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    Read Internet message boards. Sip every time somebody mentions that TV Tropes is addictive.

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    Drink out loud everytime you see LOL.

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    Drink a shot everything you see a racist or sexist comment on a youtube video.

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    Take a swig from your hip flask every time you see a plastic bag blowing about in the wind or stuck in a tree.

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    Chug a cold one every time you see a GOP presidential candidate in a white shirt, bright tie and dark suit.

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    Take a sip of Chardonnay every time you become easily distracted from a task, thanks to the way our brains have come to expect jumping around as a result of e-mails, cell phones, message boards, texting, etc.

    (If I did this, I'd be in a drunken heap every day by 10 am or earlier.)

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    Take a shot every time you press F5 waiting for a feed to update.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Take a slug every time Newt Gingrich says "frankly."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Watch "The Walking Dead."

    Sip when somebody does something stupid.

    Chug when Lori's a bitch.

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    Take a shot for every piece of junk mail you receive. A double for 'Dear Friend' letters.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Go to the Bad Astronomy and Universe Today forums.

    Sip every time one of the regulars sounds exactly like Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory.

    Take a shot every time one of the regulars complains about The Big Bang Theory not giving an accurate picture of physicists.

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    Watch Fox News. Do a shot every time you hear the "fair and balance" tag.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Read a novel, everytime you see the letter e take a wee dram.

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    Two shots every time a Survivor contestant says they're going to play the game with integrety.

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    One shot every time a Chopped contestant says, "I didn't come here to lose."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Quote Originally posted by Elendil's Heir View post
    Chug a cold one every time you see a GOP presidential candidate in a white shirt, bright tie and dark suit.
    This is actually the only way to keep your sanity intact.

    Take a shot for every passive aggressive post you encounter.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    Two shots every time a Survivor contestant says they're going to play the game with integrety.
    Three shots every time that person turns on somebody they promised to stand by.

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    Load up your e-Reader with old pulp fiction.

    Sip everytime you read something blatantly racist or xenophobic.

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    I just downloaded some Conan stories; I'm totally going to play that game, Rube!

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    Your liver will not thank me, Orual.

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    Currently in London, take a shot every time you see some Olympic regalia. Assuming it is an authorised Olympic alcoholic drink.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Everytime a poll on the POTUS race is mentioned as being definitive.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Everytime someone uses the #yolo on twitter.

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    Take a shot every time you see some TV talking head standing hip-deep in Hurricane Sandy-lashed water for no good reason.

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