Oh, and why does this one client sent me e-mails with the red "High Importance" exclamation mark, then say in the body of the e-mail that the matter is not urgent?
Oh, and why does this one client sent me e-mails with the red "High Importance" exclamation mark, then say in the body of the e-mail that the matter is not urgent?
Who the hell gets up before 7 AM on a Sunday?! (And don't say "church-goers", my roommates have pentacles on their cars.)
Do tea bags expire?
Why do the pigs in Angry Birds take TNT into their fortifications?
Why do people have their Christmas lights on in February? Not UP...I'll chalk that up to "haven't gotten around to taking them down," but, dude...they're electric. Unplug 'em.
Actually I just took mine down today but usually they are down right after New Year's Eve. This time the kids asked if we could keep them up a little longer and then the Giants kept winning and I decided the lights & tree had to stay up. The icicle lights in the windows were even Giants Blue.
What's the calorie count of lip balm?
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Why did that city bus have "Hell is not Tomorrow" on the back in great big letters?
Asked by my son last night: "How come Michael Jackson was white, but his brothers and sisters are black?"
On a windy February day in Toronto, did I really just see a man with a two-day growth of beard wearing a cute little polka dot dress and nothing covering his hairy legs?
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Why does a bottle of water have an expiry date?
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Unusual, and the kind of thing that I'd mention here or tell my wife about when talking about the day, but not outlandish, especially downtown. Toronto is pretty tolerant. Probably the strangest thing was the bare legs, on a day when even the school girls with the hitched up kilts were wearing tights.
Does the fact that I think this website is hilarious make me a bad person?
When did I develop a taste for music featuring banjos? And more importantly, why??
Why has my WASP, congenitally rhythm-less kid signed up for folk-dancing?
I think Marsilia's post in the "stuff you love" thread might provide a clue.
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"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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How many episodes of Deadliest Warrior can I watch before I develop testosterone poisoning?
Why do I need so much sleep one night, and so little another?
Why do I always end up in exercise classes where tiny Asian ladies try to destroy me?
Why can't I stay in my own house for longer than two weeks at a time?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Why do comic reviewers insist on trying to use real world physics in Batman comics to say why it can't work.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Why can't life be anything other than a series of crushing disappointments.
Where did these bagels come from??
Why am I so inordinately delighted by my new 3-hole punch?
Why did they get rid of all the conveniently placed post boxes?
Why has it taken me so long to find out what a hangnail is?
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
How did someone discover that heating corn kernels made them explode into tasty white fluffy things? How does it not have a more dynamic name than popcorn?
Can we find out what the Peruvians called it 7000 years ago? That's probably a more interesting name, or maybe not.
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Why are my busiest work days always when the weather outside is gorgeous?
I am over 30 years old, why must I continue to make such terrible life decisions involving Wild Turkey?
Why doesn't Mellophant have a "like" button I can click for Orual's last post?
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Will I ever hit upon the limit of times I'm willing to sit and watch Return of the Jedi?
Why do I read comments on Internet baseball sites?
They're where people who are too dumb to post on YouTube go to post.
Honest to God, when a player is on the Disabled List, maybe that's why he's not being brought up to the Majors. And OK, it all right to be disappointed with a second baseman, but bringing up an outfielder isn't going to fix that problem.
Why won't the people I interviewed with get back to me?!? ::whine::
Why did I have to be a Cubs fan?
SARAH HOW ARE YOU?!
Why is there a Ziploc bag containing little bottles of hotel shampoo on our break room table?