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    single-handedly turn a convent of discalced Carmelites into a whorehouse.

    When I see them again, I swear ________________________________________________/

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    I'll think of some better future for them than that.

    Visiting Paris in springtime always seems to _______________________

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    make me sing like a fruit, "I love Paris in the springtime!"

    When the Germans marched into Paris _______________________________

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    they immediately began ogling the pretty French girls.

    Pretty French girls always make me wanna ___________________________

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    make sure they've been taught how to wash, in the French fashion.

    Anglo-American punk-rock girls sometimes have ____________________________________________.

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    piercings in places you just wouldn't believe.

    My gilt-edged invitation to Harry and Meghan's wedding must've __________________________

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    been accidentally fed to my pet dog, who turned it into something worthwhile.

    TNP heard about that movie Black Panther IRL from somebody and thought _________________________________________________.

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    , "I gotta see that!" So I did, and it was a lot of fun.

    The next movie I wanna see this summer is _____________________________

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    the Zapruder footage, digitally "enhanced," on the basis of a restored print.

    Thing about people always wanting to give you a "high five" is that ________________________________.

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    they always make me think of Seinfeld: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsGdBup-Leg

    I can always count on Puddy to __________________________________

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    talk in a funny cartoon voice.

    Inspecting a woman's mouth on a first date for visible signs of a cold sore is _________________________________.

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    always greatly appreciated by her, I've found. Funny how they never want a second date, though....

    My favorite celebrity mouth would have to be _________________

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    Nick Nolte's, because it's filled with raccoon meat burritos and enough raw ether to intoxicate a Victorian drawing room.

    One can learn a lot from Nick Nolte, like _____________________________.

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    all the best places to buy raccoon-meat burritos and raw ether.

    I wish it would stop raining so that I could ______________________

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    remember what it's like to be turned on my back in the sun, unable to turn myself over.

    Nolte doesn't buy raccoon meat, or turtle meat, or any other kind of ____________________________.

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    meat that he can't beat with his feet, all reet!

    I think I'll stay away from Singapore until well after the US-NK summit meeting, because _____________________

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    Singapore too beaucoup.

    Me and some guys gave a sock party to some guy, only it wasn't ________________________________________.

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    our fault, really, that he died the next day of internal injuries.

    Whenever I watch Full Metal Jacket I think, ______________________________

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    what ever happened to those socks and all that lubricating soap?

    Socks and soap would be a good name for _____________________________.

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    a store that sold hand tools and parachutes. Just to mess with customers' heads, you know?

    If I owned a store, it would definitely ___________________________________

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    feature novelty foam hands for pointing out girls one desires to comrades, in a subtle fashion.

    Pointing repeatedly at a girl to a female comrade, as she enters the toilet, behind her back, is probably ________________________________________.

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    not going to win you the Nobel Prize in Enlightened Gender Relations.

    If I ever actually won the Nobel Prize in Enlightened Gender Relations, I'd _________________________________

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    paint some lewd drawings of woman genitals on it in lipstick and hang it on the wall.

    The next time I find a table with a missing cue ball, I'm going to ___________________________________.

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    take a nap on the pool table, because it just wouldn't be worth playing a game otherwise.

    Big, burly dudes in biker bars who find you asleep on the pool table typically _______________________________

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    are shit-faced or have severe injuries and are extremely ornery when awoken.

    The next time you play pool against some random person in a bar, you should ___________________________.

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    bet them everything you own and assure them that they can kill you without consequence if you lose and then don't pay up within a week.

    I don't usually bet anything when I play pool, because __________________

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    I suck only slightly less than most of the vermin who play pool in bars.

    Three-cushion billiards is the most-good of the games, but, ________________________________.

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    playing with Big Brother is double-plus ungood.

    The last time I read George Orwell's 1984, I ___________________________________

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    made my own rat mask and wore it for Halloween.

    Chasing skirts is a perfectly ____________________________.

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    understandable activity for a hormone-addled young man.

    When I was a hormone-addled young man, I would often __________________

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