Read Internet message boards. Sip every time somebody mentions that TV Tropes is addictive.
Read Internet message boards. Sip every time somebody mentions that TV Tropes is addictive.
Drink a shot everything you see a racist or sexist comment on a youtube video.
Take a swig from your hip flask every time you see a plastic bag blowing about in the wind or stuck in a tree.
Chug a cold one every time you see a GOP presidential candidate in a white shirt, bright tie and dark suit.
Take a sip of Chardonnay every time you become easily distracted from a task, thanks to the way our brains have come to expect jumping around as a result of e-mails, cell phones, message boards, texting, etc.
(If I did this, I'd be in a drunken heap every day by 10 am or earlier.)
Take a shot every time you press F5 waiting for a feed to update.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Take a slug every time Newt Gingrich says "frankly."
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Watch "The Walking Dead."
Sip when somebody does something stupid.
Chug when Lori's a bitch.
Take a shot for every piece of junk mail you receive. A double for 'Dear Friend' letters.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Go to the Bad Astronomy and Universe Today forums.
Sip every time one of the regulars sounds exactly like Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory.
Take a shot every time one of the regulars complains about The Big Bang Theory not giving an accurate picture of physicists.
Watch Fox News. Do a shot every time you hear the "fair and balance" tag.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Read a novel, everytime you see the letter e take a wee dram.
Two shots every time a Survivor contestant says they're going to play the game with integrety.
One shot every time a Chopped contestant says, "I didn't come here to lose."
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Load up your e-Reader with old pulp fiction.
Sip everytime you read something blatantly racist or xenophobic.
I just downloaded some Conan stories; I'm totally going to play that game, Rube!
Currently in London, take a shot every time you see some Olympic regalia. Assuming it is an authorised Olympic alcoholic drink.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Everytime a poll on the POTUS race is mentioned as being definitive.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Everytime someone uses the #yolo on twitter.
Take a shot every time you see some TV talking head standing hip-deep in Hurricane Sandy-lashed water for no good reason.