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    Someone, somewhere, for some reason unknown to man and god, has decided that another part of their childhood should be resurrected and inflicted on us all.

    A Live Action film version of Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

    Of course, nowadays, there is more than just pollution to fight. No, there is global climate change, the ice caps melting and other tragedies. How could we miss the chance to watch 5 multinational kids lay the smack down on evil corporations. It was as cheesy as hell and what kind of lame power is heart anyway?

    Then again, Linka was hot.

    So, who would you have as your planeteers?
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    As long as Selena Gomez can be the "Heart!" kid, I'm there.
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    I ... what? No. I can't. I just can't.

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    Yeah... yeah, this will be...

    Yeah...
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    I just jizzed in my pants.

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    ...what?
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Who are they going to paint blue?
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Oh god it will probably be 3D, won't it.

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    Of course it will be in 3D! How else will the Planeteer Powers combine RIGHT IN YOUR FACE?
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    The funniest ever Captain Planet episode:


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    Quote Originally posted by The Original An Gadaí View post
    The funniest ever Captain Planet episode
    That one's pretty bad, but the whole series was generally preachy on whatever Very Special Topic they wanted to discuss.

    I remember some friends when I was younger whose mom wouldn't let them watch Captain Planet because the idea of elemental powers coming together to create an environmental superhero sent her into some kind of witch panic.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    All I know is that poor kid with the "Heart!" power had the shittiest super power ever. Whenever I play an RPG with an empath character (I'm looking at you, RabbitMage), I think of that kid and his uselessness and giggle.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    BUT - he did have a pet monkey. So that's some consolation.

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    True. The monkey was probably my favorite character.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    All I know is that poor kid with the "Heart!" power had the shittiest super power ever. Whenever I play an RPG with an empath character (I'm looking at you, RabbitMage), I think of that kid and his uselessness and giggle.
    Given what he could do with that power, I was constantly amazed he never brain wiped everyone into being his friend and took over the world.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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