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    The people who work at Payless Shoes are pretty much exactly the kind of people you would imagine would work at a place called "Payless Shoes".

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    Goat cheese tastes kind of like how goats smell. I wonder if I sniffed cows for a while I'd be able to pick up the cow smell in their milk and cheese.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    People who compare prisons to five-star hotels have never seen the inside of either a prison or a five star hotel.

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    Ivy is a bastard, long after the last trace of humanity is gone from this accursed planet, ivy will still be a bastard.

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    Skunks serve no useful purpose on Earth, and (other than pets) could all be simultaneously teleported into the interior of the Sun without any negative impact on the ecosphere.

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    In fact poison ivy is one of the plants thrive on the higher CO2 content of the atmosphere. Lucky us.

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    Quote Originally posted by Elendil's Heir View post
    Skunks serve no useful purpose on Earth, and (other than pets) could all be simultaneously teleported into the interior of the Sun without any negative impact on the ecosphere.
    I doubt that is true.

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    In fact poison ivy is one of the plants thrive on the higher CO2 content of the atmosphere. Lucky us.
    We don't get the poison variety that I know of, thank the blessed jaysus.

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    No modern politician should be able to say something like this without there being repercussions:

    Abortion, as murder, therefore sin, which is the religious argument, is no more sinful, from a scriptural point of view, than all other sins we don’t legislate against, like greed, hate and fornication, the latter, being fornication, I would say, is probably the single most likely cause of unwanted pregnancies in this country.

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    Quote Originally posted by The Original An Gadaí View post
    No modern politician should be able to say something like this without there being repercussions:

    Abortion, as murder, therefore sin, which is the religious argument, is no more sinful, from a scriptural point of view, than all other sins we don’t legislate against, like greed, hate and fornication, the latter, being fornication, I would say, is probably the single most likely cause of unwanted pregnancies in this country.
    Who said that?

    And What Exit?, I stand by my anti-skunk position. Hate 'em.

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    Quote Originally posted by The Original An Gadaí View post
    All right, that's it, she's lost MY vote!

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    Driving was the single most likely cause of auto accidents in all of Ireland.

    Drinking was the single most likely cause of alcoholism in all of Ireland.

    Eating was the single most likely cause of choking in all of Ireland.

    Living was the single most likely cause of dying in all of Ireland.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Just met S. Epatha Merkerson, longtime star of Law & Order. She's in town promoting a new movie she produced. I saw her on the sidewalk, talking to someone, and waited until they were done talking. I introduced myself and shook her hand. She seemed nice.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0580924/

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