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    Oliphaunt Rube E. Tewesday's avatar
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    Default Life Lessons from Elton John songs

    Every once in a while, I find myself thinking,

    "Shoulda stayed on the farm, shoulda listened to my old man."

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    "it's the circle of life"

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    Marilyn Monroe = Princess Diana, pretty much.

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    "but then again, no"

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    Rush Limbaugh's money's as green as anyone else's.

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    I think it's going to be a long, long time.

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    I can bitch, I can bitch 'cause I'm better than you.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Someone shaved my wife tonight.

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    Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

    (Is anyone else having trouble picturing ol'Reggie Dwight on a farm?)

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