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    Administrator CatInASuit's avatar
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    Default PETA Hates Mario

    That's right. The Nintendo mascot, Italian plumber Mario is an evil animal hater and must be stopped.

    In the latest game he wears a Tanooki suit made of fur, so he is sending out the message that it is acceptible to wear fur as in real life Tanooki are skinned for their fur and now all the Mario fans will now go and buy Tanooki fur suits.

    I would be more worried about the fans who went out and bought frog or penguin suits made from real frogs or penguins to copy Mario.

    Dumber than a box of rocks and putting back animal support back decades at a time, I think its time Mario wore a PETA suit instead.
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    my god, he's full of stars... OneCentStamp's avatar
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    Mario and Luigi have been stomping turtles and crabs to death since 1983, and a tanuki suit is what they finally decided to freak out about?
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    ^^ My thoughts exactly. A fur suit is evil, but killing animals didn't raise any PETA eyebrows, huh?

    Does PETA think that furries are walking around in giant, skinned "sexy" cats, too?
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    I'm imagining Peach and Daisy in a "I'd rather go naked than wear tanuki" campaign.

    Bad craziness.

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    "Why Mr. Mario Plumber Man? Why do you hate my people?"

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