Tell a story 3 words at a time.

[Sarahfeena]

I don't think

[Zuul]

so, but maybe

[OneCentStamp]

we can make

[Elendil's Heir]

decorative matchbook covers,"

[Ramses]

"That's just crazy

[Rube E. Tewesday]

talk. Stow it!"

[Zuul]

"But I wanted

[Ramses]

to weaponize it."

[OneCentStamp]

The conversation subsided

[Rube E. Tewesday]

as everyone realized

[OneCentStamp]

a chill silence

[Rube E. Tewesday]

had fallen over

[OneCentStamp]

all assembled. Someone

[Rube E. Tewesday]

raised his arm

[Orual]

. "Look, it's Superman!"

[Ramses]

No, it wasn't.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

It was actually

[OneCentStamp]

a bird or

[Trojan Man]

a flying tomato.

[Elendil's Heir]

"That's just stupid,"

[Rube E. Tewesday]

said a skeptic.

[Trojan Man]

As the tomato

[Ramses]

flew by their

[artifex]

blank, disbelieving faces,

[Ramses]

"...anyway, back to

[Elendil's Heir]

Oz," she said.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

"Please shoot me!"

[Ramses]

So we did.

[Sarahfeena]

Then we looked

[Marsilia]

across the vast

[Elendil's Heir]

expanse of intergalactic

[Ramses]

deserted island, and

[Trojan Man]

shot the cynic

[Hatshepsut]

and ate him.

[Trojan Man]

He was chewy,

[Marsilia]

from the fat

[OneCentStamp]

and gristle that

[Rube E. Tewesday]

come from living

[Sarahfeena]

underneath a damp

[Ramses]

washcloth. After we

[OneCentStamp]

stowed the leftovers,

[Hatshepsut]

we slept. Then

[Elendil's Heir]

we partied hearty!

[OneCentStamp]

"We're not getting

[Zuul]

any younger, guys!"

[Sarahfeena]

So let's go

[OneCentStamp]

back to where

[Sarahfeena]

we saw the

[OneCentStamp]

whale. I think

[Zuul]

it's a penguin.