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    A tourist to a working quay in Ilfracombe has raised a massive stink. Namely, that while taking his children along a working quayside, he saw several crates of dead fish and crabs.

    It was distressing to him and the children that they could see dead fish, it was entirely inappropriate to have them there, it was a horrible sight, and there were flies and it there was an awful odour. How dare they inconvenience him by working in a tourist area.

    He promptly complained to anyone who would listen including the local newspaper.

    This guy is a moron. Does he think that fish come vat grown in plastic bags. Is he really trying to hide his kids from where food comes from?

    Idiot.
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    Ah, but he was not an AMERICAN moron. As an American, I am very grateful for this. Because this is exactly the sort of shit that American morons pull.

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    Idiocy is the true international language.

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    Talk about your first world problems. Sorry these guys are working their ass off for a living, dude.

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    This just in: Hamburger comes from cows!

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    Wait until they find out where an egg comes from
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    Quote Originally posted by CatInASuit View post
    Wait until they find out where an egg comes from
    Although "cloaca" is a useful Scrabble word to know, so it's not entirely a bad thing.

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    "...you mean, Buffalo wings aren't made from buffaloes (sic) ??!!1!!"

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    Pfft. Next you'll be saying French fries aren't all imported. That's crazy talk, man!

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    I think I speak for morons everywhere when I say this guy is an embarrassment to morons.
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    Default OMG Fish come from the sea

    Guys. Guys, help. Im trying really hard not to be i n c e p t e d by this thrad title.

    You read I Come from the land of Narnia

    I hear a Men at Work song parody.

    Please. Make it stop.

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