The sushi tasted
The sushi tasted
like ambrosia. Then,
as if mesmerized,
Dusty ate Sandy.
Sandy's parents objected.
But too late.
"She always liked
sushi," her mom
said through tears.
She tasted awful,
too much gristle
, yet I pretended
to enjoy eating
her, said Dusty.
It'd be rude
to not enjoy
eating a lady.
Bazinga!, I thought.
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Suddenly, night fell.
OK, posts 215-218 made me laugh out loud...good work, guys.
Carry on.
WTF, how did I close this?Kinda ironic, considering my post! Anyway...opening it back up, sorry about that.
Then dawn came.
Already?! Space fabric
must be discombobulated!
A tree fell
asleep in my
hammock, I think,
although I didn't
really notice it.
despite my dendrophobia
for I was
balancing a pineapple
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
on my toes!
After the pineapple
did what anyone
with a wombat
would do, it
suddenly realized that
Broadway was calling.
"You could be
a star, baby!"
Such juicy pineapples
deserve a little
professional recognition, so
they sent a
headshot to an
agent, who promptly
called Mel Brooks.
Because he didn't
recognize the fruit
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