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    try to inspect some of the construction details.

    Giving a woman a gift is really slang for ___________________________________

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    something so utterly filthy and repulsive I cannot bring myself to write it.

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    be an excellent prison matron for delinquent girls.

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    asks to borrow my electric dog polisher.

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    was excluded from school property.

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    appreciated when you intend to invite Mamie van Doren over for tea and crumpets.

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    Ingest her comestibles and potables in a most incorrect manner.

    Blackface is pretty cool, if you're __________________________________

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    Al Jolson and long dead.

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    are lured by the scent of Natasha's piscine odor.

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    that very few of them want to eat me, but I want to eat most of them (properly cooked, of course).

    The next time I go swimming, I will definitely ________________

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    be bringing a Mars bar, unwrapped, in a pocket of my trunks, for unspecified use.

    There was this guy named Rod Johnson, he ______________________________________

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    was no relation to Andrew or Lyndon, as far as I know.

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    an unknown Kentucky Colonel who also was honored to represent his state in the upper house pulled out his johnson and started philandering.

    The good thing about woman politicians is that _____________________________________

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    you can be pretty sure they won't take pictures of their cocks.

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    pulled a Spitzer.

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    they never have my colors and they almost always ride up in back.

    Wearing your girlfriend's underwear is something I would __________________________________________

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    consider an unusual, but understandable idea, to the extent I've thought of it.

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    they don't have to annoyingly keep brushing their hair out of their eyes.

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    cut it off, because that's ridiculous.

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    dictionary to look up what a WareGirl is in the first place.

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    I was so ashamed I almost soiled myself.

    The thing about getting words wrong is that _________________________________.

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    people can always tell when you mizzenmast.

    The books about Capt. Jack Aubrey and Dr. Stephen Maturin are really _______________________________

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    good for making movies from, more or less.

    Spinsterish lady novelists can be ______________________________.

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    a real handful in the sack, if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.

    The last time I slept with a spinsterish lady novelist, I'm afraid I ________________________________

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    compelled her to bring out her sewing case: the dainty scissors were abominable.

    The next time you sidle up to a lady, you should do _________________________________.

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    as Jizz does, and put her in awe of your macho suave studly handsomeness.

    All the girls say my macho suave studly handsomeness is ______________________

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    "the only thing I can say, no offense, but WTH? I ordered some fresh Jizz!!!!"

    She said "You screwed me, you bastard," so I replied ______________________________.

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    , "Ma'am, I did, and I'm not, respectively."

    Clever wordplay always ________________________

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    is a sign of moderate or profound damage to the brain.

    Rhyming and words, is like some verbs, except when it's ________________________________.

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    raining men and all of your umbrellas are in Blawnox.

    Visiting Blawnox is not something I ordinarily ___________________

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    would recommend to Auslanders.

    The last time I shouted "UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!" __________________________

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    I was taking part in a weird Biblical reenactment for my Sunday school.

    I keep seeing lepers around town, and let me tell you, _____________________

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    their hand does not cover their moustaches, and their hair is not unkempt.

    Clean bunch, those ____________________________.

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    expatriate Venezuelan lepers, and they wear their caftans with a certain flair that you can't help but admire.

    Whenever I jet down to Caracas, I always make it a point to _____________________

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    play the maracas.

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    one side and down the other, but my fur is always mussed by the time I get off the plane.

    I really ought to shave three times a day, but _______________

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    it would ruin my pool-hustling persona.

    When I see both coin-op pool tables in use, including at least one person with a two-piece cue, I begin to ___________________________________________.

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    hum the theme from Doctor Zhivago as loudly as I can. Don't ask me why.

    Julie Christie in Doctor Zhivago was ______________________________________

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    a great actress in a really boring movie.

    When I get praise from my supervisors, I suck ______________________________________

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    on a lollipop suggestively, tilt my head to one side and ask in the squeakiest, highest-pitched voice I can manage, "Does this mean you want to have sex with me?"

    I never touch lollipops anymore; they're just too __________________________________

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    hard.

    I gave my supervisor a lollipop once, but somehow I don't think _____________________________________

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    she understood that I was making a sweet, sweet pass at her.

    Having an affair with a supervisor is, I'm told, __________________________

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    is a zesty enterprise, if you hate your supervisor and openly desire their torture and death.

    There a few good reasons for murder, but ____________________

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    talking or texting on a cellphone during a movie sometimes seem like justifications.

    TNP knows a judge personally.

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    so I took him out golfing and said, "Your honor, your honor."

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    when you forget the thread topic again and think it's "The Next Poster." I hate it when that happens.

    The problem with Debussy's music is that he _____________________________________________

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    was too awesome for mere humans to comprehend.

    A better name for a male child than "Achille" is ___________________________.

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    William. Everyone knows that.

    I'm pretty sure I'm going to name my next three daughters _____________________, __________________________ and _________________________________.

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    Clothilde, Agnès, [...], Anne-Marie -- because it's the right thing to do.

    The worst thing about knowing a Youtube celebrity IRL is _______________________________.

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    how they constantly demand oral sex as if they're entitled to it, for chrissakes.

    Clothilde, Agnes and Anne-Marie Bin will, when fully grown, probably _____________________________________

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