You know what's sad? Children involved in horrible arc-welding accidents.
You know what's sad? Children involved in horrible arc-welding accidents.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Jesus loved marshmallow eggs, and ham.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Do you think anyone ever called Boutros Boutros Ghali, by mistake, Ghali Ghali Boutros? I bet it completely happened.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Each belch tastes like a different course from lunch. Lunch was pretty good, so this could be worse.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Pretty sure memo about naked day tomorrow at work is fake.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Dear Mr. Daehtihs, your name spelled backward is funny.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
My chair and I have become one. Roll me home, Smithers.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
There's a song about lonely teardrops, and several tunes about sweat. Why no love for bile?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I wish I was Lady Gaga. well, no, I wish you were Lady Gaga.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Even if I did have a clown suit, it's not like I'd lend it to you.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I left my DNA all over that bathroom.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
If your real first name was Skeeter, how much would you pay to have it changed?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
If Michelle Bachmann was a hooker, she'd make a lot of money.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I love sitting. It's the working part I can't latch on to.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I kid you not, I thought cable news was about ropes and shit.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
There is nothing left to tweet about. Well, the absence of a topic is a topic, right?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Girls' night out tonight!
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Instead of soothing the savage beast, can we save some money and just placate it?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
If there were two Iowas, would be have to cut Nebraska or Kansas?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
That's what she said! RT @techbob3256 I will reinsert the module link this evening.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I completely tweeted about that chick's ass.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Listening to Australian radio stations is kind of weird. Particularly since I'm not in Australia.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I am pretty sure I only use my right nostril.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I so wish I hadn't just done that.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
As much as possible, I prefer to pee alone.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Does anyone know where I can score some nude photos of Blythe Danner?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Huckleberry Hound, what a yutz.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Some names sound like food. Wouldn't you like some Audrey sauce on your enchilada?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Oh, you said sadder. I heard Seder. I don't do Kosher.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I'm pretty honked off about this royal wedding thing. Why didn't we see highlights of the royal bachelor party?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
My ass. Oh my God, my ass. Jesus it hurts. It hurts so much.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Re. my last Tweet. I feel a lot better now. #asspain
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
You know who farts really loud? My mother.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
That Carlos Santana. What a stich.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I definitely suck in more air through my left nostril.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Krikey! Me bum's rashy!
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
If we didn't know what it meant, we'd be cool with Swine as a first name. "Why little Swine Mae Pulaski, aren't you the cutest thing?!"
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I just saw Donald Trump at Walgreens.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Cola is a stupid sounding word.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
It's after lunch, but my last belch still tasted like breakfast.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
There is a car called Kizashi. Kizashi sounds like something you sprinkle on steak fries.
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"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
In post #16, I read the word "pens" as "penes."
Ohio is a better name for a state than Wyoming.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
It's funny because his name is Weiner.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I would completely date twins, but not at the same time. If I could alternate, I could use my material twice, saving me time thinking of ways to be funny.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I know a guy named Oleg. Really.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Boy, really got caught with my pants down today! Well, technically they were off, and not actually in the car when I got pulled over, but you know what I mean.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Bad name for a Jello-O ripoff brand? Thick-O.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
One of the best things about being in bed is not being out of bed.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford