http://www.wright-house.com/steven-w...ght-jokes.html
Just a few:
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I didn't know it then, but looking back, in hindsight, I realize that when I was younger I could see into the future. Now I'm getting all my premonitions as flashbacks!
He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."
Four years ago... No, it was yesterday.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?