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    Default PixieBob's Conservative Corner.

    Greetings. PixieBob here...your Large, Angry Cat. Your Christian Conservative Cat (but trained by Jesuits, so look out for twisted logic).

    I reserve this thread in the Cage for my most Trollish remarks so as to properly place them.

    Todays Message:

    How to piss off a liberal:

    Stare into liberal's eyes with all seriousness and say:

    "Don't you agree that 'Team America, World Police' is the most dramatic, sweeping, and socially relevant modern day film ever produced?"

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    Wait 'till you guys hear about my Gay Marriage Quota System.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Wait, Liberals hate 'Team America, World Police'? I thought it mocked Conservative strawmen as much as Liberal ones. Or are the Conservatives just too naive to notice the mocking?

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    Oh, and my Concealed Fire Arms for Toddlers Initiative.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    Wait, Liberals hate 'Team America, World Police'? I thought it mocked Conservative strawmen as much as Liberal ones. Or are the Conservatives just too naive to notice the mocking?
    Yeah, this is confusing. It's like Trump pretending to be a Birther. Who is Trump really helping?
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Frankly, I support federally backed high-speed rail systems that link medical marijuana stores with legalized brothels. Oh, and free sex changes for men over 60.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Every liberal I know loves Team America.

    Dirka dirka Muhammed jihad.

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    Wait, Liberals hate 'Team America, World Police'? I thought it mocked Conservative strawmen as much as Liberal ones. Or are the Conservatives just too naive to notice the mocking?
    I don't know about conservatives, but I know that liberals can be really, really, REALLY fucking stupid about satire. I've watched other online communities I belong to work themselves into a froth of righteous outrage over a piece of parody because OMG THIS IS SEXIST B/C IT IS LAMPOONING COMMON STEREOTYPES AND PORTRAYING CARICATUREs OF MISOGYNY INSTEAD OF SIMPLY SAYING IN CLEAR AND EASY TO UNDERSTAND LANGUAGE THAT MISOGYNY IS WRONG. HATE HATE YOU HATE WOMEN.

    So it stands to reason some conservatives could have a similar blindspot about parody.

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    Fair enough. I just never saw it as a 'Team America, World Police' as something the average Liberal hated. Nothing at all like Faux News with Sarah 'Moosekiller' Palin, Carl "the Odious Liar" Rove and Glenn 'the dumbest man on TV and that is saying something' Beck.

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    Fair enough. I just never saw it as a 'Team America, World Police' as something the average Liberal hated. Nothing at all like Faux News with Sarah 'Moosekiller' Palin, Carl "the Odious Liar" Rove and Glenn 'the dumbest man on TV and that is saying something' Beck.
    You're leaving out Sean "Obama is a Muslim" Hannity. Captain of the dog-whistle team.
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    I've publically made fun of RUSH myself. I'm pretty certain I have no blind spots...well...the misogyny thing perhaps, but you'd have to know my late mother...and I can take a hit with the best of them.

    @ OliveLoaf...I am stiff with ANNNNTICCIIIIIIIIIII.....PATION to hear about your Gay Marriage Quota System and especially your Concealed Fire Arms for Toddlers Initiative. I'm at work right now...I work in a doctor's office, And I'm carrying a concealed compact 1911 style .45 auto resting in a crotch holster above my dick right now. Where would toddlers conceal their handguns? Or would you consider an Open Carry Initiative due to the diaper problem of shit causing rust.

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    What are the concealed-carry laws in the Cayman Islands anyways?

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    depends on how much money you have. If you are a commoner, you can apply for a license to own a gun but no one can carry a gun. But if you have money, you can do what you damn well please. It's a small area and the police know who to not bother. The governor is currently reviewing the law with an eye toward ballistic testing of all licensed firearms. The NRA is keeping an eye on the situation, but after all, the Caymans are an annex of The Crown. (British Colombia)
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    I hate conservative media! Especially that Colbert guy!

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    Quote Originally posted by Peeta Mellark View post
    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    Wait, Liberals hate 'Team America, World Police'? I thought it mocked Conservative strawmen as much as Liberal ones. Or are the Conservatives just too naive to notice the mocking?
    I don't know about conservatives, but I know that liberals can be really, really, REALLY fucking stupid about satire. I've watched other online communities I belong to work themselves into a froth of righteous outrage over a piece of parody because OMG THIS IS SEXIST B/C IT IS LAMPOONING COMMON STEREOTYPES AND PORTRAYING CARICATUREs OF MISOGYNY INSTEAD OF SIMPLY SAYING IN CLEAR AND EASY TO UNDERSTAND LANGUAGE THAT MISOGYNY IS WRONG. HATE HATE YOU HATE WOMEN
    So it stands to reason some conservatives could have a similar blindspot about parody.
    I think this is a function of self-righteousness and extreme partisanship, vs. a characteristic of a particular political philosophy. You see it on both sides.

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    Quote Originally posted by Ramses View post
    I hate conservative media! Especially that Colbert guy!
    I just love Colbert...But I'm sure you know he's a liberal and just doing a parody of a conservative, which is why I like him so much.

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    Gime an "R", Gimme a "U"

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    Quote Originally posted by PixieBob View post
    Quote Originally posted by Ramses View post
    I hate conservative media! Especially that Colbert guy!
    I just love Colbert...But I'm sure you know he's a liberal and just doing a parody of a conservative, which is why I like him so much.
    Yes, I'm sure that seems comfortingly familiar to you.

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    Quote Originally posted by PixieBob View post
    'Team America, World Police' is the most dramatic, sweeping, and socially relevant modern day film ever produced?
    This movie absolutely is all you say it is, and I don't consider myself Liberal, Conservative, Communist,, whatever... Am I being whooshed?

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    shut up Sarah...you are screwing up all my fun. Prehistoric BitchSlapper.

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    Bwah ha ha.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    Bwah ha ha.
    You drinking? You know, fine if you are. Just asking.
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    Quote Originally posted by Oliveloaf View post
    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    Bwah ha ha.
    You drinking? You know, fine if you are. Just asking.
    Heavens, no. You know I never touch the stuff.

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    Team America. FUCK YEAH!

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    Russia sucks!
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Free Masons run the country!

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    Jesus was a Free Mason. So was Soupy Sales. And Obama.
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    Jesus was not a mason. He was a carpenter. Geez. Obama, on the other hand, is quite skilled with stonework.

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    My bad.
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    NP...the Free Masons (and the Stone Masons) threw Obama out when they realized he was not really Black.

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    Obama, he's left-handed! You KNOW that means he's EVIL!!! REPENT, EVIL ONE!!!

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    That reminds me of some psych study I read about in the 70's while I was getting my BA in psych...there were, at that time, enough studies to suggest a link between left-handedness and a lower intelligence level. really.

    Unfortunately, there are always exceptions to the rule when large scale statistical studies show possible links. Obama, regretfully is one of them.

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    Obama, he's left-handed! You KNOW that means he's EVIL!!! REPENT, EVIL ONE!!!
    My mother was a lefty, she was forced to switch when she began writing. I'm sure that's why she's a spaz now.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    I'm left-handed. I'm also brilliantly awesome. And not evil. Totally.

    The sulphurous smoke-clouds and bat-winged shadows are a stylistic choice.

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    Lefty.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    I have not yet received todays email which contains a prime liberal taunt...But I am continuing to check

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