No one. Wasn't that in the Gaddis the large-size rant about reproductions of planar visual artifacts? I think you have to go Roy Lichtenstein for the full story, in person. Wait, that doesn't work.
Who shows up early for a final and meets the instructor only to be told, "No, next week it is! It's on the course website." Gawd. Internet is for making jokes and screwing around. The calendar on my wall is for dates, color-coordinated with Sharpies of varying widths.
Ant and the grasshopper is pretty good -- to be ready and given a reprieve to fine-tune small-scale deficiencies. OTOH, the (maybe apocryphal) FDos tale about him having been tortured by his captors by having his reprieve from execution be granted moments before execution, multiple times, is also a pessimist's take, but I feel fucking great.