An old SDMB game:
"Our next contestant is Rusty Myers, from Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Rusty, it says here that you really hate niggers."
An old SDMB game:
"Our next contestant is Rusty Myers, from Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Rusty, it says here that you really hate niggers."
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"I'll take Celebrities With Bad Hygiene for $600."
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
"I'll take Foods That Make Our Turds Float for $200."
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
"Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who?"
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
"Well, I've always been too busy working out and chasing tail to go to Renaissance Fairs, Alex."
"I'll take Celebrity Sex Tapes for $200."
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
"Our next contestant is an out-of-work street performer who's hobbies include defrauding record clubs and masterbating."
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
"Ooh, no, I'm sorry. The correct answer is 'The sex habits of Danny Thomas.'"
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
"Our contract has been renewed through 2015!"
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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"You know what? Fuck it. I don't care if that wasn't in the form of a question."
"Jeez, Alex. They said you were an insufferably pompous asshole, but I had no idea...!"
"I'll take 'Do you think any of the three of us have pants on behind this podium' for $200, Alex."
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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"What is a crack whore?"
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
"By the way, Alex, Ken Jennings asked me to tell you that he still has that 'erotic nonprescription medical device' of yours, and wanted you to pick it up."
"Alex, what say we ditch these two losers and you just give me the money now?"
"Really, another fucking question about Shakespeare?"
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
"This is Johnny Gilbert, introducing Alex yet again, wasting another year of my life for fifty grand and all the couscous I can eat!"
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"Our next contestant is the president of the Pamela Anderson Fan Club."
"Our first category is: 'Lies told by organized religions'".
"And the categories are Alien Visitations, Conspiracy Theories, Cryptozoology, Famous Deformities, Unsolved Mysteries and...Cross-dressing Shakespeare Heroines."
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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"I'll take 'Highly Infectious Skin Diseases' for 100, please, Alex."
"Whaddya mean, we don't get samples of any of the fuckin' 'Potent Potables'?"
"I'll take 'Hilarious Sponge Bob Moments' for $800."
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
"What is the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, and a Republican presidential candidate, Alex."
"I'll take 'Famous LOLCats' for $200."
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
"And Sean Connery, I understand your charity is the National Organization for Women. Tell us about that."
"Hello, everyone, I'm Alex Trebek, and I'm as gay as gay can be!"
"I'll take "Celebrity Sexual Perversions" for $200, please, Alex."
"Why couldn't you just give me some of those way easy Celebrity Jeopardy! questions, anyway, asshole?"