Tell a story 3 words at a time.

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hallucination of eldritch

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horror, the likes

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of which no

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man could see

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without going maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

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No such luck,"

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was the sad

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reply from the

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wizened old coot

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in the black

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trenchcoat who sat

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atop the stegosaurus

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(gingerly, of course)

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and who now

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dismounted with a

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rather casual air.

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Everyone gaped. The

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end had seemed

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to have arrived,

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and yet all

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the same, it

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just never came.

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Meanwhile, on Rigel III,

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Nigel of Rigel

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sighed wistfully as

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Art of Arcturus

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walked on by.

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Art pretended not

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to see the

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iridescent eyes of

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his greatest admirer

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aglow, instead turning

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both his heads

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towards the moons

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that circled above,

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their multiringed glory

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ineffably beautiful. He

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was suddenly inspired

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to sit down

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and proposition Nigel.

[Zuul]

"Nigel, I want

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(and by 'want'

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you know I

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mean 'demand'), your

[Elendil's Heir]

alien booty immediately!"

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Nigel, frightened yet

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undeniably aroused, paused

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for a moment

[Elendil's Heir]

while he distractedly

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adjusted his junk.