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    Bad stuff
    More bad stuff
    More bad stuff about Afghanistan
    More bad stuff
    Also, more bad stuff

    Name 5 good reasons to not give a shit about history

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    A historian once bit you
    You disagree with Santayana
    Too busy masturbating
    You're an idiot
    You're an even bigger idiot

    Name five good movie soundtracks

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    Lawrence of Arabia
    The Killers (1946 version)
    Citizen Kane
    Psycho
    Cape Fear (either version)

    eta oh shit:

    Name the 5 worst arguments you've ever had with family members
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    Trying to get my sister to leave my room
    Resisting my sister's bossiness at Thanksgiving
    Pushing back against my dad's bossiness when we were having a family picture taken
    Arguing with my wife over scheduling
    Arguing with my son over getting a dog

    Name five key events from 1800 to 1810.

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    Jeebus
    The Man who robbed the bank at Monte Carlo
    Jesse James
    Citizen Kane
    Toby Keith

    Name 5 reasons you are happy today

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    None of those are from 1800 to 1810, are they?

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    Oh wait, those are five things people get all happy and shit.

    Show me: EH's 5, survey!

    Battle of Jena
    "Stendhal" (pseudonym, you know) was probably just getting started as an awesome womanizer
    Beginning of the end for Wordsworth
    The Diabelli Variations
    The "Hammerklavier" Sonata

    Name 5 extremely pretentious fragments of poetry or prose to cite

    eta oh shit, I thought you said 1810-1820

    Name 5 apolitical events 1810-1820
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    Beethoven composes Für Elise
    The first steamboat sails on the Ohio River
    Luddite uprisings in England
    Charles Dickens is born
    Great Stock Exchange Fraud in London

    Name 5 reasons you are happy today

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    I didn't wake up to a nurse amputating my penis
    I had the foresight last night to elevate my feet in bed to minimize blood pooling in my feet
    Not hungover
    Got to sleep in a bit
    It's overcast -- maybe my sunburned face can get back to its milky, smooth state without me hiding in the shade

    Name 5 reasons you are unhappy today

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    I didn't wake up to a nurse amputating my penis
    I had the foresight last night to elevate my feet in bed to minimize blood pooling in my feet
    Not hungover
    Got to sleep in a bit
    It's overcast -- maybe my sunburned face can get back to its milky, smooth state without me hiding in the shade

    Name 5 reasons you are unhappy today

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    007 found my secret extinct-volcano lair
    Henchmen's Union wants to renegotiate its contract
    Six of my wives are mad at me
    Plutonium prices are up for this quarter
    Greek government delayed its monthly extortion payment to me. AGAIN.

    Name five key events from 1810 to 1820.
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    1. Napoleon invaded Russia
    2. Battle of Waterloo
    3. Frankenstein written
    4. First Steam locomotive
    5. Spanish Peninsular war.

    Name five reasons you know your pet is unhappy with you
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Poops on the bed
    Doesn't eat
    Growls at me
    Bites my hand
    Cancels my subscription to The Washington Post

    Name five key events from 1820 to 1830.

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    Michael Faraday Discovers Electromagnetic Induction

    Brazil Independent Of Portugal

    Ecuador Free From Spain

    Decembrist Uprising

    Uruguay Independent



    Name 5 English words derived from African languages.

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    Hey, we're doing this game again!

    Lemme see....

    aardvark
    banjo
    cola
    jive
    safari

    Name five key events from 1830 to 1840.

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    Age of Jackson
    Daguerrotypes
    Stendhal, The Red and the Black
    November Uprising (Poland v. Russia)
    Johannes Brahms was born

    Give five reasons why squares don't like jazz music

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    Too many notes in each chord
    Too many notes in the melody
    Too mathematical
    Not mathematical enough
    Kenny G

    Name 5 famous bridges.

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    Over troubled waters
    On the River Kwai
    Album by Sonny Rollins
    B section of Rhythm Changes
    B section to Unit 7

    Name 5 Good Ways to Silence Neighborhood Dogs Permanently Without Getting Caught

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    Use telekinesis to stop its heart
    Blowpipe with darts coated in Amazon tribe's rare and untraceable poison
    Hire a hitman from out of town
    Secretly feed the damn thing fatty foods for years on end
    Heartfelt prayers to the Almighty

    Legal warning: Do not do ANY of these things.

    Name 5 legal ways to get a neighborhood dog to shut up and behave itself

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    Be its friend
    Be its owner's friend
    Have some stern words with the owner
    Let them bark until the owners can't handle it any more
    Bark back at the dogs.

    Name 5 types of Australian parrot.

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    Australian king parrot
    Australian ringneck
    Blue Bonnet
    Crimson Rosella
    Double-eyed Fig-Parrot

    Thank God for Google!

    Name 5 movies of Harrison Ford in which he played neither Han Solo nor Dr. Jones

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