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    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Amanda Leigh

    (Went to school with her. Wondered why the hell she insisted on pronouncing it "lay.")
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    While knocking back martinis at a nice hotel as part of our romantic get-away weekend, my husband and I took it upon ourselves to come up with fake Bond girl names (a la "Allota Vagina" from Austin Powers). I think they would do nicely in this context:

    Swallow McCumb
    Happy Endings
    Lovely Swells
    Illuvya Knockers
    Willy Hardons
    Tenderly Bitterman

    There's also one name that probably would have to be part of a Bond movie (or satire) to work. She would be a 3rd generation US State Department official - the stereotype being that they all have interchangeable, incredibly WASP-y first and last names like Evans Roberts, Lewis Andrew, Johnson Stuart, etc. She would be Cummings Eaton.

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    Quote Originally posted by Hatshepsut View post
    There's also one name that probably would have to be part of a Bond movie (or satire) to work. She would be a 3rd generation US State Department official - the stereotype being that they all have interchangeable, incredibly WASP-y first and last names like Evans Roberts, Lewis Andrew, Johnson Stuart, etc. She would be Cummings Eaton.
    That is brilliant.

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    Agreed.

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