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    Planted it in the neighbor's backyard already.

    I suspect when the Western Hemlock matures in about a hundred years, the ____________________.

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    roots will mess up my septic system.

    (D'oh! I was thinking this was the TNP game. Sorry).

    You've got to pay attention as to which thread you're posting in, or you just might __________

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    auger it in and buy the farm.

    (Funny, I didn't even notice the "TNP" -- maybe I'm just getting too old!)

    Don't smoke marijuana cigarettes in bed with your woman, because ___________________________.

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    she just might be a DEA agent.

    The last time I met a DEA agent, she immediately ________________________

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    mistook me for George Clooney and started gobbling my knob.

    Unfortunately, that particular DEA agent happened to be ____________________.

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    almost 70, badly unskilled at fellatio, ugly as sin and the carrier of too many diseases to count.

    The DEA really ought to do a better job _________________________________

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    forcing drugs into people.

    A nectarine in the fridge is __________________________________________________ ___________

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    like a pickle in the peach.

    Fermenting fruits never ______________________________________________.

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    got into Harvard, let alone graduated.

    When I applied to Harvard, they wrote back right away and said _____________________

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    "Your application has been forwarded to the Selective Service."

    The best thing about a headless horseman is ________________________________.

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    he eats and drinks very little.

    (LOL re: Harvard and the draft)

    If I were a vengeful decapitated undead Hessian soldier, I'd probably _________________________

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    give it the Voight-Kampff test, just to be sure.

    A little boy shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar, and I _______________________________

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    wonder if you really ought to be working here at Tyrell Corp. after all.

    The lady was nude but for an artificial snake draped over her, so of course I _________________

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    intromitted like a motherfuck into that raven-haired cotton-picker until there wasn't nothing left.

    Yeah, it was not good to hear about, but at least ___________________________.

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    I didn't have to work at Tyrell Corp. anymore. That place sucked.

    If I could pick my next boss, he or she would be __________________________

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    a real cool customer who never heard the words "work to rule" in a foul sense.

    Tyrell's a real cool customer, but those eyeglasses, just ______________________________________________.

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    those eyeglasses alone, told you he had no fashion sense at all.

    The fact that the same actor appeared in both Blade Runner and The Shining is __________________________

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    so shocking I have to think about it, and come up shooting blanks.

    The best thing about hand-loading handgun cartridges is __________________________________.

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    that the damn gummint can't bother with you with taxes and regulations and suchlike.

    I give you Joe Turkel:

    http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1982_...Turkel_001.jpg
    http://www.movpins.com/big/MV5BMTM0N...ge-picture.jpg
    Holy crap, he's 90!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Turkel

    If I could meet Joe Turkel tomorrow, I'd probably ______________________________

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    say, "I always liked ya. You were always the best of 'em. Best god-damn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine - or Portland, Oregon for that matter.

    If I met Stephen King in his prime, I'd definitely _______________________________.
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    ask him to give me a million dollars since I need it more than him.

    Asking famous people for money is __________________

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    Like pissing into the wind -- you might get it back in your face.

    Knowing famous people for the sake of their being celebutards isn't __________________________________________________

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    going to earn you a Nobel Peace Prize anytime soon.

    If I walk right out my door this very minute, I'm sure to _____________________

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    be extremely unhappy.

    TNP likes to spend the first day off work at their job __________________________________________.

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    thinking about how this isn't the TNP thread, but then again, what the hell?

    Easter is coming soon, and that means ________________________

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    hipsters are going to do some hilarious antics for April 1.

    The only good hipster is a ____________________.

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    hipster who gives me a million dollars and then goes away.

    Not too many hipsters have _______________________________

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    a non-defective view of the value of tradition to acculturation of the marginalized.

    The notion of the civilizing colonialist is ______________________.

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    abhorrent to many people in the Third World today, which should surprise nobody, really.

    If I have to go out in the rain again today, I'm gonna _________________________

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    wear a boot that is resistant to the peasants who choose to revolt.

    If Spring is Joyce's season, then __________________________.

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    Summer must be Rick and Morty's.

    I really should watch that show, so I can _____________________________

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    feel a strange mix of horror and revulsion, laughter at witty verbal humor, and indifference to crude cultural commentary.

    But of the three emotions I____________________________________

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    value most - love, fear and yearning for my Great Aunt Tillie's soyburgers - I love love best.

    Great Aunt Tillie really ought to have ________________

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    not been so hateful.

    What turned Great Aunt Tillie to the dark side was __________________________________

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    the irresistible lure of roller-boogie disco.

    The last time I was on roller skates, I __________________

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    really believed I could catch her, but I was wrong.

    Nice eye-contact from a petite brunette at work is ______________________________________.

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    the kind of thing that can make me smile even hours later.

    Of all the petite brunettes I know, ______________________

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    I like one the best.

    There was a cold vibe in the air today between _______________________.

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    the Sun burning out and the approaching glacier.

    The next time I see a glacier coming down the street, you can bet I'm gonna ___________________

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    run toward it and do a quick ice sculpture of Dennis Quaid, then immediately smash it, for reasons unknown.

    Cynthia Nixon is not the right _____________________________

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    celebrity candidate for Governor of New York this year; that would be RuPaul.

    The last time I bumped into RuPaul down at the feed store, ______________________________

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    I said, "Hey girlfriend!"

    The last time I addressed someone as "Mister Man," _____________________________________________.

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    Kathy Bates broke my legs and wouldn't you know it, even won a damn Oscar for it!

    When I win my second Oscar, you can bet I'll ________________

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    thank George C. Scott and attempt to violate a social more on stage.

    The staging areas are complicated and _______________________________.

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    Gunnery Sergeant Dietz, the bastard, keeps telling me not to take any pictures before the invasion gets underway.

    If they'd asked me to help plan the invasion, I would ___________________

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    oblige. Unless I didn't want to.

    For every person I meet, __________________________________________________ ________________

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    I think....hmmm....that one could either be or not be OK for sex purposes.

    A Trojan Man is always _____________________.

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    ready to fight off Greek invaders, and figured out that whole gift-horse thing a long time ago.

    The last hoplite who knocked on my door ________________________________

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    ended up being a Greek woman with her tits taped down.

    Best thing about the Greeks is, you know, __________________________

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    that they hardly ever try to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.

    The next time I visit the Brooklyn Bridge, I've gotta _____________________

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