Ah, lunch. It's like snack time, only bigger.
Ah, lunch. It's like snack time, only bigger.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
If it matters, that wasn't a booger.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I just completely pissed no-handed. High five!
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Remember the Wendy's "Super Bar" salad bar? Super my ass.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
You know what would easily survive a government crash test? Serena William's ass.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Dogs seem to put more effort into puking than most humans.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Probably could have something today.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Whoa! The left and right arrows on my Tivo remote do stuff!
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
LeBron James looks like a morning breath kind of guy.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
The job I want for the pay I want? Clerk at 7-11. $250K. Oh, with free fountain drinks.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Dude,
I am so sorry about your bathroom, and the cat.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Wow. I owe that chair an apology.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Sure man walked on the moon, bid deal. Now swim on the moon. Huh? There's a challenge.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I still like ash trays. I don't smoke, but I burn a lot of little stuff.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
If I did smoke, I think I'd smoke unfiltered Chesterfields. That or some esoteric brand you can only get by mail.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Oh man, why are my hands all greasy?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Wakka wakka woo, wakka woo, wakka woo.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I take it back, Laverne and Shirley was pretty funny.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
All I wanted was a large Diet Pepsi. Now I gotta walk around with a fucking Green Lantern cup. Idiots.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
My ass hurts.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Ever notice how Katie Couric always walks like she just wet her pants? Nah, just kidding. I didn't notice it either.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I bet Robert Deniro would make a better used-car salesman than Al Pacino, but it would be close. They'd both make bonus every month.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
People who refer to their breakfast cereal as "my flakes" should be deported.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Would Jesus have been a sub or hogie man?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
If you are under 80, and still write checks at the grocery store, you're probably friendless. I bet you have a lot of crocheted throw pillows, too.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Fuck you, sun. Go heat some other fucking city.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
As a rule, I prefer topical ointments.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
There are places a man just shouldn't shave. Vermont is such a place.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I wish Sarah Vowel was hot.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Delta Burke is dead, right? (better safe than sorry.)
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"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I don't think so. But I wouldn't be surprised.
Wiki says no: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_burke
Cheese is one of the few things for which a foul odor indicates improved quality. Well, cheese and massage therapists.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Disney completely shot down my idea for a reality-based petting zoo. First you pet the animals, then you BBQ them. Like Medieval Times, but with butchers instead of knights.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I don't care what Wiki says, Delta Burke is dead. So is scrap booking.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
It is possible to pee violently.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
The nastiest three-letter word? Probably pus.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Spare a quarter? I need it because I want more money.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Whoa, what? Delta Burke is dead?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
What is my post count, anyway?
ETA: 5,805. I've gotta catch up.
Last edited by Sarahfeena; 28 Mar 2012 at 06:40 PM.
I should have put that in a separate post. 5,806. I've gotta catch up.
I am awake now, though not for long. Unless I puke or something.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford