be ___________

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    awarded a grand prize for also remembering how to spell "sheriff."

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    Seventies men's fashion, popularizing cowboy hats as stylish urban headwear and all.

    The next time I wear a cowboy hat, lemme tell ya, pilgrim, I'll be _______________

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    saying "There ya go!"

    When the Chief starts getting a burr under his saddle, well, I'll be dipped if I don't just go _______________________________

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    see if Miss Nelly down at the saloon don't want a roll in the hay - just to pass the time, mind ya, until the Chief's in a mite better mood.

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