To Kill a Mockingbird:
Girl meets reclusive neighbor.
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To Kill a Mockingbird:
Girl meets reclusive neighbor.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Casablanca:
Two people who used to go out together run into each other in a bar.
Independence Day:
The President gives a speech.
The Blues Brothers:
Siblings raise money for orphans.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Revenge of the Nerds:
A tale of bullying, electronic spying, racial tension and rape.
1984:
Guy realizes he really is being watched.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
A Face in the Crowd:
Likable yokel turns out to be a jerk.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Oh my God, WIN.Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Actually, I thought this was pretty funny.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Star Wars:
A smuggler gets caught up in a civil war.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I love these. This would make a good Twitter contest.
Hamlet:
A young man struggles with his new step-dad.
The Shining:
A guy hooks up with a furry in a hotel.
Citizen Kane:
Rich guy bemoans lost youth.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
The Matrix:
A hacker gets philosophical.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
The Wizard of Oz:
Kansas girl has odd dream.
The Terminator
Waitress chooses new career
Sudden Impact:
A homicide inspector's day is made.
War of the Worlds:
A man too afraid to go outside and help sick visitors ends up killing his roommate.
American Beauty:
Man has strained relationship with neighbor.
Notorious
Wedding secrets can hurt, bigtime.
The Room:
He did not hit her. He did nawt.
Rear Window:
Can you guess what's in the hat box?
Jaws:
Big fish eats people and gets blown up.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Kill Bill:
A coma patient has a miraculous recovery.
The Fast and the Furious:
Vroom. Vroom vroom. SMASH. Vroom.
Fast Five:
Vroom. Jump off something. Boom. Jump off something else. BUTTS.
Titanic
Couple have shipboard romance, never see each other again.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Ship captain's old nemesis feels ignored, plots revenge.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Willard:
A shy man befriends a number of rats.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Napolean Dynamite:
Teen hones his art skills to woo a girl.
Ghostbusters:
Four guys capture ghosts and save New York.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
2001: A Space Odyssey
Human evolution gets a few nudges.
Bicentennial Man:
A robotic Robin Williams emotes.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
The Truman Show
Jim Carrey in good acting shocker.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
The Sound of Music:
World War II proves inconvenient for a large Austrian family.
(damn these double posts)
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I love this one, Hattie.
When Harry Met Sally:
Two people have long courtship.
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The Fugitive:
Innocent guy proves he's innocent.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
The Breakfast Club:
5 kids get detention.
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Animal House:
A college student goes to the grocery store.
Gorky Park:
Bad guy misleads skaters.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
9 guys go off on a hike.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Earth Girls Are Easy:
Enough said.
Thelma and Louise:
Two women strike up a friendship.
Presumed Innocent
Guy's marital troubles impact his job.
That also works for Gleaming the Cube.
Thor
Daddy issues mean trouble.
Fight Club: A man meets a new friend on a plane.
The Room:
A man, his fiancée, and his best friend are in a love triangle.
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