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Name 5 good reasons to not give a shit about history
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Name 5 good reasons to not give a shit about history
A historian once bit you
You disagree with Santayana
Too busy masturbating
You're an idiot
You're an even bigger idiot
Name five good movie soundtracks
Lawrence of Arabia
The Killers (1946 version)
Citizen Kane
Psycho
Cape Fear (either version)
eta oh shit:
Name the 5 worst arguments you've ever had with family members
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Trying to get my sister to leave my room
Resisting my sister's bossiness at Thanksgiving
Pushing back against my dad's bossiness when we were having a family picture taken
Arguing with my wife over scheduling
Arguing with my son over getting a dog
Name five key events from 1800 to 1810.
Jeebus
The Man who robbed the bank at Monte Carlo
Jesse James
Citizen Kane
Toby Keith
Name 5 reasons you are happy today
None of those are from 1800 to 1810, are they?
Oh wait, those are five things people get all happy and shit.
Show me: EH's 5, survey!
Battle of Jena
"Stendhal" (pseudonym, you know) was probably just getting started as an awesome womanizer
Beginning of the end for Wordsworth
The Diabelli Variations
The "Hammerklavier" Sonata
Name 5 extremely pretentious fragments of poetry or prose to cite
eta oh shit, I thought you said 1810-1820
Name 5 apolitical events 1810-1820
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Beethoven composes Für Elise
The first steamboat sails on the Ohio River
Luddite uprisings in England
Charles Dickens is born
Great Stock Exchange Fraud in London
Name 5 reasons you are happy today
I didn't wake up to a nurse amputating my penis
I had the foresight last night to elevate my feet in bed to minimize blood pooling in my feet
Not hungover
Got to sleep in a bit
It's overcast -- maybe my sunburned face can get back to its milky, smooth state without me hiding in the shade
Name 5 reasons you are unhappy today
I didn't wake up to a nurse amputating my penis
I had the foresight last night to elevate my feet in bed to minimize blood pooling in my feet
Not hungover
Got to sleep in a bit
It's overcast -- maybe my sunburned face can get back to its milky, smooth state without me hiding in the shade
Name 5 reasons you are unhappy today
007 found my secret extinct-volcano lair
Henchmen's Union wants to renegotiate its contract
Six of my wives are mad at me
Plutonium prices are up for this quarter
Greek government delayed its monthly extortion payment to me. AGAIN.
Name five key events from 1810 to 1820.
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1. Napoleon invaded Russia
2. Battle of Waterloo
3. Frankenstein written
4. First Steam locomotive
5. Spanish Peninsular war.
Name five reasons you know your pet is unhappy with you
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Poops on the bed
Doesn't eat
Growls at me
Bites my hand
Cancels my subscription to The Washington Post
Name five key events from 1820 to 1830.
Michael Faraday Discovers Electromagnetic Induction
Brazil Independent Of Portugal
Ecuador Free From Spain
Decembrist Uprising
Uruguay Independent
Name 5 English words derived from African languages.
Hey, we're doing this game again!
Lemme see....
aardvark
banjo
cola
jive
safari
Name five key events from 1830 to 1840.
Age of Jackson
Daguerrotypes
Stendhal, The Red and the Black
November Uprising (Poland v. Russia)
Johannes Brahms was born
Give five reasons why squares don't like jazz music
Too many notes in each chord
Too many notes in the melody
Too mathematical
Not mathematical enough
Kenny G
Name 5 famous bridges.
Over troubled waters
On the River Kwai
Album by Sonny Rollins
B section of Rhythm Changes
B section to Unit 7
Name 5 Good Ways to Silence Neighborhood Dogs Permanently Without Getting Caught
Use telekinesis to stop its heart
Blowpipe with darts coated in Amazon tribe's rare and untraceable poison
Hire a hitman from out of town
Secretly feed the damn thing fatty foods for years on end
Heartfelt prayers to the Almighty
Legal warning: Do not do ANY of these things.
Name 5 legal ways to get a neighborhood dog to shut up and behave itself
Be its friend
Be its owner's friend
Have some stern words with the owner
Let them bark until the owners can't handle it any more
Bark back at the dogs.
Name 5 types of Australian parrot.
Australian king parrot
Australian ringneck
Blue Bonnet
Crimson Rosella
Double-eyed Fig-Parrot
Thank God for Google!
Name 5 movies of Harrison Ford in which he played neither Han Solo nor Dr. Jones
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